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Baskerville eats...sperm?

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Who is this guy?

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I'm going w/ Alucard ftw until I get some feats on this strange "telletubby-ish" looking character..

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I believe that the general consensus on Animevice was that it was a stalemate, neither could effectively put down the other.

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I believe that the general consensus on Animevice was that it was a stalemate, neither could effectively put down the other.

What are the former's feats and abilities?

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What on earth is this abomination?

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@carter_esque: Click on the link he posted in the OP, I listed some in that thread.

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Black Sperm is obviously omnipotent.

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#10  Edited By Carter_esque

Black Sperm is clearly faster than Alucard so he could blitz him. The problem is that he can't kill Alucard and vice versa, which makes this fight an utterly pointless stalemate.

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#11  Edited By Anal_Vomit

All Black sperm has to do is kill Alucard 30 million times right?

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@anal_vomit: Black Sperm has over 9 trillion cell to regen from lol

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#13  Edited By Ironshinobi88

Black Sperm impregnantes Alucard's body. Infuriated and feeling the need to validated. Alucard turns to Count Maury Povich for DNA tests...the results came back Positive, and Alucard tells black sperm to grow up and be a man.


THE END

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Saitama shows up, both get one punched curbstomped.

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I hate to say this but Alucard might lose.

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All Black sperm has to do is kill Alucard 30 million times right?

At the end of the series alucard became immortal and an omnipresent being.

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#19  Edited By Chibi_cute

Alucard shows how bad ass he is.. and this teletubby wannabee kills himself..

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I'll say that Teletubby of Death wins due to me having no idea what to say about this match.

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If Alucard can pull this off, then he wins. Not just obviously, this guy is extremely strong. And this final form is beyond strong.

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If Alucard can pull this off, then he wins. Not just obviously, this guy is extremely strong. And this final form is beyond strong.

Alucard wins easy. Sperm is DNA, Alucard Absorbs the Sperm for more power and a instant win.

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Alucard eats Sperm. That was not too hard.

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#23  Edited By lowlaville

@cadencev2: Sure 11.5 trillion of sperm can be consumed?

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#24  Edited By Pokergeist

@lowlaville said:

@cadencev2: Sure 11.5 trillion of sperm can be consumed?

Why not? He was devouring over 3 million+ in a minuet and was still hungry, he has no limit in consumption. Alucard will take all that Sperm and beg for more!

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#25  Edited By Carter_esque

The puns being used here..... lol

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#26  Edited By lowlaville

@cadencev2 said:

@lowlaville said:

@cadencev2: Sure 11.5 trillion of sperm can be consumed?

Why not? He was devouring over 3 million+ in a minuet and was still hungry, he has no limit in consumption. Alucard will take all that Sperm and beg for more!

3 million+ in a minute? According to my calculations, thats still going to take 44 days to consume all of Sperm. And thats if Alucard consumes spam 24/7 for 44 days straight.

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#27  Edited By Strongarm

@cadencev2: he needs to kill them first, their stats/feats say otherwise

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#28 juiceboks  Moderator

The only problem with this match is Alucard is currently omnipresent. So unless Black Sperm has some counter to that, he can't effectively kill him any amount of times. Which would allow Alucard to consume him however many times he needs. Alucard wins..eventually.

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#29  Edited By Pokergeist

@lowlaville:

@strongarm said:

@cadencev2: he needs to kill them first, their stats/feats say otherwise

I seen nothing from Black sperm thats remotely on Alucard level.

  • Magical Cards that cancel Healing Factors that have 20 feet explosive radius.
  • Mach 5 Magic Bullet that can kill 100 targets a shot.
  • Black Dog that could theoretically devour 25 Black sperm a bite.
  • Then you have the 3,000,000+ souls that Alucard can use and reabsorb when they die to reuse them again.
  • Add to all that Aircraft Carrier size and weight, in scope and power, TK. You could kill or BFR 10,000 Black Sperm a second.
  • Absorbs whatever he kills to add to his Army to make it larger.

All this is Alucard. And what ever he kills, he can absorb and add to his army 0_0

Black Sperm stands no chance.

