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#1 Edited by nickzambuto (11423 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it? Middle of unpopulated Gotham.

#2 Posted by The_Mayhem_Theory (1060 posts) - - Show Bio
@nickzambuto said:

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it?

Batman loses via exhaustion.
#3 Posted by nickzambuto (11423 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it?

Batman loses via exhaustion.

But he's Batman.

#4 Posted by The_Mayhem_Theory (1060 posts) - - Show Bio
@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it?

Batman loses via exhaustion.

But he's Batman.

Oh! Batman loses via exhaustion and jealousy.
#5 Posted by KamikageOfTheVillageHiddenInCV (2 posts) - - Show Bio

I vote for the Bat, in a most glorious victory.

#6 Posted by nickzambuto (11423 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it?

Batman loses via exhaustion.

But he's Batman.

Oh! Batman loses via exhaustion and jealousy.

But he has prep time.

#7 Posted by The_Mayhem_Theory (1060 posts) - - Show Bio
@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it?

Batman loses via exhaustion.

But he's Batman.

Oh! Batman loses via exhaustion and jealousy.

But he has prep time.

Uninterrupted prep time.
#8 Posted by nickzambuto (11423 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it?

Batman loses via exhaustion.

But he's Batman.

Oh! Batman loses via exhaustion and jealousy.

But he has prep time.

Uninterrupted prep time.

One month of it.

#9 Posted by Kinasin_ (1141 posts) - - Show Bio

Insider Suit. Hell, he could pull of something even more impressive and make a Mech like he has done in the past.

#10 Posted by The_Mayhem_Theory (1060 posts) - - Show Bio
@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it?

Batman loses via exhaustion.

But he's Batman.

Oh! Batman loses via exhaustion and jealousy.

But he has prep time.

Uninterrupted prep time.

One month of it.

With no interruptions.
#11 Posted by nickzambuto (11423 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it?

Batman loses via exhaustion.

But he's Batman.

Oh! Batman loses via exhaustion and jealousy.

But he has prep time.

Uninterrupted prep time.

One month of it.

With no interruptions.

While he prepares.

#12 Posted by The_Mayhem_Theory (1060 posts) - - Show Bio
@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it?

Batman loses via exhaustion.

But he's Batman.

Oh! Batman loses via exhaustion and jealousy.

But he has prep time.

Uninterrupted prep time.

One month of it.

With no interruptions.

While he prepares.

I feel sorry for him. As he prepares, he gets no sleep, no food, no love.
#13 Posted by Kinasin_ (1141 posts) - - Show Bio

He doesn't even need an hour. He goes into the batcave grabs his insider suit and is good to go.

#14 Posted by Immortal777 (5856 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman regularly goes without sleep yea a month is pushing it but hes the goddamn batman

#15 Posted by nickzambuto (11423 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it?

Batman loses via exhaustion.

But he's Batman.

Oh! Batman loses via exhaustion and jealousy.

But he has prep time.

Uninterrupted prep time.

One month of it.

With no interruptions.

While he prepares.

I feel sorry for him. As he prepares, he gets no sleep, no food, no love.

Batman hasn't needed any of that since the day his parents were taken from him.

#16 Posted by Enemybird (3103 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman + a month of prep = victory for batman

#17 Posted by progenitor (7532 posts) - - Show Bio

Unless he jumps in the Insider suit, or begs for a law to be passed stating 300 half-naked men can't crowd Gotham's streets, it's bye-bye Bats.

#18 Posted by BigCimmerian (7559 posts) - - Show Bio

He doesn't need insider suit, all he needs is suit he used to fight scarebeast and several knockout gases and smoke pellets

#19 Posted by nickzambuto (11423 posts) - - Show Bio

@progenitor said:

Unless he jumps in the Insider suit, or begs for a law to be passed stating 300 half-naked men can't crowd Gotham's streets, it's bye-bye Bats.

You know as well as I that Batman can easily get the second one done.

#20 Posted by Pistolwhip1 (823 posts) - - Show Bio

The 300 get into the phalanx position, while Batman hops into the Batmobile and hits the Spartans going 100 MPH.

#21 Posted by beatboks1 (6347 posts) - - Show Bio
#22 Posted by Dex_Starr (4772 posts) - - Show Bio

They might be able to beat Nolan Batman

Comic or Animated Batman, or even Arkham City Batman, would wreck the Spartans easily

#23 Posted by The_Mayhem_Theory (1060 posts) - - Show Bio
@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

@The_Mayhem_Theory said:

@nickzambuto said:

Batman gets ONE MONTH of uninterrupted prep time. All 300 Spartans coming at him, can he do it?

