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#1 Posted by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, you heard me. Disturbing images start popping up around Gotham -- depicting a strangely tall, thin man appearing at random places. Not believing in coincidence, Bruce Wayne dons the cape and cowl and starts investigating the points where the newly-dubbed "Slender Man" has been seen. Can the Dark Knight solve the mystery? Can he find this eldritch creature? If so, will he live to tell about it?

#2 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

Slender Man?

#3 Posted by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Slender_Man

#4 Posted by nickzambuto (14974 posts) - - Show Bio

Slender Man, being the massive dick that he is, will most likely take to stalking Batman and generally just trying to freak him out. This, of course, has no effect on the Caped Crusader, who continues in his investigation. Eventually Slender Man will get bored and reveal himself, at which point he will put Bruce into a trance with his expening tentacles, as he often does. Batman will see his parents in Slender Man, and will begin walking foward to them. Unbeknownst to him, Slender Man is just waiting to absorb/kidnap him when he gets close enough. Eventually Batman will break free form the trance right before Slender Man catches him, and the two will do battle. Slender Man, realizing the full badassness of his opponent and, himself not being one for a fight, prefering to stick to the shadows, retreats, leaving Batman thoroughly freaked out. The book will end with Batman leaving the scene, as the camera slowly pans to Slender Man hiding in the shadows, still watching him, and preparing for their next confrontation.

#5 Posted by Joygirl (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

^ Niiiiiiice. THAT'S how this game is played!

#6 Posted by jeanroygrant (20191 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

Slender Man, being the massive dick that he is, will most likely take to stalking Batman and generally just trying to freak him out. This, of course, has no effect on the Caped Crusader, who continues in his investigation. Eventually Slender Man will get bored and reveal himself, at which point he will put Bruce into a trance with his expening tentacles, as he often does. Batman will see his parents in Slender Man, and will begin walking foward to them. Unbeknownst to him, Slender Man is just waiting to absorb/kidnap him when he gets close enough. Eventually Batman will break free form the trance right before Slender Man catches him, and the two will do battle. Slender Man, realizing the full badassness of his opponent and, himself not being one for a fight, prefering to stick to the shadows, retreats, leaving Batman thoroughly freaked out. The book will end with Batman leaving the scene, as the camera slowly pans to Slender Man hiding in the shadows, still watching him, and preparing for their next confrontation.

#7 Posted by cooljammy18 (1022 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce would stomp. I read the creepypasta and have watched many of the Marble Hornets videos since they first debut.. Slender man is a disturbing figure, but Bats wouldn't show any fear since he experienced greater horrors that lurk in the dark. Batman himself is a creature of the dark, feared by many who prey on innocents. That along with his resources and skills and lack of fear would give Batman the win. :)

#8 Posted by Batman53 (2 posts) - - Show Bio

Hello, my friends and I are actually doing a film on Batman vs Slenderman in the Summer of 2013. There is a youtube video of the slenderman minion mask; just type in Batman vs Slenderman. This is a very early model of the masks and we will not be having the fake blood on it that is een in tghe video. I am mostly sending this video as a way to promote it and make overall awareness higher, so if you could, please watch and share the video. It is just a teaser but we will have an actual trailer coming out before the film.

#9 Posted by britsera (204 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

Slender Man, being the massive dick that he is, will most likely take to stalking Batman and generally just trying to freak him out. This, of course, has no effect on the Caped Crusader, who continues in his investigation. Eventually Slender Man will get bored and reveal himself, at which point he will put Bruce into a trance with his expening tentacles, as he often does. Batman will see his parents in Slender Man, and will begin walking foward to them. Unbeknownst to him, Slender Man is just waiting to absorb/kidnap him when he gets close enough. Eventually Batman will break free form the trance right before Slender Man catches him, and the two will do battle. Slender Man, realizing the full badassness of his opponent and, himself not being one for a fight, prefering to stick to the shadows, retreats, leaving Batman thoroughly freaked out. The book will end with Batman leaving the scene, as the camera slowly pans to Slender Man hiding in the shadows, still watching him, and preparing for their next confrontation.

