Batman would kick slenderman, Jeff the killer and chuck norris
Batman vs. Slender Man
@aagunner: Yeah...Until he realizes that his usual weapons don't work and technology sucks Slender nuts when used near Slendy. The Trolling Der Ritterdiesn't die in the sense.
@givemefreedom: nope. nope.
Batman isn't scared of anything , The dark knight takes this.
yes
batman calls supes who then calls mxy. mxy turns slender into batmans favorite ice cream cone
Batman would eventually beat slender assuming he has time to prepare. Batman has beaten, with the help of superman ,Mr myxlsptlk a 5th dimensional being who is much more powerful than slender by A LOT! with time and a trap that would banish the son of a bitch,most likely engineered by dr fate, batman wins
BATMAN FEARS NOTHING!
Batman
BATMAN FEARS NOTHING!
this lol
Batman kicks him in the face.
It's too bad that Slendy is like 9 feet tall...
Der Großmann spanks.
Slender TP's batman to another dimension, where he then proceeds to consume and slowly digest batman over a thousand years like a sarlaac
I mean, realistically, no. Slender is not a physical being, per se. It can't be punched, beaten, or "caught." Once it's got it's eyes on you, you're going to die no matter what. However, this is pretty much Batman's specialty in the comics. I'm sure somehow he'd take this handily.
Batman tries to fight Slenderman and dies just from being in the proximity. You could give Batman a year of prep and Slenderman would track him down and kill him within a month of it just for doing the research. This is a being that cannot be f*cked with, especially not with martial arts or fancy gadgets.
Bruce dies like the rest.
Wait...You're sending a teleporting demon with F*cked up features, that can kill you by standing near you, against the night-badass (who is unfortunately only human...)
Slender is an omnipotent being, to say the least. Only Zalgo would be able to kill him.
Ways BM dies: Stabbed through the back with tentacle
Tries to engage in CQC, holding offf against Slender Sickness but dies from it before the he realizes the full effects
Kills Slendy's physical body, but the omni-present part of him forms 15 more of him, killing Batman with massive Slender Sickness. (Proved to be canon due to Slender Woods, as shown in the ending.).
I don't think you know what omnipotence means.
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