batman (with no gadgets/items or prep) vs 50 lions in a den

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#1 Posted by bornstar (1315 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

can he defeat them to escape?

#2 Posted by recordkeeper (374 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

no he can't
#3 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Probably take a couple out before getting mauled to death. 

#4 Posted by insanepayne6 (49 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Yes he can. 

#5 Posted by TheBatman586 (6316 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Batman's defeated large crowds of armed thugs using nothing more than his martial arts, has displayed bullet-timing reflexes, and has punched through brick and kicked down trees.
He stomps the lions.

#6 Posted by recordkeeper (374 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

lol, there is too much fanboyism here if think Bats wins this...
#7 Posted by bringdeath (270 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

LMAO!!!! i think simba and mufassa wins this one.
#8 Posted by cattlebattle (11097 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@TheBatman586 said:
Batman's defeated large crowds of armed thugs using nothing more than his martial arts, has displayed bullet-timing reflexes, and has punched through brick and kicked down trees. He stomps the lions.
Lion >> armed thugs
@recordkeeper said:
lol, there is too much fanboyism here if think Bats wins this...

hella true
#9 Posted by bornstar (1315 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@bringdeath: lol u no easy  
@TheBatman586 said:
Batman's defeated large crowds of armed thugs using nothing more than his martial arts, has displayed bullet-timing reflexes, and has punched through brick and kicked down trees. He stomps the lions.
u have a point
#10 Posted by TheBatman586 (6316 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@cattlebattle: Most of the thugs Batman fights could take down a lion one-on-one, because of their weapons they generally carry.
So I would disagree, in general the average thug>lion.
#11 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@cattlebattle said:
@TheBatman586 said:
Batman's defeated large crowds of armed thugs using nothing more than his martial arts, has displayed bullet-timing reflexes, and has punched through brick and kicked down trees. He stomps the lions.
Lion >> armed thugs
@recordkeeper said:
lol, there is too much fanboyism here if think Bats wins this...
hella true
Pretty much, it would be like saying because Batman has defeated an armed thugs he can win in fistycuffs with Silverback Gorrila.  
Although, he may pull one off with some PIS, seeing how he managed to Batkick Spectre in the face. lol
#12 Posted by bornstar (1315 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@OmegaDynasty said:
@cattlebattle said:
@TheBatman586 said:
Batman's defeated large crowds of armed thugs using nothing more than his martial arts, has displayed bullet-timing reflexes, and has punched through brick and kicked down trees. He stomps the lions.
Lion >> armed thugs
@recordkeeper said:
lol, there is too much fanboyism here if think Bats wins this...
hella true
Pretty much, it would be like saying because Batman has defeated an armed thugs he can win in fistycuffs with Silverback Gorrila.  Although, he may pull one off with some PIS, seeing how he managed to Batkick Spectre in the face. lol
lol yeah if these lion really hungry he will have a hell of a time though lol
#13 Posted by EmmaGrace (1023 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Aha, Bats just hit the bottom of the food chain.
#14 Posted by bornstar (1315 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@EmmaGrace said:
Aha, Bats just hit the bottom of the food chain.
lol c'mon bats good at kung fu remember he learns a lot of martial arts 
#15 Posted by cattlebattle (11097 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@TheBatman586 said:
@cattlebattle: Most of the thugs Batman fights could take down a lion one-on-one, because of their weapons they generally carry. So I would disagree, in general the average thug>lion.
Most of the thugs batman fights are henchman with no real marksmanship skills.
 
Actually there has been several cases of people shooting a Lions or even bears several times and it did  not stop them, guns don't always = victory
 
also Lions are ten times faster and stronger than your average person, there quite exquisite creatures
#16 Edited by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@TheBatman586 said:

@cattlebattle: Most of the thugs Batman fights could take down a lion one-on-one, because of their weapons they generally carry. So I would disagree, in general the average thug>lion.

