Bear VS MMA Fighters

VS

Bas Rutten

Randy Couture

Fedor Emelianenko

Brock Lesnar

Tito Ortiz

Josh Barnett

Anderson Silva

Jon Jones

Quinton Jackson

Chael Sonnen

Cung Le

Rules

Round One everyone is bloodlusted

Round Two everyone is in character

Setting MMA Octagon

Round 1 Bear

Round 2 Bear

Why because its a damn bear

Fedor solos and turns that bear into a rug.

more seriously though, with that many guys the bear would die, bears may be strong but they are still susceptible to being poked in the eye, or someone could climb on and start chocking it, enough elbows to the head would kill it etc, etc....

Bear probably weighs about 1000 pounds but he is up against over 2000 pounds of man, and Fedor.

A bear trapped in a cage is blood lusted period. What kind of bear are we talking about anyway?

@Kevhunt: The one in the picture looks like you're average North American Brown Bear if you ask me, so were talking about an animal that probably weighs 500-800 pounds. A bit less then my previously mentioned 1000.

Once Bas Rutten delivers that kidney shot, it's over

@joshmightbe said:

Round 1 Bear

Round 2 Bear

Why because its a damn bear

This.

A bear is a frikkin' killing machine, one hit from it's paws and a human is incapacitated if not dead. There is literally nothing a human or 10 can do to a bear without a weapon of some sort.

Anyone saying human here is an idiot, the Average Grizzly (The bear in the pic) can deliver enough force to convert a human skull into powder, not to mention that despite their size Grizzlies are pretty quick and have damn good reaction time, and odds are any human who gets close enough to actually hit one would be lucky to keep their head attached. There is not one human being on the entire planet Earth who would stand any kind of chance in an actual fight with a Grizzly.

And the dude that said a kidney shot, do you know how thick the layer of muscle and fat between Grizzly's kidneys and the outside of their body is? He would have to be literally super human to do anything aside from pissing the bear off with an attempted kidney shot.

just grab hold of those ears and ride that mother 'till he falls over then POP EM IN THE EYES

With fists they have no chance, with knives they would win. A bear has much stronger bones, more muscle mass, thicker fat and skin, a human fist can do nothing to harm it. Also the strength of the bear is the least of humans problems, it's the razor sharp claws and teeth that are the problem. However any peak human could potentially kill a bear with a big knife, just go for the head. But one has to be pretty suicidal to try, I'd just use a rifle.

Bear stompathon!

Is that bear Male of Female ? it matters 
Cant see them beating Female 

@D3athstroke: this doesn't matter, yea a female bear would be slightly more dangerous if her cubs happen to be around but either way as either would annihilate. MMA training may make these guys bad ass by human standards but lets face it bad ass human would still be a p**sy by bear standards.

Yes I know it is not real, but still funny.

@D3athstroke: this doesn't matter, yea a female bear would be slightly more dangerous if her cubs happen to be around but either way as either would annihilate. MMA training may make these guys bad ass by human standards but lets face it bad ass human would still be a p**sy by bear standards.

A male Grizzly bear can run about 35 mph an they have ridiculous strength. They could easily decapitate a man with a swing of there paws. These fighters would be utterly useless in an enclosed cage, they would all quickly be mutilated an killed. Smh at the people who actually think people stand a chance. Seriously?! Wtf are these people going to do? Mthey are all in each others way with nowhere to run.

@D3athstroke: Only slightly as both genders tend to be aggressive when threatened and incapable of getting away. So you'd have them pissed off and filled with adrenaline on top of being a bear which equals 11 dead humans.

You can attack male bears testicles it will chock animal and you will get time to run away or try to finish him off

@D3athstroke: odds are if you get close enough to kick a bear in the balls you're already dead

One swing from a bear's paw could crush a man's skull. Giving this to the bear.

@joshmightbe said:

Round 1 Bear

Round 2 Bear

Why because its a damn bear

Don't see Zangeif on the list so I'm gonna go with Bear!

@Hksaru said:

just grab hold of those ears and ride that mother 'till he falls over then POP EM IN THE EYES

lol

Is this all of them at once vs one bear?

There's no way in hell the mma fighters have a chance against a bear. He'll likely be killing many of them with a single swipe each. Not a close fight by any stretch.