Batman vs Superman special rules and scenario

#1 Posted by BigCimmerian (4332 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

- Superman becomes unstable and threatens to destroy Earth, but he still loves Lois, because of this Batman decides to stop him

- He is in insider suit and holds Lois as hostage in room made of lead walls. He has kryptonite ring and kryptonite is also put in Lois clothes

- When Superman comes to save Lois he is shot with darts made of kryptonite, when he turns around he sees Batman in insider suit with kryptonite ring

- Who do you think would win and is there any chance for Batman to stop him under these conditions

- I heard that Batman has green lantern ring and boomtubes in the cave, he could use these against him, morals are off

#2 Posted by Jayfournines (4024 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

So this is a bloodlusted Superman that's shot with kryptonite vs Batman in the insider suit with a kryptonite ring?

#3 Posted by BigCimmerian (4332 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@Jayfournines said:

So this is a bloodlusted Superman that's shot with kryptonite vs Batman in the insider suit with a kryptonite ring?

Yeah, but they are fighting in the room made of lead wall and Lois is several feet away with her clothing loaded with Kryptonite. Batman is also bloodlusted.

#4 Posted by PlasticBag (1222 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@Jayfournines: Sooooo. Who do you think wins this battle:? :P Curious.

#5 Posted by Jayfournines (4024 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@PlasticBag said:

@Jayfournines: Sooooo. Who do you think wins this battle:? :P Curious.

Well, Superman's been shot with kryptonite before, and he managed to beat the crap out of some super powered villains....then again, these are darts, so I assume they have some liquid form of kryptonite that would poison Superman. The only way for Batman to win is to finish Kal quickly, if the Insider Suit runs out of juice then he's going down kryptonite or not.

#6 Posted by PlasticBag (1222 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@Jayfournines: Few weeks back there was a Superman vs Average human thread the kid kept saying the human would win because they had Green K. I wish you would of commented because at the time I couldn't :P. I agree though with what you are saying.

#7 Posted by Jayfournines (4024 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@PlasticBag said:

@Jayfournines: Few weeks back there was a Superman vs Average human thread the kid kept saying the human would win because they had Green K. I wish you would of commented because at the time I couldn't :P. I agree though with what you are saying.

that thread is silly, the guy who made that thread is also silly

#8 Posted by PlasticBag (1222 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@Jayfournines: Ahaha yes that what I was trying to tell him. He was one of the biggest Superman haters I have ever seen.

#9 Posted by SirMethos (886 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

The only way Batman can win against Superman, is if the fight is heavily stacked in Batman's favor(i.e. if the OP is made to guarantee that batman wins). In which case it would be a spite-match anyway.

#10 Edited by xeon1cs (1471 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

I liked Dick Grayson as Batman anyway.

RIP Bruce.

This is a pretty minor amount of Kryptonite though. So no, I don't think Batman could stop him under these conditions, even with the Insider suit.

#11 Posted by DCsuperman0007 (515 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

batman fanboys are just the worst.

#12 Posted by BigCimmerian (4332 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@PlasticBag said:

@Jayfournines: Few weeks back there was a Superman vs Average human thread the kid kept saying the human would win because they had Green K. I wish you would of commented because at the time I couldn't :P. I agree though with what you are saying.

Superman would kill average human with ease kryptonite or not, even Batman said that the only reason Superman didn't squish him while Bruce was wearing ring was because Clark is good person

#13 Posted by BigCimmerian (4332 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@DCsuperman0007 said:

batman fanboys are just the worst.

He is my favorite comic book character, but I'm not fanboy, I don't say that Batman wins everything, I think I made very possible scenario and I gave him the chance to win this battle.

#14 Posted by PlasticBag (1222 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

@BigCimmerian: Awh Supes is such a nice guy. :?P

#15 Posted by CalebHara (1952 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio

In a room, Superman would beat him even under these conditions. If it was out in a city or a more modern area with a lot of cover, Batman would take this because of his ability to strategize. In this case, superman would probably tear him in two pieces though.

#16 Edited by raecinio (55 posts) - 3 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

This actually wouldn't be a very fair fight. Batman, with prep and kryptonite has been shown to defeat Superman (just as Lex Luthor very easily killed Superman in the intro to DCUOnline). Having Superman get hit by multiple kryptonite darts even before they begin to fight is leaning the fight heavily (and unfairly) in Batman's favor. Add in the Insider Suit and it's a lopsided battle. I like Batman better than Superman, but this topic is ridiculous.