True, but physically humans are extremely weak against Lions, and other creatures such as chimps, gorillas, etc.. That is why humans made tools such as guns, and things you mention the thugs Batman takes out have.  If I was trained the way Batman was I could probably take out a thug with a weapon, but I couldn't take on 50 Lions with no gadgets or prep, neither could Batman which is sad to say. He would probably do his best to GTFO before he became Lion food. 
#17 Posted by higher_evolutionary (2001 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

this fanboy thread made an epic facepalm

#18 Posted by bornstar (1315 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@OmegaDynasty said:
@TheBatman586 said:
@cattlebattle: Most of the thugs Batman fights could take down a lion one-on-one, because of their weapons they generally carry. So I would disagree, in general the average thug>lion.
True, but physically humans are extremely weak against Lions, and other creatures. That is why humans made tools such as guns, and things you mention the thugs Batman takes out have.  If I was trained the way Batman was I could probably take out a thug with a weapon, but I couldn't take on 50 Lions with no gadgets or prep, neither could Batman which is sad to say. He would probably do his best to GTFO before he became Lion food. 
whats GTFO?
#19 Posted by HolySerpent (11728 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
The Goddam batman takes this lost
#20 Posted by Phylos (2529 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

batman becomes bantha fodder.

#21 Edited by Labyrinth (162 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Can he defeat them to escape? 

 

 
 
Yes. Yes he can.
#22 Posted by TheBatman586 (6316 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@bornstar: GTFO stands for Get The F*ck Out.
#23 Posted by Erik (27224 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

One big cat was able to give Batman trouble and he had his gear. I cannot remember if it was a lion or a tiger though.

#24 Posted by EmmaGrace (1023 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@bornstar said:


                    @EmmaGrace said:


                    Aha, Bats just hit the bottom of the food chain.

                   

               
lol c'mon bats good at kung fu remember he learns a lot of martial arts 

                   

               

Kung fu aint gonna do much here. 10 lions, MAYBE. 50 and he might as well dress up like a handicapped zebra.
#25 Posted by bornstar (1315 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

w@EmmaGrace said:

@bornstar said:


                    @EmmaGrace said:


                    Aha, Bats just hit the bottom of the food chain.

                   

               
lol c'mon bats good at kung fu remember he learns a lot of martial arts 

                   

               
Kung fu aint gonna do much here. 10 lions, MAYBE. 50 and he might as well dress up like a handicapped zebra.
well i tough thought but he is a quick thinker and maybe hold unto somethign in the den and kick dem out and escape lol
#26 Posted by Phylos (2529 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@EmmaGrace said:
@bornstar said:


                    @EmmaGrace said:


                    Aha, Bats just hit the bottom of the food chain.

                   

               
lol c'mon bats good at kung fu remember he learns a lot of martial arts 

                   

               
Kung fu aint gonna do much here. 10 lions, MAYBE. 50 and he might as well dress up like a handicapped zebra.
LMFAO!!!!!!
#27 Posted by ragdollpurps (14700 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@erik: A big cat is a big cat.  :P
 
Bats goes down.
#28 Posted by Erik (27224 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@ragdollpurps said:
@erik: A big cat is a big cat.  :P Bats goes down.
So true but you know how some people like to argue the trivial details lol.
#29 Posted by EmmaGrace (1023 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@bornstar said:


                    w@EmmaGrace said:

@bornstar said:


                    @EmmaGrace said:


                    Aha, Bats just hit the bottom of the food chain.

                   

               
lol c'mon bats good at kung fu remember he learns a lot of martial arts 

                   

               
Kung fu aint gonna do much here. 10 lions, MAYBE. 50 and he might as well dress up like a handicapped zebra.

                   

               
well i tough thought but he is a quick thinker and maybe hold unto somethign in the den and kick dem out and escape lol

                   

               

Well sure he can run away chicken shit... Doesn't change the fact he can't take out 50 lions.
#30 Posted by cattlebattle (11097 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@OmegaDynasty said:
@TheBatman586 said:

@cattlebattle: Most of the thugs Batman fights could take down a lion one-on-one, because of their weapons they generally carry. So I would disagree, in general the average thug>lion.

