#1 Edited by Soothing_Sounds (1718 posts) - - Show Bio

Hopefully this is considered a battle, kind of a test of wits. (and slightly sick as well... alright extremely sick)

Scenario

Darkseid has been thinking of revoking Desaad's title of torturer. So he has decided to bring together five of the greatest and top torturers together to see who can cause the most pain. Each torturer knows that if they don't win this, they'll be killed, so they're in it to win.

Details

  • There are 3 normal human beings for each torturer.
  • 3 days observation of the 3 normal human beings, so that each torturer has a good amount of knowledge on the subjects
  • 3 days to set-up how they want to torture these people
  • 2 hours to actual torture the subjects
  • Both physical pain and mental pain
  • At least one subject must be alive by the end of the two hours

Torturers

Vlad the Impaler
Has access to the dream world
Jigsaw
#2 Edited by Nefarious (19548 posts) - - Show Bio

Freddy is the best torturer.  
 
What is worst than being tortured in your own "sweet dreams"?

#3 Posted by Outside_85 (8566 posts) - - Show Bio

Out of the four I will have to go with Jigsaw. Freddy is a slasher, so more into killing, it's just part of his M.O. to make a spectacle of it. Joker...depends on his mood, he might not even touch them. And Granny...well she's not really a torturer per se, she beats kids and parademons to make them obedient, but she's not particularly execptional.

All that said however, this guy reigns supreme in this field:

DC Comics Version

Ofc Desaad is nearly useless for anything else :)

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#4 Posted by Soothing_Sounds (1718 posts) - - Show Bio

@Outside_85: Hmmmm, gonna edit the OP.

#5 Posted by nickzambuto (13327 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker takes this no doubt.

#6 Posted by Strider92 (16240 posts) - - Show Bio

Jigsaw is pretty damn creative but I think Freddy might be best as he can screw with your mind.

#7 Posted by loadofmilark (198 posts) - - Show Bio

depending on his mood the joker could be one of the best or worst in this competition other than that probably jigsaw

#8 Posted by The_Roman (3297 posts) - - Show Bio

Desaad or Jigsaw get my vote.

#9 Posted by Soothing_Sounds (1718 posts) - - Show Bio

bump

#10 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20120 posts) - - Show Bio
  1. Jigsaw
  2. Joker (could be first depending on mood)
  3. Freddy Krueger
#11 Posted by girugamesh (439 posts) - - Show Bio

My vote goes to Jigsaw. Vlad and Freddy are more straight killers, Joker would likely blow the whole experiment in Darkseid's face one way or another so I see Jigsaw being promoted here.

#12 Posted by rpottage (868 posts) - - Show Bio

Definately Joker (Assuming he's in the torturing mood).

#13 Posted by sillypoo (65 posts) - - Show Bio

Give me the same resources/abilities as any of them, and I could be a better torturer. My imagination and potential level of sickness is far greater than all of these above characters PUT TOGETHER (You heard of water-boarding? How about menstral-blood-boarding!)

However, if given the same power/resources, I would use it for good, because I am a good guy.

#14 Posted by Sherlock (7250 posts) - - Show Bio

Claire Stanfield to this.Anyone who can cause enough pain to someone (who can heal in a matter of seconds mind you from absolutely anything) and scar them for life is pretty dam good at causing pain

#15 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@Soothing_Sounds:

You should put Pinhead in there.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#16 Posted by Warlock12 (79 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Jigsaw even though while Jigsaw may saw his intent was never toture but think about it he makes everyone toture themseleves when they try to escape. Also If jigsaw knows about them then he can come up with some pretty creative traps especially if he has access to new god tech. Joker and Freddy while the do like toture they love killing more and Vlad while he is renowned for toture he did it more for amusement and punishment then to get info

#17 Edited by Dextersinister (5927 posts) - - Show Bio

Desaad easily keeps his title, the guys twisted, a super genius, thousands of years of experience under his belt and he is actually very powerful able to mimic Darkseid's powers to a much lesser degree but strong enough to tank Superman's blows.

