Black beast: cannot die unless the animator dies, has more eyes then god, horns, able to devour anything with ease.
Killer rabbit: super speed, teeth sharper then any substance known to man, ability to kill anything they meet.
Black knight:extreme ludicrous stubborness, unable to recognize loss of entire limbs.
Tim the enchanter: able to randomly cause explosions at any time.
Jerusalem garrison: from the life of brian.
Otto and the crack suicide squad: able to commit suicide in under 20 seconds.
French taunter: able to hurt one's feelings in ten seconds or less with various outrageous insults.
French garrisons: armed with farm animals and what souns like a gigantic slingshot.
King arthur and the knights of the round table: you know.
King arthur's army: very large.
Nirn is the world of the elder scrolls btw. And the killer rabbit goes straight for aslan.