Batman VS Superman ( with a twist)

The world's finest in a battle of Classic Texas Hold'em (with a twist):

Joker as the dealer is given 2 pencils, 1 eraser, and 1 tied up hostage in the same room, and will try to break Batman's mind for the duration of the game for revenge of what happened in TDK. For the sake of this battle Superman is not and won't be bothered by Joker.

Rules : No cheating ( X-ray vision, Gadget, Cards counting) No violence. Table talk and bluff of any kind (threaten, ect) is allowed. Joker is allowed to annoy Batman as long as the game isn't disturbed. The only way to leave the table is by conceding the game.

Who will prevail in this game?

Joker as the dealer is given 2 pencils

I stopped reading right there. I've seen The Dark Knight enough times to know how this is going to end.

@mysticmedivh: No violence, Joker can try to break the hostage's psychology first then use it against Batman. Beauty of well played character on screen :D

Batman. He's a master bluffer

Super

@ninjawarrior268: Are you sure Batman can still win poker match under those conditions? His TDKR willpower feat isn't that convincing.

Batgod both rounds.

@justthatkid Leaving the table is not allowed.

@papinacho That's a good one actually but he has to win the game to prove he's better than Superman.

@dorukesin Do you think it's still too easy for Batman? Joker should have intimate knowledge of Batman's hyper rational and out of norms social value and ideal justice. He is a master manipulator and persuasive talker just like the mafia whole thing in TDK and try to break Batman using the hostage and pencil magic trick. Batman is tougher than Harvey for sure but Joker still can't swing the game on Superman's favor?

I was thinking of putting Alfred or something like that as hostage but I don't know if that's necessary. Batman still stomps against Superman's super brain?

Batgod

Joker, He is a amazing bluffer and batman knows the joker is so crazy, he will actually do it. Supes knowledge of joker comes from batman. Sooo Joker wins.

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Sorry if it's redundant beforehand.

hmmm... i'm confused about who'll win

Batman from TDK movies was a pretty good detective. His analytical skills were tested time and again. We also learned that his determination and perseverance are second to none. Also consider his status, he is a billionaire, I am sure that he plays tons of high stakes poker games (this is conjecture and not shown on screen). Compare this to Clark who probably hasn't even played Texas Hold Em before. Batman wins 8/10 times, and then beats the joker senseless until dawn(of justice).

Website is buggy, won't let me edit. The reason I believe Clark hasn't played any variation of Poker is because he didn't have very many friends to play with. When Clark was growing up he spent his leisure time reading Plato's Republic. I could be wrong, but I think based on experience alone Batman is more than likely to be the better player.

Batman due to Bruce Wayne actually being a playboy in the Dark Knight and Batman Begins. Im pretty sure he knows his way around a poker table

actually, i love this idea.

i think batman can win. he manages not only a giant buisness corporation, but also his family estate, so he is good with money. he would be able to bet smarter than superman to outwit him and win

Batman wins for 2 reasons 1 He is not Superman 2 He invented the tricks

BRuce gonna win this even when he is being annoyed by joker i do not think Clark could win without cheating

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