Batman loses via exhaustion.

But he's Batman.

Oh! Batman loses via exhaustion and jealousy.

But he has prep time.

Uninterrupted prep time.

One month of it.

With no interruptions.

While he prepares.

I feel sorry for him. As he prepares, he gets no sleep, no food, no love.

Batman hasn't needed any of that since the day his parents were taken from him.

Batman would need sleep and sustenance to have the strength and thought processing to have the formidable mind and body he is supposed to have in order to defeat 300 well trained warriors. This is why preparation is important. Going without will have negative repercussions, so to state that he has one month of uninterrupted (by all accounts, I was merely playing on that word not suspecting it to be true) preparation, is Batman's downfall in this specific battle. There's no way around that.
#24 Posted by RyuHayabusa (2019 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman doesn't need prep time if the battle is in Gotham city.

#25 Posted by Skunkstein (582 posts) - - Show Bio

I can see him making some plan to take them all out.. if he has a god damn month, the god damn Batman could do god damn whatever he god damn wants to, GOD DAMNIT!

#26 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

@Enemybird said:

Batman + a month of prep = victory for batman

#27 Edited by batfan1939 (362 posts) - - Show Bio

@Pistolwhip1 said:

The 300 get into the phalanx position, while Batman hops into the Batmobile and hits the Spartans going 100 MPH.

Why hop into the Batmobile? Batman remote-controls ALL his Batmobiles from the Batwing. 300 men vs 300 cars and an advanced military prototype airplane. Oracle acts as a second set of eyes, even if she's in the JLA Watchtower Or moon base (shouldn't've set this in Gotham). Batman could do this with one HOUR prep. If you don't like the Bat-vehicle theory, how about Batman releasing a "gas" made up of the tech that he used on Flash or the tech he used on Wonder Woman in Tower of Babel? THAT would take a month to mass-produce (presumably). Or maybe he releases the fear gas like planned to for Aquaman. Or maybe he pulls an issue 666 and sets up booby traps around Gotham. Or maybe... You get the point.

#28 Posted by Onemoreposter (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman with standard gear doesn't even need the prep time. He takes them down slowly, hunter/prey like. Now if you just dropped him into the middle of 300 Spartans he's going to have a little more trouble.

#29 Posted by nickzambuto (11423 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Posted by Lady_Liberty (7502 posts) - - Show Bio

So.. what stops Batman from just using that month to buy lots and lots and lots of some kind of knockout gas, and a gas mask. Then blanketing Gotham in the sleeping gas, and hiding until they can't hold their breath anymore?

Then at the end he can say:

"Sparta?! THIS IS GOTHAM!!!" *Kick someone over.*

#31 Posted by Blacklightning13 (916 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman. With 1 monthe rep he can hit them with several planes, bat cars, mech suits and insider suits. He wins.

#32 Posted by WillPayton (8405 posts) - - Show Bio

Super spite!

Batman just needs an hour of prep to load up on exploding batarangs and some smoke/sleep gas grenades. He doesnt need an Insider Suit or Batmobile or anything close to a month of prep.

Also, if the Spartans were stupid enough to form a phalanx, a few exploding batarangs would completely annihilate them. And, yes, it'd be stupid because a phalanx was a formation used in pitched battles against armies... not against a single guy. <sigh>

#33 Posted by HAVICKGREEN (171 posts) - - Show Bio

use bat car to run them all over

or use his flyer to kill them all

its like if an f-22 raptor was in the revolutionary war, even a soldier with a m-16 would win the war single handily

batman wins those spartans have no guns

no guns no kills

its batman are you insane

batman has prep time also

time he doesnt even need

he would just make a bomb

#34 Posted by lemurboy123 (248 posts) - - Show Bio

if batman still refused to kill them which he probably will with a month of prep time, he could do it and lol at pistolwhip

#35 Posted by AzzaOJ (119 posts) - - Show Bio

id say he needs approx 5 minutes of prep time

4 minutes grab a starbucks

1 minute enter batmobile

spartan chest hair all over the sidewalk

#36 Posted by Vance Astro (90726 posts) - - Show Bio

Mismatch...

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