#17 Posted by ShiZZmAhh (385 posts) - 3 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

@raecinio: When has Batman ever defeated Superman?

#18 Posted by ComicStooge (5280 posts) - 3 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

Kal still wins. He'd just fry Bruce's face, the Insider suit has no durability feats that suggest it can tank his heat vision.

#19 Posted by Bo88gdan (4126 posts) - 3 months, 29 days ago - Show Bio

Superman would win

#20 Posted by Daywalker (119 posts) - 3 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

@raecinio said:

This actually wouldn't be a very fair fight. Batman, with prep and kryptonite has been shown to defeat Superman (just as Lex Luthor very easily killed Superman in the intro to DCUOnline). Having Superman get hit by multiple kryptonite darts even before they begin to fight is leaning the fight heavily (and unfairly) in Batman's favor. Add in the Insider Suit and it's a lopsided battle. I like Batman better than Superman, but this topic is ridiculous.

You're right, this fight WOULDN'T be fair....FOR BAT-MAN.....Remember the original post??? That means it's MORALS OFF for this fight, and superman would AND COULD use his X-RAY vision and SPEEDBLITZ PRESSUREPOINT ATTACK BRUCE BEFORE HE COULD even MOVE, or simply break every bone in his body BEFORE HE COULD MOVE...As for your "NOT" liking SUPERMAN, too friggin' bad!!! Your personal opinions play no part here, because Clark would "LITERALLY" murder him, save Lois and smooch his babe on the way to get her a change of clothes and Bruce would choke on his own blood as his lungs fill up with it....TIME OF FIGHT??? .0000000000005th of a second....

#21 Edited by Daywalker (119 posts) - 2 months, 12 days ago - Show Bio

@raecinio said:

You're obvious worship of Superman is hilarious at best.

*(NO, IT'S NOT.....SUPERMAN WOULD PRETTY MUCH KILL BAT MAN IF HE FELT LIKE IT.....)*

Superman could use X-ray vision and...? That doesn't shield him from kryptonite.

*(YOU'RE RIGHT....IT DOESN'T SHIELD KAL-EL FROM KRYPTONITE.....I TOTALLY AGREE....BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHIELDS HUMAN BEINGS FROM HARMFUL KRYPTONITE RAYS??? "LEAD" DOES....AND IF SOMEONE'S HOARDING A CHUNK OF KRYPTONITE AND CLARK CAN'T SEE THOUGH THE CONTAINER, DON'T YOU THINK THAT HE'S SMART ENOUGH TO DEDUCE THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THAT PERSON HAS KRYPTONITE AND HE HAD BEST KEEP HIS DISTANCE, SHERLOCK???? OK THEN.....SCREW IT!!! CLARK FLIES IN IN HIS "SUPERMOBILE" AND RIPS BAT MAN'S FRIGGIN HEAD OFF AND THEN RIVERDANCES ON HIS SKULL..... THERE....)

Just because morals are off, doesn't mean Superman can suddenly predict Batman's plan.

*(WITH MORALS OFF, SUPERMAN DOESN'T "NEED" TO PREDICT BAT MAN'S PLAN, BECAUSE HE'D BE MUSH BEFORE HIS BRAIN COULD FORMULATE A PLAN.....PERIOD!!! ONCE AGAIN, TELL ME WHAT BAT MAN'S DEFENSE IS FOR ABOUT 24 SEPTILLION "SUPERNUKES" TO THE FACE??? BECAUSE THAT'S ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF FORCE THAT HIS FIST WOULD HIT BAT MAN'S FACE WITH FROM THE FORCE OF AN "INFINITE MASS PUNCH" DELIVERED BY SUPERMAN, AND BASED ON THE FACT THAT KAL-EL'S PHYSIOLOGY IS MUCH DENSER THAN THE FLASH'S, HE'D HIT WITH MORE THAN TWICE THE FORCE THAT THE FLASH COULD, SO ONCE AGAIN, HOW DOES BAT MAN STOP THAT, GENIUS??? BREAK IT ALL DOWN FOR US........)*

And Batman ALWAYS has a plan.