Well done, sir!

Also, some witty banter, mostly confirming that Batman is, indeed, the night.

#10 Posted by SuperVegito (15 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

Slender Man, being the massive dick that he is, will most likely take to stalking Batman and generally just trying to freak him out. This, of course, has no effect on the Caped Crusader, who continues in his investigation. Eventually Slender Man will get bored and reveal himself, at which point he will put Bruce into a trance with his expening tentacles, as he often does. Batman will see his parents in Slender Man, and will begin walking foward to them. Unbeknownst to him, Slender Man is just waiting to absorb/kidnap him when he gets close enough. Eventually Batman will break free form the trance right before Slender Man catches him, and the two will do battle. Slender Man, realizing the full badassness of his opponent and, himself not being one for a fight, prefering to stick to the shadows, retreats, leaving Batman thoroughly freaked out. The book will end with Batman leaving the scene, as the camera slowly pans to Slender Man hiding in the shadows, still watching him, and preparing for their next confrontation.

lol great. Slender Man might freak Batman out a little but he won't exactly scare him.

#11 Posted by society619 (933 posts) - - Show Bio

Slender Man wouldn't even attack Batman....he'd kidnap Damien

#12 Posted by Batman53 (2 posts) - - Show Bio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9g6tYbo774

This is the video, again the final model will have no fake blood coming out, this was just a early model that a younger member of the cast made. So, if you would like to; view and/or comment.

#13 Posted by Sparky_BW (205 posts) - - Show Bio

Slender Man!

#14 Posted by batfan1939 (370 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman. Slenderman is weak to peple fearing him, and is basically a watered-down Scarebeast.

GJ, man! Loved the scenario!

#15 Posted by TheGraySon (457 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

Slender Man, being the massive dick that he is, will most likely take to stalking Batman and generally just trying to freak him out. This, of course, has no effect on the Caped Crusader, who continues in his investigation. Eventually Slender Man will get bored and reveal himself, at which point he will put Bruce into a trance with his expening tentacles, as he often does. Batman will see his parents in Slender Man, and will begin walking foward to them. Unbeknownst to him, Slender Man is just waiting to absorb/kidnap him when he gets close enough. Eventually Batman will break free form the trance right before Slender Man catches him, and the two will do battle. Slender Man, realizing the full badassness of his opponent and, himself not being one for a fight, prefering to stick to the shadows, retreats, leaving Batman thoroughly freaked out. The book will end with Batman leaving the scene, as the camera slowly pans to Slender Man hiding in the shadows, still watching him, and preparing for their next confrontation.

#16 Posted by BigCimmerian (8867 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman would scare the fuck out of him.

#17 Posted by BigCimmerian (8867 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman would scare the fuck out of him.

#18 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1462 posts) - - Show Bio

What's Slender Man gonna do? Scar him? Really?

@BigCimmerian said:

Batman would scare the fuck out of him.

He said it before I could.

#19 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

Slender Man's gaze only works on children, if I'm correct, so Batman wins.

#20 Posted by Darkmaster006 (17 posts) - - Show Bio

The Batman would win, and Slenderman turns in Arkham!

#21 Edited by ShootingNova (19078 posts) - - Show Bio

Slender Man trolls him. As far as I'm concerned, he's a fourth-dimensional being that can't be truly affected by us three-dimensional beings. He can teleport too.

@GR2Blackout said:

Slender Man's gaze only works on children, if I'm correct, so Batman wins.

What gaze? The fuzzy one? That's because the games you play are in fact recordings, and Slender Man has the ability to disrupt technology. That's why there's all those static things when you look at him. But he has other abilities, like teleportation, memory inhibitation, and other stuff like that.

