With their combined prep they break the fourth wall and escape into our universe and then they keep prepping and eventually destroy our entire universe
What the batman did you just batman say to me, you little batman? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the League of Shadows, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The mob, and I have beaten over 300 confirmed criminals. I am trained in ninjitsu and I’m the top detective in Gotham You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the batman out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this city, mark my batman words. You think you can get away with wearing hockey pads? Think again. As we speak I am using my secret network of sonar phones across the city and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the batman little thing you call your life. You’re batman done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat the batman out of you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my tangerine. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Lucious Fox and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable batman off the face of the continent, you little batman. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your batman tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn batman. I will batman justice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re batman dead, kiddo. Im the goddamn Batman.
In the event both Batmans have the same prep time, then I will go with the Batman that is fighting from his own universe as the other Batman may have jet lag.
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