#1 Edited by Joygirl (20855 posts) - - Show Bio

Bizarro

vs.

Thor Odinson

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- In character

- No prep

- Battle takes place in the sky above Boston, in broad daylight on a partly cloudy day.

- Win by death

Since Bizarro goes back and forth this is "twisted and confused" Bizarro, not "can't tie his shoes" Bizarro.

Both are at full power but without any extras (Rune Thor, etc). Remember that Bizarro does not share Superman's weakness to magic.

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#2 Posted by Decoy Elite (30159 posts) - - Show Bio
@Joygirl: Ask a mod to move this to the correct section. 
#3 Posted by Joygirl (20855 posts) - - Show Bio

Crap, I could have sworn I put it in battles, how did it get here? who do I ask again? Sorry, I'm kinda new.

#4 Posted by termiteone4ever (9518 posts) - - Show Bio

Now Bizzy is Joke . He can Slaughter Thor Pretty easily he doesn't hold back with speed and power and his durability is insane

#5 Posted by Deathcry (216 posts) - - Show Bio

Been done.

#6 Posted by Joygirl (20855 posts) - - Show Bio

Really? I looked for it but didn't find it.

#7 Posted by comicdude23 (11904 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor slaughters him.

#8 Posted by SteveRogers (422 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor beats him.

#9 Posted by Vance Astro (89666 posts) - - Show Bio

Bizarro would win. He has all of Superman's strengths and none of his weaknesses. His only issue is his lack of intellect but Thor isn't a combat genius himself.

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#10 Posted by King Saturn (219145 posts) - - Show Bio
for some reason the idea of Bizarro banging Thor's own Hammer against The God of Thunder's head come to mind... "Bizarro Hammer White She Man with Silver Helmet"
#11 Posted by Void_Paladin (896 posts) - - Show Bio

2.. Bizarro am Superman with always holding back.

1. Bizarro am loser here.

#12 Posted by Vance Astro (89666 posts) - - Show Bio
@Void_Paladin said:

2.. Bizarro am Superman with always holding back.

1. Bizarro am loser here.

Holding back doesn't=purposely taking a loss.
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#13 Posted by Morpheus_ (29910 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vance Astro: He's saying Bizarro won't hold back and that he'd win. Backwards way of thinking and talking is Bizarro's way.
#14 Posted by Nightcrawler23 (859 posts) - - Show Bio

IMO, Thor could kill Superman, himself. An idiotic decoy would be hard. Bizzaro has no reason to hold back, though. HE BE EVIL. Thor wins though. More sheer power.

#15 Posted by Joygirl (20855 posts) - - Show Bio

Updated OP to make it sexier.

#16 Posted by Vance Astro (89666 posts) - - Show Bio
@Morpheus_ said:
@Vance Astro: He's saying Bizarro won't hold back and that he'd win. Backwards way of thinking and talking is Bizarro's way.
You know I don't know anything.
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#17 Posted by venomoushatred1001 (12360 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor.

#18 Posted by Dex_Starr (4797 posts) - - Show Bio

Bizzaro will kill Thor.

#19 Posted by Joygirl (20855 posts) - - Show Bio

Ba-ba-ba-bump! C'mon, guys, some people are saying one thing, some people another, freakin' debate n' stuff!

#20 Posted by emperorznb (1678 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor goes down...

#21 Posted by TifaLockhart (15432 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl: Sometimes if you search for one combatant versus another, it does make a difference in the search as to whose name you put first.

For instance, "Bizarro vs Thor" will not get you results for "Thor vs Bizarro."

#22 Posted by Saren (27196 posts) - - Show Bio

Bizarro am lightning man's best dream.

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#23 Posted by TifaLockhart (15432 posts) - - Show Bio

Void Paladin said it best, IMO. Bizarro's a killer Superman who does use his speed as an opening move rather than take the first hit to judge how tough his opponent is.

BTW, what is it with people not giving reasons and just giving names around here?

#24 Posted by XLR87T3 (3514 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor gives him cookies and milk, and in time, hits him with one of his 'Kill-Superman' blows.

