#1 Posted by Kingshark (172 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok, so by the looks of it there are a lot of animal face offs in this forum.  Here's another one: 
 
Team 1: 
 
Grizzly bear is 8.5 feet tall and 1,000 pounds. 
Siberian Tiger is 11 feet long and 700 pounds. 
Silverback Gorilla is 6 feet tall and 600 pounds. 
 
Team 2: 
  
The Hippo is 15 feet long and 7,000 pounds. 
Lion is 10 feet long and 600 pounds. 
The Anaconda snake is 30 feet long and 550 pounds. 
 
Rules:  

Bloodlust. 
No morals. 
Asume the animals have enough intelligence to work together. 
Fight takes place: 
 
- The African Plains.
#2 Edited by Kingshark (172 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh, and for anyone who says that animal fights shouldn't be aloud because this is a comic forum: 
 

 


 


 


 


 
This is a comics forum, right? :P
#3 Posted by buttersdaman000 (9593 posts) - - Show Bio

The fight begins and then we find out all the animals were just.........

Chuck Testa

#4 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13171 posts) - - Show Bio
@Kingshark: That's from Pride, right? I've always seen the trade at stores and always tempted to buy it, but I always chicken out. Is it good?
#5 Posted by eatmore_payless (2210 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kingshark: that comic post is ilogical, bear should solo them all with ease

#6 Posted by _Marco_Smith_ (1621 posts) - - Show Bio

Hippo can solo.

#7 Posted by eatmore_payless (2210 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Marco_Smith_: the thing can't even fight

#8 Posted by Thetroll (22 posts) - - Show Bio
@eatmore_payless said:

@Kingshark: that comic post is ilogical, bear should solo them all with ease


Dude, a hippo has 2 inch thick skin as protection and 1 feet long canines that could maul a bear. 
 
Check the jaws of a hippo; 
 
  
 
And here's a hippo biting a crocodile in half:
 
 
 
There's NO way a bear could solo a hippo.
#9 Posted by _Marco_Smith_ (1621 posts) - - Show Bio

@eatmore_payless:They fight each other.

#10 Posted by Kingshark (172 posts) - - Show Bio

My personal opionion on this fight: 
 
Bear strangles the Anaconda. 
Tiger beats Lion after a hard fight. 
Hippo kills the Gorilla. 
 
Then it comes down to Hippo vs Grizzly bear & wounded Tiger.  
 
Team 2, extremely close though.
#11 Posted by super_psycho (2792 posts) - - Show Bio

Hippo solos

#12 Posted by Kingshark (172 posts) - - Show Bio
@Thetroll said:
@eatmore_payless said:

@Kingshark: that comic post is ilogical, bear should solo them all with ease


 
here's a hippo biting a crocodile in half:
 
  


 
 
Holy $^&*!
#13 Posted by _Marco_Smith_ (1621 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kingshark: Yeah. There's a reason why people say to stay the hell away from hippo pods :P

#14 Posted by vuviper (5531 posts) - - Show Bio

Team 1, land advantage, would pic team 2 in shallow water

#15 Edited by Kingshark (172 posts) - - Show Bio
@vuviper said:

Team 1, land advantage, would pic team 2 in shallow water


Lion's can't swin though, they're scared of water. On the other hand, Tigers and bears are great swimmers.
 
I tried to make this match as even as possible, Team 2 has the strongest and the weakest player here.
#16 Posted by Blood_guts (1311 posts) - - Show Bio
@Kingshark said:
@vuviper said:

Team 1, land advantage, would pic team 2 in shallow water

Lion's can't swin though, they're scared of water. On the other hand, Tigers and bears are great swimmers. I tried to make this match as even as possible, Team 2 has the strongest and the weakest player here.
i think the word you're looking for is crocodile lol. 
 
team 1
#17 Posted by vuviper (5531 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kingshark said:

@vuviper said:

Team 1, land advantage, would pic team 2 in shallow water

Lion's can't swin though, they're scared of water. On the other hand, Tigers and bears are great swimmers. I tried to make this match as even as possible, Team 2 has the strongest and the weakest player here.

Yea but in water the lion would be a nonfactor.