#22 Posted by whydama (1093 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

Slender Man, being the massive dick that he is, will most likely take to stalking Batman and generally just trying to freak him out. This, of course, has no effect on the Caped Crusader, who continues in his investigation. Eventually Slender Man will get bored and reveal himself, at which point he will put Bruce into a trance with his expening tentacles, as he often does. Batman will see his parents in Slender Man, and will begin walking foward to them. Unbeknownst to him, Slender Man is just waiting to absorb/kidnap him when he gets close enough. Eventually Batman will break free form the trance right before Slender Man catches him, and the two will do battle. Slender Man, realizing the full badassness of his opponent and, himself not being one for a fight, prefering to stick to the shadows, retreats, leaving Batman thoroughly freaked out. The book will end with Batman leaving the scene, as the camera slowly pans to Slender Man hiding in the shadows, still watching him, and preparing for their next confrontation.

this

#23 Posted by NeonGameWave (9141 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman, but it would be an awesome crossover.

#24 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3286 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

Slender Man, being the massive dick that he is, will most likely take to stalking Batman and generally just trying to freak him out. This, of course, has no effect on the Caped Crusader, who continues in his investigation. Eventually Slender Man will get bored and reveal himself, at which point he will put Bruce into a trance with his expening tentacles, as he often does. Batman will see his parents in Slender Man, and will begin walking foward to them. Unbeknownst to him, Slender Man is just waiting to absorb/kidnap him when he gets close enough. Eventually Batman will break free form the trance right before Slender Man catches him, and the two will do battle. Slender Man, realizing the full badassness of his opponent and, himself not being one for a fight, prefering to stick to the shadows, retreats, leaving Batman thoroughly freaked out. The book will end with Batman leaving the scene, as the camera slowly pans to Slender Man hiding in the shadows, still watching him, and preparing for their next confrontation.

#25 Posted by DaemonTheDemon (105 posts) - - Show Bio

Slenderman wins. Batman would get seriously sick and messed up if he just looked at Slendy

#26 Edited by Kingjohnrocks (2008 posts) - - Show Bio

@neongamewave: Slender Man is omnipresent, can teleport, can easily mentally dominate people, can easily use his arms to kill Batman. Batman stands no chance. Hell, before Batman can even do anything he'd be falling to the ground, throwing up blood.

#27 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (11145 posts) - - Show Bio

Victory goes to the 4th dimensional being.

#28 Posted by BaneStrokeLoboGrundyBatArrow (1405 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

Slender Man, being the massive dick that he is......

You know it

#29 Posted by dondave (38901 posts) - - Show Bio

Slenderman

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#30 Edited by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

Slender Man, being the massive dick that he is, will most likely take to stalking Batman and generally just trying to freak him out. This, of course, has no effect on the Caped Crusader, who continues in his investigation. Eventually Slender Man will get bored and reveal himself, at which point he will put Bruce into a trance with his expening tentacles, as he often does. Batman will see his parents in Slender Man, and will begin walking foward to them. Unbeknownst to him, Slender Man is just waiting to absorb/kidnap him when he gets close enough. Eventually Batman will break free form the trance right before Slender Man catches him, and the two will do battle. Slender Man, realizing the full badassness of his opponent and, himself not being one for a fight, prefering to stick to the shadows, retreats, leaving Batman thoroughly freaked out. The book will end with Batman leaving the scene, as the camera slowly pans to Slender Man hiding in the shadows, still watching him, and preparing for their next confrontation.

Haha, great post man. Slender Man is a serious d*ck, no question.

#31 Posted by russellmania77 (15844 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman

#32 Posted by New_World_Order (13516 posts) - - Show Bio

Batsy.

#33 Edited by Kingjohnrocks (2008 posts) - - Show Bio

@thundergodswrath: Not really. Slender man is a person from the forth dimension, not even Superman could kill him. Punches can't kill him. Bullets can't kill him. Explosions can't kill him. In all honesty, he can simply just teleport behind Batman can have his tentacle cut out his heart.

#34 Edited by XImpossibruX (5261 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman scares Slenderman

#35 Edited by Racob7 (6127 posts) - - Show Bio

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#36 Posted by GodTriggerHulk (1998 posts) - - Show Bio

Slender Man is featless. There is no canon version of Slender Man, he is a collection of random stories mashed together by people on the Internet, all held together by one game. His powers/skills are unquantifiable since there is no definitve canon for Slender man. As such Batman stomps.