@juiceboks said:

The only problem with this match is Alucard is currently omnipresent. So unless Black Sperm has some counter to that, he can't effectively kill him any amount of times. Which would allow Alucard to consume him however many times he needs. Alucard wins..eventually.

Pre Schroedinger wins this easy and in a few hours honestly.

The ONLY way to kill Alucard is Heart Stab with Decapitation. That is the only LEGIT way to kill Alucard.

Add to that his 3,000,000+ lives.

Add to that he can reabsorb lost lives and blood to restore lost lives.

Alucard is a beast that is near impossible to kill short of throwing him in the sun.

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#30  Edited By lowlaville

@cadencev2: Sorry to disappoint you bro but Alucard is outnumbered here. Each of the sperm are individually a dragon level threat. They are city+ busters individually. They will be done with the 3 mil+ souls of his in no time

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I can't see Alucard winning here....it looks like this guy uses the same hax but on steroids lol

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Unless Alucard turns the Sperms he absorbs into familiars immediately...that may balance the odds

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@cadencev2: Sorry to disappoint you bro but Alucard is outnumbered here. Each of the sperm are individually a dragon level threat. They are city+ busters individually. They will be done with the 3 mil+ souls of his in no time

Sorry to disappoint bro, I disgree.

  • Alucard has intangibility, how can they counter that?
  • How can they counter Alucard eating them and gaining constant more power while they weaken?
  • How can they counter TK BFR?
  • How can they kill Alucard when they do not know of Heart Staking followed by Decapitation? You can smash Alucard into a puddle of blood, but its proven that is not a kill, you have to specifically heart stab and then decapitate.

They are outclass no matter how strong or fast they are.

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@lowlaville said:

@cadencev2: Sorry to disappoint you bro but Alucard is outnumbered here. Each of the sperm are individually a dragon level threat. They are city+ busters individually. They will be done with the 3 mil+ souls of his in no time

Sorry to disappoint bro, I disgree.

  • Alucard has intangibility, how can they counter that?
  • How can they counter Alucard eating them and gaining constant more power while they weaken?
  • How can they counter TK BFR?
  • How can they kill Alucard when they do not know of Heart Staking followed by Decapitation? You can smash Alucard into a puddle of blood, but its proven that is not a kill, you have to specifically heart stab and then decapitate.

They are outclass no matter how strong or fast they are.

44 days bro. 44 days is enough to do something. And thats if BS is getting consumed 3mil a minute 24/7. I don't know about Alucard, at all. So please educate me. How does his soul absorption ability work? Sperm has no blood from what I saw, Alucard also needs to kill before consuming?

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@cadencev2 said:

@lowlaville said:

@cadencev2: Sorry to disappoint you bro but Alucard is outnumbered here. Each of the sperm are individually a dragon level threat. They are city+ busters individually. They will be done with the 3 mil+ souls of his in no time

Sorry to disappoint bro, I disgree.

  • Alucard has intangibility, how can they counter that?
  • How can they counter Alucard eating them and gaining constant more power while they weaken?
  • How can they counter TK BFR?
  • How can they kill Alucard when they do not know of Heart Staking followed by Decapitation? You can smash Alucard into a puddle of blood, but its proven that is not a kill, you have to specifically heart stab and then decapitate.

They are outclass no matter how strong or fast they are.

44 days bro. 44 days is enough to do something. And thats if BS is getting consumed 3mil a minute 24/7. I don't know about Alucard, at all. So please educate me. How does his soul absorption ability work? Sperm has no blood from what I saw, Alucard also needs to kill before consuming?

He absorbs blood and fluids, since the Sperm are... Sperm, I see no reason he cannot absorb them like he did all the bodily fluids in London in a minuet.

Also in Hellsing the soul is in the blood. He absorbs blood and the soul with it. So even if BS has no soul (Proof he has none?) then Alucard can still absorb the DNA Sperm with every killed sperm.

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@cadencev2: Notable attacks, style of killing or how he (she?) is going to go about killing Sperm pls? Or does the absorption work without killing the lot?