Hippo vs anyone, Hippo kills/drowns them

Anaconda vs anyone, Anaconda drowns them

Lion vs Anyone, Lion is killed.

On Land

Lion vs Anyone, Lion is killed

Anaconda vs Anyone, Anaconda is killed

Hippo vs. Tiger, Not sure how well the claws or teeth will penetrate, the Tiger is small enough that it could be crushed with any mistake, so I'll say hippo wins with some scratches

Hippo vs. Bear, The bear has more weight to it which means wounds will be deeper and the bear will take more hits, but still not sure if it has any way of bringing down the hippo, so the hippo could win with even more scratches

Hippo vs Gorilla, I think the Gorilla's agility and unique ability to use it's hands and arms grant him the best chance of defeating the hippo, probably by dislocating/breaking it's jaw.

Anyway's because he loses all his teammate's, Hippo will get overwhelmed

#18 Posted by Thetroll (22 posts) - - Show Bio

I think the fight would go like this:  
 
Soon as the fight starts, the Lion and Tiger attack each other. Lions and Tigers are natural enemies who hate each other. 
The Anaconda is going down first, on land the Anaconda is basically a non-factor. They're sluggish and have been killed by Jaguars before. The Grizzly bear mauls the Anaconda with his 5 inch claws. 
The gorilla uses every bit of it's agility and speed to keep away from the Hippo's deadly jaws. But the Gorilla can't avoid being bitten forever, and the Hippo finally kills the Silverback.
The Tiger finally kills the lion, but out of nowhere the Hippo charges and tramples the tiger. 
 
Finally: Bear vs Hippo - Hippo wins. 
 
Team 1.

#19 Posted by Thetroll (22 posts) - - Show Bio
#20 Posted by weaponmaster (1412 posts) - - Show Bio

Team 1:

Grizzly bear Vs Hippo Too big and too powerful plus large tusks/teeth

Siberian Tiger Vs Lion The lions mane prevents the tiger from getting a grip on the lions throat plus lions fight other male lions all the time for harems. Tigers are solitary and don't fight other great cats often.

Silverback Gorilla Vs Anaconda. Giving it to the silverback. His hands give him the ability to grab the snake and tear it apart. with his great strength.

The Lion and Silverback can defeat the Hippo as the Lion uses his speed and agility to climb on the back of the Hippo and bite while the Gorrilla pummels it repeatedly as it is distracted by the Lion.

#21 Posted by _Marco_Smith_ (1621 posts) - - Show Bio

Ups, and downs of each.

Team 1

Grizzly Bear- It's the tank of team 1 basically. Using it's power, and size to take advantage over anything coming directly at it. The bear's probably first going to try to intimidate (which won't work with bloodlusted animals) and then attack. It's the one that has the best shot at taking down anything on team 2. However it can be taken down by being overpowered, or from a well planned stealth attack.

Tiger- As a big cat it favors stealth. It's going to try, and hide in the tall grass of the planes, and sneak around. I'd say it's the first to come across the Anaconda with it's good sense of smell. However it's a little ill equipped for the planes so others could take advantage of that.

Gorilla- It's agile, and more flexible in sticky situation than its teammates. The absence of sharp weaponry makes it less effective in taking down the enemy. With it's grappling way of fighting it could take down the Anaconda, or Lion.

Team 2

Hippo- first the bad. It's slow, and out of place on land, as well as lacks sharp weaponry like the gorilla. It's sheer size, and power give it an advantage. It's the tank of team 2. A hippo's thick layers of fat is like armor, letting it absorb lots of damage. It could distract team 1 while its teammates come up from behind. This could be said for the bear, but the hippo seems more distracting to me. It also has a very powerful bite force which has crushed wooden boats in half, as well as their gigantic body to ram, and trample. There have also been cases where they outran, and trampled people to death.

Lion- Like the Tiger, it's a stealthy hunter. The only difference is it's on its home turf where its camouflage blends better. If male, the mane can also lead the tiger to miscalculate where its jugular should be, and miss. It's worst enemy is being face to face with its prey.

Anaconda- It's stealthy. I could see it distracting an opponent for a good while. I think it dies, but not in vain.