True, but physically humans are extremely weak against Lions, and other creatures such as chimps, gorillas, etc.. That is why humans made tools such as guns, and things you mention the thugs Batman takes out have.  If I was trained the way Batman was I could probably take out a thug with a weapon, but I couldn't take on 50 Lions with no gadgets or prep, neither could Batman which is sad to say. He would probably do his best to GTFO before he became Lion food. 
GTFO..............................like this??
 
 
#31 Posted by Labyrinth (162 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@EmmaGrace said:
@bornstar said:


                    w@EmmaGrace said:

@bornstar said:


                    @EmmaGrace said:


                    Aha, Bats just hit the bottom of the food chain.

                   

               
lol c'mon bats good at kung fu remember he learns a lot of martial arts 

                   

               
Kung fu aint gonna do much here. 10 lions, MAYBE. 50 and he might as well dress up like a handicapped zebra.

                   

               
well i tough thought but he is a quick thinker and maybe hold unto somethign in the den and kick dem out and escape lol

                   

               
Well sure he can run away chicken shit... Doesn't change the fact he can't take out 50 lions.
 
Yet another nonbeliever that doesn't worship the might of the Batkick...
#32 Posted by bornstar (1315 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@EmmaGrace said:
@bornstar said:


                    w@EmmaGrace said:

@bornstar said:


                    @EmmaGrace said:


                    Aha, Bats just hit the bottom of the food chain.

                   

               
lol c'mon bats good at kung fu remember he learns a lot of martial arts 

                   

               
Kung fu aint gonna do much here. 10 lions, MAYBE. 50 and he might as well dress up like a handicapped zebra.

                   

               
well i tough thought but he is a quick thinker and maybe hold unto somethign in the den and kick dem out and escape lol

                   

               
Well sure he can run away chicken shit... Doesn't change the fact he can't take out 50 lions.
lol u no easy 
#33 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@cattlebattle said:
@OmegaDynasty said:
@TheBatman586 said:

@cattlebattle: Most of the thugs Batman fights could take down a lion one-on-one, because of their weapons they generally carry. So I would disagree, in general the average thug>lion.

True, but physically humans are extremely weak against Lions, and other creatures such as chimps, gorillas, etc.. That is why humans made tools such as guns, and things you mention the thugs Batman takes out have.  If I was trained the way Batman was I could probably take out a thug with a weapon, but I couldn't take on 50 Lions with no gadgets or prep, neither could Batman which is sad to say. He would probably do his best to GTFO before he became Lion food. 
GTFO..............................like this??
 
 
Exactly, Terry knows the drill.  
#34 Posted by EmmaGrace (1023 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@Labyrinth said:


                    @EmmaGrace said:

@bornstar said:


                    w@EmmaGrace said:

@bornstar said:


                    @EmmaGrace said:


                    Aha, Bats just hit the bottom of the food chain.

                   

               
lol c'mon bats good at kung fu remember he learns a lot of martial arts 

                   

               
Kung fu aint gonna do much here. 10 lions, MAYBE. 50 and he might as well dress up like a handicapped zebra.

                   

               
well i tough thought but he is a quick thinker and maybe hold unto somethign in the den and kick dem out and escape lol

                   

               
Well sure he can run away chicken shit... Doesn't change the fact he can't take out 50 lions.

                   

               
 Yet another nonbeliever that doesn't worship the might of the Batkick...

                   

               

No, I don't worship the "Batkick ". Don't plan on it either.
#35 Posted by cattlebattle (11097 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@OmegaDynasty said:
@cattlebattle said:
@OmegaDynasty said:
@TheBatman586 said:

@cattlebattle: Most of the thugs Batman fights could take down a lion one-on-one, because of their weapons they generally carry. So I would disagree, in general the average thug>lion.

True, but physically humans are extremely weak against Lions, and other creatures such as chimps, gorillas, etc.. That is why humans made tools such as guns, and things you mention the thugs Batman takes out have.  If I was trained the way Batman was I could probably take out a thug with a weapon, but I couldn't take on 50 Lions with no gadgets or prep, neither could Batman which is sad to say. He would probably do his best to GTFO before he became Lion food. 
GTFO..............................like this??
 