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#37  Edited By Pokergeist

@lowlaville said:

@cadencev2: Notable attacks, style of killing or how he (she?) is going to go about killing Sperm pls? Or does the absorption work without killing the lot?

I showed the Absorption above. Snaps finger, and all of the fluids in London were absorbed. He cannot do this while they are alive, only dead or dying.

Here. Feats.

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Alucard

Strength

1-2) Besides over powering Humans, Alucard has forced a Musket through a steel bulk head of a Carrier.

Speed

1-2) Catches Bullets with his arm.

3) Sees in slow motion while accurately firing bullets so fast they are right behind one another.

4-5) Catches the Hyper Sonic Magic Bullet with his teeth.

Durability

Alucard's Durability been the discussion of many people on just how it works. We do know Stabbing the Heart and Cutting of the Head will kill any Vampire. However these methods are useless on Alucard as long he has his extra 3 Million Lives. This is how the Manga describes why.

1-2) Alucard's Coffin is described as his Castle and Keep. He is very protective of it. We know when he goes Level Zero, the Coffin unleashes all the souls and blood he had drained over the centuries.

3-4) Anderson comments on how he seems immortal because he has all these extra lives, which is the best way to put it.

5-8) We see here from Anderson's holy monster form attacks seem to burn away entire swaths of Alucard's souls at a time. Supports how he has spare lives that get used up with killing blows and Holy weapons.

9-11) We see Alucard can reabsorb all the blood lost to reestablish his souls and life. The Major also comments how the soul is in the blood. This seems confirmed by Seras draining Bernadotte blood and has his soul live within her as a familiar.

12-13) Alucard confirms he has to kill over 3 Million souls after absorbing Shroedinger in himself.

Thus we get the insane healing feats of Alucard. Unless you destroy his Coffin, or kill him at Level Zero, your spending time and effort killing him 1 life at a time. Being a Vampire the only way to kill him is Heart Stab followed by Decapitation, or Holy Weapons. Blowing him to pieces or squishing him to a puddle will not work as we seen with Walter who could easily sliced Alucard to little bits, was forced to try and heart stab him and then decapitate him to kill Alucard, otherwise he would simply recover. Making it a nearly impossible task to take one life much less over three million.

Healing Factor

Thanks to Alucard's healing factor, and only able to die a single death with Heart Staking followed by Decapitation, it makes it a near impossible task to truly kill him or even KO him.

1-6) Anderson using Holy Blades, Heart Stabs, and Decapitation merely KOes Alucard. His Body turns to blood, then bats gather to reform his body.

7-9) Shot to a bloody mess, only to remake himself.

10-15) Shot to pieces again by guns and explosives. Reforms with blood and shadows.

16-19) Crashes at speeds over Mach 3 into a Carrier. Up in one piece in seconds.

Abilities

Familiars

Alucards Familiars are unique souls he has acquired and uses in battle.

1) The Basker Hound devours Luke Valentine.

2-3) Separates from Alucard's body as its own entity.

4-5) Both examples of being used to fire his gun from another position of attack.

1-4) Rip Van Winkle's Magic Bullet destroys to choppers, turning then men inside into a bloody heap.

5-8) Takes out six mach 2 missiles in a single pass, and then strikes down all three aircraft.

9-11) Travels way faster than the over Mach 3 Sr-71, then strikes it dozens of times before the SR-71 can close any more distance.

1) Dandy Man's Magic Cards slice cars in half.

2-3) They can cut 13mm bullets as well Depleted Uranium Anti Tank Shells in half.

4-5) They negated Alucard's Healing. They also did the same to Anderson's Regen in Anderson's and Alucard's last fight.

6-7) They can be used to set traps with explosive force.

Dandy Man and Rip Van Winkle taking out swaths of enemies.

Along with these Familiars, Alucard has a host of Vampire powers as well.

Shape Shifting

1) Alucard changes form.

2-3) Alucard changes Luke Valentines form to look like Alucard to trick Walter.

Bat Summoning

1-2) Summons bats to reform his body.

3-4) Summon bats to hinder Walter's attacks.