#18 Posted by minigunman123 (3116 posts) - - Show Bio

@Floopay said:

@Soothing_Sounds:

You should put Pinhead in there.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

Where the hell do you even find a show like that? Thanks for the nightmares :(

#19 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@minigunman123 said:

@Floopay said:

@Soothing_Sounds:

You should put Pinhead in there.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

Where the hell do you even find a show like that? Thanks for the nightmares :(

Hellraiser was easily my favorite horror show growing up. And come on, you have Jigsaw up there, those were pretty gruesome, this shouldn't be that bad in comparison :P

Also you have Vlad the Impaler...and his means of taking care of his insubordinate is disturbing to think about.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#20 Posted by WillPayton (9333 posts) - - Show Bio

Best Torturer: Whoever invented rap music

#21 Posted by minigunman123 (3116 posts) - - Show Bio

@Floopay said:

@minigunman123 said:

@Floopay said:

@Soothing_Sounds:

You should put Pinhead in there.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

Where the hell do you even find a show like that? Thanks for the nightmares :(

Hellraiser was easily my favorite horror show growing up. And come on, you have Jigsaw up there, those were pretty gruesome, this shouldn't be that bad in comparison :P

Also you have Vlad the Impaler...and his means of taking care of his insubordinate is disturbing to think about.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

Ihave no idea who Jigsaw is, actually. Vlad the Impaler stuck spears through people vertically, right? That seems less disgusting than the Hellraiser vid tbh :P

#22 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@minigunman123:

Man I can't wait for the new Hellraiser movie! :D

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#23 Posted by minigunman123 (3116 posts) - - Show Bio

@Floopay said:

@minigunman123:

Man I can't wait for the new Hellraiser movie! :D

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

Lol. But who's Jigsaw?

#24 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@minigunman123 said:

@Floopay said:

@minigunman123:

Man I can't wait for the new Hellraiser movie! :D

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

Lol. But who's Jigsaw?

He's from the Saw series. Which I honestly didn't care for. Saw 1 was awesome, Saw 2 and on I just couldn't watch...at all.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#25 Posted by Pokeysteve (8235 posts) - - Show Bio

I was going to heavily suggest the Punisher. Some of the stuff he's done is unbelievable. But then I saw this and it's my new answer:

@WillPayton said:

Best Torturer: Whoever invented rap music

^^^^^^^^^^^^

#26 Posted by Pokeysteve (8235 posts) - - Show Bio

@Floopay: Saw 2 was actually really good. Nice twist. 3 Was crap and lead me to not seeing the rest. They milked the $hit out of that series.

#27 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (7013 posts) - - Show Bio

Just put these bastards in a room with Deadpool. His voice alone would probably drive them insane.

#28 Posted by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

@OmgOmgWtfWtf:

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#29 Posted by jsav777 (658 posts) - - Show Bio

Vlad the Impaler ftw. The dude shoves a splintery, slightly sharpened wooden stake up your butt and hangs you there until gravity does its thing and you end up like this:

btw he did this to hundreds of people and dined in their corpses. i say he wins

#30 Posted by Kovak (748 posts) - - Show Bio

@WillPayton said:

Best Torturer: Whoever invented rap music

That was Desaad.

#31 Posted by Sethlol (1296 posts) - - Show Bio

Wives.

#32 Posted by RingSlinger (533 posts) - - Show Bio

@WillPayton said:

Best Torturer: Whoever invented rap music made after 2001.

Fixed.

#33 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2796 posts) - - Show Bio

Vlad FTW...happy Halloween

#34 Posted by ImmortalOne (3368 posts) - - Show Bio

3:05

#35 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - - Show Bio

The best torturer is Jack Bauer.

#36 Posted by SupremeHyperion (1523 posts) - - Show Bio

Pinhead would totally win this.....greatest torturer in fiction :)

but out of the ones listed above? Jigsaw needs too much prep, not a stand up and just start torturing type of guy, Joker I don't think has the attention span to really do it for long.... Freddy is by far the strongest on the list.