 
Exactly, Terry knows the drill.  
LOL.......nice
#36 Posted by HolySerpent (11728 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
Lol that lion looks like he has hm
#37 Posted by TheBatman586 (6316 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@OmegaDynasty said:
@TheBatman586 said:

@cattlebattle: Most of the thugs Batman fights could take down a lion one-on-one, because of their weapons they generally carry. So I would disagree, in general the average thug>lion.

True, but physically humans are extremely weak against Lions, and other creatures such as chimps, gorillas, etc.. That is why humans made tools such as guns, and things you mention the thugs Batman takes out have.  If I was trained the way Batman was I could probably take out a thug with a weapon, but I couldn't take on 50 Lions with no gadgets or prep, neither could Batman which is sad to say. He would probably do his best to GTFO before he became Lion food. 
You're right, the average human is weaker than a lion, but Batman isn't an average human. He's displayed better strength/speed feats than any lion I've ever heard of. If you ever see or hear of a lion that dodges sniper bullets, kicks down trees, smashes bulletproof glass, or punches people so hard that they fly through brick walls, let me know. 
#38 Posted by bornstar (1315 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@TheBatman586 said:
@OmegaDynasty said:
@TheBatman586 said:

@cattlebattle: Most of the thugs Batman fights could take down a lion one-on-one, because of their weapons they generally carry. So I would disagree, in general the average thug>lion.

True, but physically humans are extremely weak against Lions, and other creatures such as chimps, gorillas, etc.. That is why humans made tools such as guns, and things you mention the thugs Batman takes out have.  If I was trained the way Batman was I could probably take out a thug with a weapon, but I couldn't take on 50 Lions with no gadgets or prep, neither could Batman which is sad to say. He would probably do his best to GTFO before he became Lion food. 
You're right, the average human is weaker than a lion, but Batman isn't an average human. He's displayed better strength/speed feats than any lion I've ever heard of. If you ever see or hear of a lion that dodges sniper bullets, kicks down trees, smashes bulletproof glass, or punches people so hard that they fly through brick walls, let me know. 
good point youth
#39 Posted by Aero_gt (828 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Batman has no weapons or gadgets so, He has to run for it. He may be able to bat kick one lion, but the other will soon swarm him and eat on his oh so delicious flesh and there goes one of the biggest guns in Dc(or actually biggest gun looking at the sight of this fanbotism.)
#40 Edited by Nefarious (16250 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Bats could probably handle 3-5 lions. But, since there are 50 lions. He loses.

#41 Posted by The Stegman (12992 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

no..he can't win..hell TWO lions might be too many for him

#42 Edited by SlimJ87D (7201 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

This is retarded. Lions win. If Batman was aiming to escape then yeah he could. but if he's trying to kill all 50... pllllllllleeeaaaassee...

#43 Posted by Labyrinth (162 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@Aero_gt said:
Batman has no weapons or gadgets so, He has to run for it. He may be able to bat kick one lion, but the other will soon swarm him and eat on his oh so delicious flesh and there goes one of the biggest guns in Dc(or actually biggest gun looking at the sight of this fanbotism.)
 


 
 Batman killing a lion for the first time
 
 You're silly. 
  
 As these scans clearly show, The Batman has faced lions before...
 
Facts:
 
1. After The Batman faces a foe, he devises a clever plan so that, should they ever meet again, he will be even more victorious.
 
2. The Batman's plans are 100% effective.
 
 Batman killing a lion more efficiently the second time
3. The Batman is master of a secret weapon known only as the Batkick. Only The Batman and Chuck Norris know this technique. Said Batkick can and will incapacitate any foe it is used on. It also makes them sterile.
 
4. I have it on good authority that The Batman was dipped in the River Styx as a child. He also may get his strength from a yellow sun.
 
 
These facts are indisputable.
 
