Beta Ray Bill Runs the Gauntlet

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Beyonder has decided to test Beta Ray Bill, because of that, he is gonna put him across a series of challenges that horseface needs to complete in order to triumph.

BRB is with morals off and bloodlusted. He burrowed the strength belt from Thor.

Challenge 1

Beta Ray Bill needs to defeat the following enemies without any help from the outside.

100 frost giants

100 dark elves

100 sentinels

1000 uruk hais

100 trolls

100 skrulls

For this round, Bill has Stormbreaker and 2 senzu beams.

Challenge 2

BRB will compete in a race against Wolverine inside Mordor. BRB is not allowed to harm Wolverine and the armies of Mordor are all over the place.

Bill does not have Stormbreaker and he is carrying a backpack that has the weight of three planets. Wolverine has sport shoes and a lot of Powerade.

Race consists in crossing Mordor, get to the tower of Sauron and reach the top, there competitors need to stole the Ring from a Vibranium lockbox. Then, Ring must be taken to the fires of Mount Doom and destroyed. The first one to do this, wins.

Challenge 3

BRB has been transported to planet Skaar coliseum. He needs to defeat the following warriors

Fing Fam Foom

Hercules

Savage Surfer

Lion O

The Balrog

Beta Ray does not have Stormbreaker, instead, he has a battle axe and a kite shield. He gets 1 hr rest after each battle.

Challenge 4

For his final test, BRB needs to defeat Jimmy Hendrix and Arthas Menethil in a guitar duel inside Mephisto Realm. Stormbreaker has been transformed into a Flying V. BRB gets one week prep and pre duel assistance from Howard the Duck.

Can Beta Ray Bill surpass this? or... He will fail miserably?

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Round 1 and 2 he yawns through.

Round 3 he should take most of them, the only challenge is the Savage Surfer, but even then he could very well take it.

Round 4 Everyone knows with Howard the Duck's help, you win anything. He knows Quack-Fu, there is no counter to that.

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@floopay: He can carry the weight of 3 planets?

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@dondave said:

@floopay: He can carry the weight of 3 planets?

I suppose that depends on the size of the planets. If they're only twice the size of our moon, then he'll be just fine.

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He can complete round`s 1 and 2 and 4 but in round 3 he could mop the floor with most people their but I think he looses to Silver Savage or Savage Surfer especially without Stormbreaker.

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He might lose the first fight depending on the level of the frost giants, but he has a good chance of losing that but, if he beats the first fight he clears round 1. He has no chance of clearing the next 3 challenges especially the ones w/o stormbreaker

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@floopay: A hammerless Beta Ray Bill is not beating Hercules. Also for round 2 he's carrying a backpack with the weight of 3 planets? He dies.

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I am not sure he clears round 2. Does he have any speed feats running? Even if he did I would expect 3 planets weight would slow him to a crawl and Wolverine used to run with wolf packs and he really does not tire.

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@floopay: A hammerless Beta Ray Bill is not beating Hercules. Also for round 2 he's carrying a backpack with the weight of 3 planets? He dies.

Depends on the planets we're talking about. Earth-sized no, but Mars, or Mercury, or Neptune, then he could likely carry them.

As for hammerless Beta Ray Bill...well, he defeated Thor without Stormbreaker, stood up to the God Slayer, and let loose enough energy to bring a near-dead Galactus back to a content state.

Without his hammer he still has massive energy projection, can absorb energy, has flight, matches Thor's strength (who's about as strong as Thor), is still ruthless, has massively enhanced reflexes and speed, and has durability to match.

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