*(TRUE....AND THEY ALL TEND TO SUCK AND RELY ON PIS, CIS AND LAZINESS ON THE PART OF THE WRITERS.......A LOT.....)*

Again, Superman was blood lusted AND Sun charged and was still murdered by Lex Luthor within minutes because kryptonite.

*(THAT STORY WAS PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY AND POOR WRITING......A TRUE "MORALS OFF" SUPERMAN WOULD HAVE SPEEDBLITZED LUTHOR AND KILLED HIM BEFORE HE COULD EVEN THINK....)*

As long as Superman has that weakness, it's easy for someone of genius intellect to defeat him.

*(AND AS LONG AS BAT-MAN IS HUMAN, IT'S EASY FOR SOMEONE OF GREAT STRENGTH TO DEFEAT HIM AS WELL....MATTER OF FACT, I CAN NAME SEVERAL INSTANCES WHERE BAT-MAN SHOULD ALREADY BE DEAD AS A RESULT OF FIGHTS THAT HE SHOULD HAVE NEVER WON AGAINST THE GREEN LANTERN, SOLOMON GRUNDY AND THAT CHEAP "SO CALLED" WIN AGAINST DARKSEID AS WELL....)*

Just because Superman can use x-ray vision, doesn't mean he suddenly knows where Bruce is.

*(IT DOESN'T MATTER......CLARK DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW WHO BAT-MAN IS TO KILL HIM.....AND HE COULD DO THAT ALL DAY IF HE CHOSE TO...)*

Superman is NOT omniscient.

*(HE DOESN'T NEED TO BE OMNISCIENT TO TAKE BAT-MAN OUT....IS DEATHSTROKE OMNISCIENT???)*

See DKR, Superman uses his X-ray vision to look for Batman and Batman STILL gets the first hit in (via missiles).

*(ACTUALLY, SUPERMAN WAS TRYING HIS BEST NOT TO KILL BAT MAN AND IF THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A BLOOD LUSTED, "I DON'T CARE WHO GETS IT, I'M KILLING BAT-MAN!!!!" VERSION OF HIMSELF, BAR MAN WOULD HAVE DIED AND YOU KNOW IT!!! HENCE ALL OF THIS BULLCRAP ABOUT "IMAGINE IF THOSE MISSILES WERE KRYPTONITE BULL PUCKEY THAT YOU CAME OUT WITH...)*

Now imagine those missiles were tipped with kryptonite....

*(OK....I GOT A VISUAL....NOW LET'S IMAGINE IF CLARK "INFINITE MASS PUNCHED" BAT-MAN IN THE FACE??? HOW DOES HE STOP THAT????)*

or Batman was using a kryptonite tipped bullet via Sniper rifle or any number of ways Batman could and would plan a death trap for Superman (it's morals off right?).

*(OK.....AND LET'S SAY THAT SUPERMAN HEARS THAT BULLET BEING FIRED AT HIM, HE DODGES IT, SEES THAT IT IS KRYPTONITE, AND USING HIS INFRARED VISION TRACKS THE BULLET FROM WHENCE IT CAME, SEES THAT IT WAS BAT- MAN, GRABS HIM AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, HE CUTS HIS ARMS AND LEGS OFF USING HIS HEAT VISION AND THEN FRACTURES HIS SKULL, HIS SPINE AND WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS PELVIS AND THEN TURNS THOSE BONES LITERALLY INTO POWDER USING HIS HEAT VISION, BUT DOESN'T KILL HIM, BECAUSE HE WANTS BRUCE TO BE ALIVE AS HE KILLS ALFRED PENNYWORTH, BARBARA GORDON, DAMIAN WAYNE, TIM DRAKE, AND EVERY WOMAN HE'S EVER LOVED IN HIS LIFE LIKE SELINA KYLE, AND VICKY VALE IN A PAINFUL AND METHODICAL WAY IN FRONT OF HIM......AFTER ALL, THIS IS "MORALS OFF", RIGHT??? THEN HE PROCEEDS TO FREE EVERY PSYCHOPATH THAT EVER GOT LOCKED UP IN ARKHAM AND PUTS BAT MAN IN THE CENTER COURTYARD RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE JOKER...)*

Now get off your Super high horse bud.

*(NOW YOU JUMP OFF OF THE BAT BANDWAGON, SCOOBY........SUPERMAN WOULD "OWN" BAT MAN ON A "BAD" DAY IF HE FELT LIKE IT......)*

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