Blade vs. The Cullen Family (Twilight)

Blade hears about the murders that are occurring in Forks, Washington and he immediately recognized them as vampire attacks. Blade sets out to hunt down the vampires. While in Forks he comes across a black male with dread locks and red eyes (Laurent), Blade knows this man is a vampire and he decides to follow him hoping he’ll bring him to more suck heads for himself to eradicate. Laurent doesn’t meet up with the actually vampires Blade has set out to kill but he goes to the home of the Cullens. Blade believes the Cullens are the vampires responsible for the murders that are happening and he storms the house with sword in hand. As soon as he enters the house he decapitates Laurent immediately and readies himself for a battle with the seven remaining vampires.

Blade vs Edward, Carlisle, Rosalie, Emmet, Alice, Jasper, and Esme.

Lol Blade would kill them while they are crying and whining about how powerful they are.

they would be dead before they even finished thier pre-fight hissssss

the only one with a sliver of hope is jasper cuz he used to kill ppl

this is a joke right? Blade would hurricane through them in a second (literally a second).

Ha Twilight is so gay

blade......simply because twilight is stupid

Blade, Slaughterhouse. (and then we throw him a parade, twilight is sooooo gay)

Blade curbstomps them.

And then gets a medal for it.

Blade has experience in killing vampires.  My money is on him because the others are not warriors like him.

this thread makes me happy

really, Blade vs seven vampires that don't have the weaknesses of the usual vampires blade goes up against, i don't think it will be as easy as every one thinks. I'm sure Blade has fought some tough customers but not knowing what he was going up against and all 7 of them poncing on him at once.... i just dont know.

I've never read/watched anything Twilight related. How strong and how fast are these vampires?

Do they play better than Blade though? I guess he'd be a cricketer though, wouldn't he?

i'm not good at desribing strength and speed, but when they run at their fastest they can become a blur to the human eye when passing by them, and as for strength, a couple of examples of their strength are while playing baseball the crack of the bat was as load as thunder because of their force and they sent the ball flying very far as i can remember, maybe a mile or something(obviouly can't remember how far) , and edward pushed a car that was about to crash into bella away with one hand and left a large dent in the cars side.

another example of strength could be that they  hunt and kill wild animals with their bare hands and have taken down grizzly bears one on one

and jasper can probably predict blade's actions since he can read thoughts

Edward was able to uproot a tree. So I'd say that the Cullens are pretty strong. Honestly, I think people are voting for Blade just because they hate Twilight.

As much as I'd love to join the "Lets make fun of something we all view as ridiculous and dumb" party, I've heard one of the "vampires" (if you can call creatures that don't suck people's blood, don't die from getting staked in the heart, don't have a problem going out in the daytime, etc vampires) can read people's minds and another can predict the future.

Though it would bring me immeasurable joy to watch Blade tear apart the annoying 14 year old girl's wet dream that is Twilight, I'm gonna have to go with the vamps.

Blade

the cullens would win

so guys are scared to say they saw and liked twilight?

Oh fan hate how awesome. If we actually look at the facts then  the tiwlight vamps have this. Edward can read minds, while Jasper has fought hundreds of vampires during the wars in mexico and can also predict the moves of other people by there feelings and movements, Given into that we also have Alice who can see the future. Then we have a pretty unfair fight. I know tiwlight is not freaking cool and awesome and is over the top on the emo factor but this thread is not who do you like best its a battle thread. Their is seven cullens and three of which have powers and they work extremly well with each other. the team work gives them a massive edge that I dont think Blade would be able to over come.

Blade

I read the first two books.  I don't mind admitting it.  I read a lot of everything.  Very formulaic and the second one was really bad that I couldn't finish the series.

Cullens would win. 

the cullens

Hasn't Blade defeated Dracula (a vampire that can do everything the Cullens can)

They also don't have the weapons or superior training that Blade has. Really the only advantage I see them having is speed.

The Cullens ... fan-hate or not they have better attributes

Cullens are emo crybabies

Blade stomp