#25 Posted by grimlock (1583 posts) - - Show Bio

i go with Bizarro here. simple function. all superman's powers minus no holding back=Disaster!

#26 Posted by Joygirl (20855 posts) - - Show Bio

Although he doesn't use much of his other powers besides "smash"... but he certainly could use flame breath or ice eyes... and as for search function, I looked on Google which usually doesn't have that problem, ah well.

#27 Posted by Void_Paladin (896 posts) - - Show Bio

@venomoushatred1001 said:

Thor.

Dies.

#28 Posted by termiteone4ever (9518 posts) - - Show Bio

@Nightcrawler23 said:

IMO, Thor could kill Superman, himself. An idiotic decoy would be hard. Bizzaro has no reason to hold back, though. HE BE EVIL. Thor wins though. More sheer power.

Not at all Thor cannot win against superman. You are surely mistaken. Speed and power over Thor the onslaught that would reach Thor. What if Supes Grabs Thor Hands? Then what Lobotomize him? Kicks or hits away thor Hammer then What . Even fight him with the hammer Thor Loses. Again Thor uses one power at a time. When he uses his hammer those precious few seconds he takes the Spin the Hammer is a loss for Thor. Supes would be too much . You know what would happen if a blitz reaches Thor Ther eis nothing he can do to stop it. This is in character for supes to use this plus intangibility Supes slaughters him. Now against a freak of nature like Bizzaro even superman has trouble with him. I recall a comic where supes knocks him from one side of the earth to the next all Bizzaro was doing was smiling. HE is too strong too fast even wonder woman has a hard time fighting him/

#29 Posted by Joygirl (20855 posts) - - Show Bio

I believe Bizarro beat Diana, actually. I know there's a picture floating around of him stepping on her limp form.

#30 Posted by gravitypress (2102 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor should take this.

#31 Posted by TifaLockhart (15432 posts) - - Show Bio

@Void_Paladin said:

@venomoushatred1001 said:

Thor.

Dies.

Horribly.

#32 Posted by Thorr128 (35 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicdude23 said:

Thor slaughters him.

Verily!!!

#33 Posted by Sethlol (1308 posts) - - Show Bio

Bizarro.

#34 Posted by logy5000 (6831 posts) - - Show Bio

Bizarro.

#35 Posted by Jayfournines (4160 posts) - - Show Bio

@King Saturn said:

for some reason the idea of Bizarro banging Thor's own Hammer against The God of Thunder's head come to mind... "Bizarro Hammer White She Man with Silver Helmet"

this is the funniest (and oldest) post i've read today; also, it is true.

#36 Posted by laflux (21435 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor in character loses.

Out of character he can win.

#37 Posted by jeanroygrant (20442 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor.

#38 Posted by logy5000 (6831 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

Thor in character loses.

Out of character he can win.

Bizarro is pretty much a constantly bloodlusted Superman. I don't see Thor winning.

#39 Posted by Rick_Grayson (1068 posts) - - Show Bio

Bizarro definitely takes this. He can easily take the first few hits Thor would be able to give out thanks to his equal to superman durability. Take away the magic weakness and considering he is just Superman blood lusted at all times and I don't think Thor has an answer for the murderblitz coming his way.

#40 Posted by TheSuperHuman (992 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably Thor.

#41 Posted by crabtree (1697 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor wins.

#42 Posted by Stronger (5051 posts) - - Show Bio

@venomoushatred1001 said:

Thor.

#43 Posted by The_Roman (3384 posts) - - Show Bio

Bizarro am loser.

#44 Posted by daak1212 (8318 posts) - - Show Bio

Might go with Thor

#45 Posted by MarvelvsDCuniverse (101 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicdude23 said:

Thor slaughters him.
#46 Posted by XiiX (12346 posts) - - Show Bio

@Sethlol said:

Bizarro.

#47 Posted by Joygirl (20855 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

#48 Posted by Raw_Material (3472 posts) - - Show Bio

Woahh! I'm gonna side with Thor on this one.

#49 Posted by dondave (40248 posts) - - Show Bio

Bizarro

#50 Posted by Joygirl (20855 posts) - - Show Bio