The Batman wins.
#44 Edited by Labyrinth (162 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@SlimJ87D said:

This is retarded. Lions win. If Batman was aiming to escape then yeah he could. but if he's trying to kill all 50... pllllllllleeeaaaassee...

 
No, he only needs to defeat them. 
 
These lions are guarding the exit. Their job is to guard. By escaping, he defeats them.
 
That being said, he will kill them. Because he can.
#45 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9148 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@Labyrinth said:
@Aero_gt said:
Batman has no weapons or gadgets so, He has to run for it. He may be able to bat kick one lion, but the other will soon swarm him and eat on his oh so delicious flesh and there goes one of the biggest guns in Dc(or actually biggest gun looking at the sight of this fanbotism.)
 


 
 Batman killing a lion for the first time
 
 You're silly. 
  
 As these scans clearly show, The Batman has faced lions before...
 
Facts:
 
1. After The Batman faces a foe, he devises a clever plan so that, should they ever meet again, he will be even more victorious.
 
2. The Batman's plans are 100% effective.
 
 Batman killing a lion more efficiently the second time
3. The Batman is master of a secret weapon known only as the Batkick. Only The Batman and Chuck Norris know this technique. Said Batkick can and will incapacitate any foe it is used on. It also makes them sterile. 4. I have it on good authority that The Batman was dipped in the River Styx as a child. He also may get his strength from a yellow sun.   These facts are indisputable.  The Batman wins.
Haha, your'e funny. Obviously second picture he is using his gadgets which is not allowed. The first picture if he did that to one of the lions what makes you think that the other 49 Lions won't attack him? :P
#46 Posted by Greendevil (1873 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Lions have Bat for dinner!

#47 Posted by bringdeath (270 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@TheBatman586
Yea but there werent fifty of them and they werent biting ,clawing and mauling AT THE SAME TIME! they have no fear in the face of danger sorry bro but simba aint playin around no more.
#48 Posted by Deranged Midget (12995 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

Lol someone hates Batman.

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#49 Posted by tenavis (159 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio

@OmegaDynasty said:
@Labyrinth said:
@Aero_gt said:
Batman has no weapons or gadgets so, He has to run for it. He may be able to bat kick one lion, but the other will soon swarm him and eat on his oh so delicious flesh and there goes one of the biggest guns in Dc(or actually biggest gun looking at the sight of this fanbotism.)
 


 
 Batman killing a lion for the first time
 
 You're silly. 
  
 As these scans clearly show, The Batman has faced lions before...
 
Facts:
 
1. After The Batman faces a foe, he devises a clever plan so that, should they ever meet again, he will be even more victorious.
 
2. The Batman's plans are 100% effective.
 
 Batman killing a lion more efficiently the second time
3. The Batman is master of a secret weapon known only as the Batkick. Only The Batman and Chuck Norris know this technique. Said Batkick can and will incapacitate any foe it is used on. It also makes them sterile. 4. I have it on good authority that The Batman was dipped in the River Styx as a child. He also may get his strength from a yellow sun.   These facts are indisputable.  The Batman wins.
Haha, your'e funny. Obviously second picture he is using his gadgets which is not allowed. The first picture if he did that to one of the lions what makes you think that the other 49 Lions won't attack him? :P

(This is Labyrinth. As a new user I can only post 5 times per day, so I am using a friend's account).
 
In the second picture, The Batman is clearly throwing his gadgets away.
 
Question:

 
You and 49 friends happen upon The Batman.
 
The Batman is not happy. 
 
He then proceeds to Batkick one of your friends in the face.
 
What do you do? Fight? Or run away?
 
I suspect your answer will mirror what the other 49 lions will do.
#50 Posted by tenavis (159 posts) - 1 year, 10 months ago - Show Bio
@bringdeath said:
@TheBatman586: Yea but there werent fifty of them and they werent biting ,clawing and mauling AT THE SAME TIME! they have no fear in the face of danger sorry bro but simba aint playin around no more.
 
All living things, great and small, fear the Batkick.
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