Fog

Summons heavy thick fog to mask his arrival.

Intangibility

1) Walks through the walls of a Museum.

2) Walks through the walls of the Hellsing Manor.

Hypnotism

1-2) Hypnotizes Swat Member to open elevator.

3) Hypnotizes hotel clerk.

4-5) Hypnotizes helicopter pilot, and makes him forget everything.

Telekinesis

1-2) TKs Aircraft Carrier toward London.

3) TK doors shut.

4-5) TKs Swat Team out of building, and then impaled them on flag poles.

Shadow Manipulation

1-4) Shadows used to slice and dice Vampires.

5-7) Uses Shadows to hold together SR-71.

Super Natural Third Eye Accuracy

1-2) Explains the Third Eye and Superior Accuracy as a Vampire while making a impossible shot with no scope.

3) Shoots apart Anderson's bayonets.

TP Resistance

Alucard explains to Seras their incredible resistance to mental illusions, as well physical illusions, thanks to their Third Eye.

Level Zero

Level Zero is Alucard's most powerful and weakest form. In this transformation he allows his entire Soul Army to manifest from his coffin and attack on a mass scale. This includes his Familiars too. However Alucard is transformed into his original Count Dracula self, a Vampire with only a single life. A Double edge sword move he uses only under extreme circumstances.

Gear

Alucard carries the Casull and Jackal. The Casull fires Silver .454 Explosive rounds. The Jackal fires a huge, armour-piercing, thirteen-millimeter bullet. The rounds are jacketed with a "casing" of blessed Macedonian silver and tipped with a hollow point, which contains an explosive charge of pre-blessed mercury. Both guns are highly customised to rapid fire fast enough to keep up with Alucards own speed reaction.

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Black Sperm easily wins this , because Alucard is a boring Mary Sue ! :D

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#39  Edited By Strongarm

@cadencev2:

  • Healing factor =/= multiplication
  • Van winkle's shot is not instakill, just fast but not enough
  • In one hit? Sperm is faster
  • three million fodder souls, the army thing at the end of the series is not exactly up to par with alucard himself
  • Aircraft carrier is not in his standard gear
  • Killing one 'base' sperm would be a challenge for him

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#41  Edited By Pokergeist

@cadencev2:

  • Healing factor =/= multiplication
  • Van winkle's shot is not instakill, just fast but not enough
  • In one hit? Sperm is faster
  • three million fodder souls, the army thing at the end of the series is not exactly up to par with alucard himself
  • Aircraft carrier is not in his standard gear
  • Killing one 'base' sperm would be a challenge for him

Ummm.....

  • Dandy Man Magic Cards cancel healing Factors.
  • Van Winckles shot will kill Healing Factorless Sperm.
  • No clue WTH your talking about here.
  • The Army itself is just fresh constant blood and lives for Alucard. Sperm will also be added to it.
  • Air Craft Carrier is not standard gear? WTF are you talking about? I was showing the power of his TK.
  • No it wouldnt.

Added to this non of the Sperm have the knowledge or ability to kill Alucard at all.

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@cadencev2: Same could be said for Sperm really, and Van Winkle's shots are too slow to hit him i:

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@cadencev2: Same could be said for Sperm really, and Van Winkle's shots are too slow to hit him i:

From the feats I seen, nothing about Black Sperm is hypersonic. So.....

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@cadencev2: Going into combat against someone who's FTL is slow?

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@cadencev2: Engaging Garou(who is FTL) in combat alone means that he has to be pretty fast.(I posted a list of feats in the Black Sperm vs Naruto thread, I don't feel like posting them again lol)

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@cadencev2: Engaging Garou(who is FTL) in combat alone means that he has to be pretty fast.(I posted a list of feats in the Black Sperm vs Naruto thread, I don't feel like posting them again lol)

I seen the feats, What makes Garou FTL? Nothing suggested it to me. Also nothing shows Black Sperm uses this speed all the time, like it chasing the punk kid in the OP. Why not just FTL blitz the kid?

Why cannot Alucard Hypnotize Black Sperm while it talks trash which it clearly does?

Easy win.