Batman vs Thor

Batman VS Thor

-Batman has a year of prep, access to all of his resources, and has any and all information available on Thor to use how he pleases.

-Thor is pissed(because Batman was being a dick again, for some reason).

-Win by any means.

-Batman can enlist aid or assistance from 1 ally, so long as they don't exceed him in preparatory prowess/what he's capable of with the time he's got.

Really? You want to go there?

This thread is going to turn ugly real soon.

Oh no, not you too!

And Thor turns him into paste.

Batman beat the justice leaghue wit prep so tohr gets stomped

What are you saying Brother. :P

@robertloucksjr: No.

Because I already went there.

Thor turns Batman into paste, not knowing that he actually just turned a dummy into paste. The real Bruce leaps out of the shadows and rains down his prep fury!

Somebody call that wechun chew whatever he's called here so the name of Batman and his actually good supporters can be more ashamed of supporting him correctly in the right situations due to his ridiculous and fallacious claims

May Lord Chew have mercy on your soul. :P

@xiix: Im disappointed in you :P

Going with thor for now. I don't see how batman can put him down.

@detrolord said:

Lol

In b4 Wenjun Chew destroys this thread. But Thor wins

@zhurong: Sorry.

Should I have given Thor The Destroyer?

No! He just learned the path of the Bat. :P

We already know who wins this to let the trolling begin. :P

Hey guys how come i have a limit to how much i post im new here to the vine

You have reach more than 25 post, there is no limit now.

@afewmore: You have a post limit, until you hit 25 post.

You shouldn't have the post limit, anymore.

Welcome.

@xiix: Yes, Batman with prep = omnipotent

YAY

@detrolord said:

lmao

@detrolord: Ha! That's messed up

Bat-Man goes back in time and kills Thor while he's a baby.

@detrolord said:

This

Godblast,,by any means necessary. Thor wins handily. That meme wins the Internet lol

Batman shows thor why thor blinked

@oni_bane: @bane_of_sith: But in Forever evil Bat-man makes a time machine and goes back in time so he could do the same thing here

Batman has never beaten the Justice League before. Where have you ever read this?

Lol

@the_last_kryptonian: He beat the Crime Syndicate and Crime Syndicate = Justice League just evil

Are you being serious?

Even if that was possible, How is he going to get pass Odin? Nobody is just going to let Batman take down the All-Father's son especially the All-Father himself.

@the_last_kryptonian: justicer leaguye doom do you even read comics??

@oni_bane: Why would Odin interfere here?

@reaverlation Because he said this.

@oni_bane: Ah I guess

What do you think?

That's a movie. And in the comic arc it's based off of, Batman didn't even enact any of the plans, Ra's al Ghul did. Some of them were stupid plans anyway.

Thy holy batgod stompeth

@oni_bane: Oh I'm just going to stay out of this.

HAHAHA Wait till Chew gets here, its going to be so funny.

INB4DALOCK

@vance_astro

@oni_bane: Thor would tell Oden than Bat-man is just a puny human, and that he need not interfere.

In marvel this doesn't work too my understanding. Going back in time and changing the past just creates a new time line. Thor would still exist in the 616 universe, batman would have just created a timeline where thor died as a baby:

Also I'd argue using time travel to kill someone before the fight is essentially avoiding the fight.

@oni_bane said:

I was in here already..I didn't lock it.

Chew force Batman stomps with an hour of prep.

Worst thread ever.

I swear.... if you don't think Batman (who's freaking awesome) can beat someone without freakin' 365 days of prep... why in the name of all that is holy would you have them battle?!

This is why I support post birth abortions.