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#1 Posted by nishi99 (385 posts) - - Show Bio

VS

Bas Rutten

Randy Couture

Fedor Emelianenko

Brock Lesnar

Tito Ortiz

Josh Barnett

Anderson Silva

Jon Jones

Quinton Jackson

Chael Sonnen

Cung Le

Rules

Round One everyone is bloodlusted

Round Two everyone is in character

Setting MMA Octagon

#2 Posted by joshmightbe (25053 posts) - - Show Bio

Round 1 Bear

Round 2 Bear

Why because its a damn bear

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#3 Posted by Yung ANcient One (4873 posts) - - Show Bio
Spite XP  Really though How does the Bear lose? (+)
#4 Posted by TotalBalance (742 posts) - - Show Bio

Fedor solos and turns that bear into a rug.

more seriously though, with that many guys the bear would die, bears may be strong but they are still susceptible to being poked in the eye, or someone could climb on and start chocking it, enough elbows to the head would kill it etc, etc....

Bear probably weighs about 1000 pounds but he is up against over 2000 pounds of man, and Fedor.

#5 Posted by Kevhunt (113 posts) - - Show Bio

A bear trapped in a cage is blood lusted period. What kind of bear are we talking about anyway?

#6 Posted by Kevhunt (113 posts) - - Show Bio
@TotalBalance: No human is big enough to choke a 1000 pound bear. Also no human or humans are fast enough to poke it's eyes out
#7 Posted by TotalBalance (742 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kevhunt: The one in the picture looks like you're average North American Brown Bear if you ask me, so were talking about an animal that probably weighs 500-800 pounds. A bit less then my previously mentioned 1000.

#8 Posted by dondave (38821 posts) - - Show Bio

Once Bas Rutten delivers that kidney shot, it's over

#9 Posted by Kevhunt (113 posts) - - Show Bio
@TotalBalance: I know a guy who used to own a hunting lodge I go to. He had a 350 pound black bear raiding his dumpster he shot it 4 times with a 30-30, it also smashed head first into a 4x8 porch rafter busting out a large section. Then it climbed up a tree. It feel about 40 feet out of the tree and broke its back. It was still alive, fourth shot was between its eyes.
#10 Posted by tg1982 (2717 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

Round 1 Bear

Round 2 Bear

Why because its a damn bear

This.

A bear is a frikkin' killing machine, one hit from it's paws and a human is incapacitated if not dead. There is literally nothing a human or 10 can do to a bear without a weapon of some sort.

#11 Posted by joshmightbe (25053 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyone saying human here is an idiot, the Average Grizzly (The bear in the pic) can deliver enough force to convert a human skull into powder, not to mention that despite their size Grizzlies are pretty quick and have damn good reaction time, and odds are any human who gets close enough to actually hit one would be lucky to keep their head attached. There is not one human being on the entire planet Earth who would stand any kind of chance in an actual fight with a Grizzly.

And the dude that said a kidney shot, do you know how thick the layer of muscle and fat between Grizzly's kidneys and the outside of their body is? He would have to be literally super human to do anything aside from pissing the bear off with an attempted kidney shot.

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#12 Edited by Hksaru (463 posts) - - Show Bio

just grab hold of those ears and ride that mother 'till he falls over then POP EM IN THE EYES

#13 Posted by ComocYahweh (661 posts) - - Show Bio

With fists they have no chance, with knives they would win. A bear has much stronger bones, more muscle mass, thicker fat and skin, a human fist can do nothing to harm it. Also the strength of the bear is the least of humans problems, it's the razor sharp claws and teeth that are the problem. However any peak human could potentially kill a bear with a big knife, just go for the head. But one has to be pretty suicidal to try, I'd just use a rifle.

#14 Posted by Strider92 (16771 posts) - - Show Bio

Bear stompathon!

#15 Posted by D3athstroke (4115 posts) - - Show Bio

Is that bear Male of Female ? it matters 
Cant see them beating Female 

#16 Posted by joshmightbe (25053 posts) - - Show Bio

@D3athstroke: this doesn't matter, yea a female bear would be slightly more dangerous if her cubs happen to be around but either way as either would annihilate. MMA training may make these guys bad ass by human standards but lets face it bad ass human would still be a p**sy by bear standards.

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#17 Posted by TotalBalance (742 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes I know it is not real, but still funny.

#18 Posted by D3athstroke (4115 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:

@D3athstroke: this doesn't matter, yea a female bear would be slightly more dangerous if her cubs happen to be around but either way as either would annihilate. MMA training may make these guys bad ass by human standards but lets face it bad ass human would still be a p**sy by bear standards.

Trust me it matters 
#19 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (5240 posts) - - Show Bio

A male Grizzly bear can run about 35 mph an they have ridiculous strength. They could easily decapitate a man with a swing of there paws. These fighters would be utterly useless in an enclosed cage, they would all quickly be mutilated an killed. Smh at the people who actually think people stand a chance. Seriously?! Wtf are these people going to do? Mthey are all in each others way with nowhere to run.

#20 Posted by joshmightbe (25053 posts) - - Show Bio

@D3athstroke: Only slightly as both genders tend to be aggressive when threatened and incapable of getting away. So you'd have them pissed off and filled with adrenaline on top of being a bear which equals 11 dead humans.

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#21 Posted by D3athstroke (4115 posts) - - Show Bio

You can attack male bears testicles it will chock animal and you will get time to run away or try to finish him off

#22 Posted by joshmightbe (25053 posts) - - Show Bio

@D3athstroke: odds are if you get close enough to kick a bear in the balls you're already dead

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#23 Posted by Raizex (354 posts) - - Show Bio

One swing from a bear's paw could crush a man's skull. Giving this to the bear.

#24 Posted by jobbernos (1420 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

Round 1 Bear

Round 2 Bear

Why because its a damn bear

#25 Posted by Mr_Winchester (710 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't see Zangeif on the list so I'm gonna go with Bear!

#26 Posted by nick_hero22 (7093 posts) - - Show Bio

@Hksaru said:

just grab hold of those ears and ride that mother 'till he falls over then POP EM IN THE EYES

lol

#27 Posted by crabtree (1625 posts) - - Show Bio

Is this all of them at once vs one bear?

#28 Posted by CountofMC (139 posts) - - Show Bio

There's no way in hell the mma fighters have a chance against a bear. He'll likely be killing many of them with a single swipe each. Not a close fight by any stretch.