#37 Edited by Inconvenient_Truth (2362 posts) - - Show Bio

batman...lol..idk

#38 Posted by Kingjohnrocks (2008 posts) - - Show Bio

@godtriggerhulk: Not really. The mythos are the feats, feats are accomplishments. Slender man is a being from the 4th dimension, Batman is a human. Slender man 1, Batman 0. Slender man can teleport/slender walk anytime he'd like. Batman can not. Slender man 2, Batman 0. Nothing in Batman's arsenal can kill Slender man. In all honesty, Slender man can simply mentally enslave him and make his blood boil until he explodes. Slender man completely stomps, unless he can go up against a 4th dimensional being (which he can't)

#39 Posted by Dark Cloud™ (2389 posts) - - Show Bio

@godtriggerhulk: Not really. The mythos are the feats, feats are accomplishments. Slender man is a being from the 4th dimension, Batman is a human. Slender man 1, Batman 0. Slender man can teleport/slender walk anytime he'd like. Batman can not. Slender man 2, Batman 0. Nothing in Batman's arsenal can kill Slender man. In all honesty, Slender man can simply mentally enslave him and make his blood boil until he explodes. Slender man completely stomps, unless he can go up against a 4th dimensional being (which he can't)

Bingo was his name-o.

#40 Posted by Nerx (15087 posts) - - Show Bio

WB gets their lawyers to beat up Marblehornets

#41 Posted by New_World_Order (13516 posts) - - Show Bio

@thundergodswrath: Not really. Slender man is a person from the forth dimension, not even Superman could kill him. Punches can't kill him. Bullets can't kill him. Explosions can't kill him. In all honesty, he can simply just teleport behind Batman can have his tentacle cut out his heart.

To be honest, I guessed, lol.

#42 Posted by TifaLockhart (14167 posts) - - Show Bio

What game is this from?

#43 Posted by SOG7dc (8182 posts) - - Show Bio

Slender Man, being the massive dick that he is, will most likely take to stalking Batman and generally just trying to freak him out. This, of course, has no effect on the Caped Crusader, who continues in his investigation. Eventually Slender Man will get bored and reveal himself, at which point he will put Bruce into a trance with his expening tentacles, as he often does. Batman will see his parents in Slender Man, and will begin walking foward to them. Unbeknownst to him, Slender Man is just waiting to absorb/kidnap him when he gets close enough. Eventually Batman will break free form the trance right before Slender Man catches him, and the two will do battle. Slender Man, realizing the full badassness of his opponent and, himself not being one for a fight, prefering to stick to the shadows, retreats, leaving Batman thoroughly freaked out. The book will end with Batman leaving the scene, as the camera slowly pans to Slender Man hiding in the shadows, still watching him, and preparing for their next confrontation.

perfect

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#44 Posted by SOG7dc (8182 posts) - - Show Bio

@kingjohnrocks:

batman calls supes who then calls mxy. mxy turns slender into batmans favorite ice cream cone

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#45 Posted by ZombieMowlcher (689 posts) - - Show Bio

@sog7dc: Because the 5th dimensional beings outclass 4th.

#46 Posted by SOG7dc (8182 posts) - - Show Bio
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#47 Posted by DaCosmicNihalator (5 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto: Whoa... You have some imagination! Still I think batman wouldnt be scared and use the shadows to his advantage. Then slenderman will be the prey not the hunter.

#48 Edited by Danvader64 (254 posts) - - Show Bio

Slender. No human. Not even Batman can defeat slender.

#49 Edited by Stronger (4948 posts) - - Show Bio

Who the f... is Slender Man?

#50 Posted by OpCharybdis (190 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait...You're sending a teleporting demon with F*cked up features, that can kill you by standing near you, against the night-badass (who is unfortunately only human...)

Slender is an omnipotent being, to say the least. Only Zalgo would be able to kill him.

Ways BM dies: Stabbed through the back with tentacle

Tries to engage in CQC, holding offf against Slender Sickness but dies from it before the he realizes the full effects

Kills Slendy's physical body, but the omni-present part of him forms 15 more of him, killing Batman with massive Slender Sickness. (Proved to be canon due to Slender Woods, as shown in the ending.).