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#51  Edited By demifiend

Batman, one Month is enough for bats

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#52  Edited By Fire-brand

batman gets a blue and green power ring and spends a month being tutored by hal jordan. then they fight a epic battle.

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#53  Edited By AtPhantom
@Thor's hammmer said:
" unless batman builds a personal forcefeild that can withstand planet busting attacks he dies in seconds   then again he beat darkseid with prep "
He never beat Darkseid with prep. He beat him with plot. 
 
There is absolutely no chance he'll win this.
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#54  Edited By Tmul501
@Sherlock said:
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Batman wins Via this "
What issue did this happen in?
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#55  Edited By Jezer

With one month prep, Batman could probably pull something off. 
 
This reminds me of Watchmen: Dr. Manhattan vs Ozymandias. 
In fact, the battle is pretty much the same. While Dr. Manhattan had powerful, near omnipotent powers, the bad guy had tactical intelligence.  
 
He psychoanalyzed Dr. Manhattan, and devised a way to make him leave Earth. Even when Dr. Manhattan came back to fight him, he devised a room that used some type of energy similar to Dr. Manhattans to block his ability to see the future - and then ambushed him with the original machine that vaporized his human form.  
 
Then, even when Dr. Manhattan came back as a giant fist coming through his ceiling, he convinced Dr. Manhattan that he was right, thus fullfilling his plan - and beating him. His methodology made logical sense, it wasn't simply plot device or whatever. 
 
I could see Batman pulling something similar off against the Silver Surfer. 
 
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#56  Edited By ReverseNegative

Batman, but it would be a close fight.

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#57  Edited By AtPhantom
@Jezer said:
" With one month prep, Batman could probably pull something off.  This reminds me of Watchmen: Dr. Manhattan vs Ozymandias. In fact, the battle is pretty much the same. While Dr. Manhattan had powerful, near omnipotent powers, the bad guy had tactical intelligence.   He psychoanalyzed Dr. Manhattan, and devised a way to make him leave Earth. Even when Dr. Manhattan came back to fight him, he devised a room that used some type of energy similar to Dr. Manhattans to block his ability to see the future - and then ambushed him with the original machine that vaporized his human form.   Then, even when Dr. Manhattan came back as a giant fist coming through his ceiling, he convinced Dr. Manhattan that he was right, thus fullfilling his plan - and beating him. His methodology made logical sense, it wasn't simply plot device or whatever.  I could see Batman pulling something similar off against the Silver Surfer.   "
Except
1) Ozymandias had years to do what he did.
2) Surfer is not nearly as psychologically fragile as Manhattan. 
3) Surfer doesn't have a simple tachyon weakness Manhattan does.
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#58  Edited By Jezer
@AtPhantom said:
" @Jezer said:
" With one month prep, Batman could probably pull something off.  This reminds me of Watchmen: Dr. Manhattan vs Ozymandias. In fact, the battle is pretty much the same. While Dr. Manhattan had powerful, near omnipotent powers, the bad guy had tactical intelligence.   He psychoanalyzed Dr. Manhattan, and devised a way to make him leave Earth. Even when Dr. Manhattan came back to fight him, he devised a room that used some type of energy similar to Dr. Manhattans to block his ability to see the future - and then ambushed him with the original machine that vaporized his human form.   Then, even when Dr. Manhattan came back as a giant fist coming through his ceiling, he convinced Dr. Manhattan that he was right, thus fullfilling his plan - and beating him. His methodology made logical sense, it wasn't simply plot device or whatever.  I could see Batman pulling something similar off against the Silver Surfer.   "
Except 1) Ozymandias had years to do what he did. 2) Surfer is not nearly as psychologically fragile as Manhattan.  3) Surfer doesn't have a simple tachyon weakness Manhattan does. "

1. True. 
2. This claim is based on what? 
3. I wasn't indicating that he'd use the same exact thing, but he might do something similar. 
Either way, at no prior point did we hear that Dr. Manhattan had a weakness, correct? 
That means it was discovered. In the same sense, if anyone could discover a weakness in the Silver Surfer, it could be Batman.
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#59  Edited By Jezer

However, the main point of my post is that a tactical genius could possibly take down a cosmic level entity, though maybe not to the point of death, with planning and strategy. The specifics are inconsequential.

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#60  Edited By AtPhantom
@Jezer said:
"2. This claim is based on what?"
Uh, casual observation? It's pretty common knowledge that Manhattan is not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

" 3. I wasn't indicating that he'd use the same exact thing, but he might do something similar. Either way, at no prior point did we hear that Dr. Manhattan had a weakness, correct? That means it was discovered. In the same sense, if anyone could discover a weakness in the Silver Surfer, it could be Batman. "
I know you didn't imply he'd use the same thing. My point is that Surfer doesn't have any weakness of such caliber to be exploited, and unless a comic states otherwise, Batman isn't going to find a weakness to exploit.
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#61  Edited By Jezer
@AtPhantom said:
" @Jezer said:
"2. This claim is based on what?"
Uh, casual observation? It's pretty common knowledge that Manhattan is not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.

" 3. I wasn't indicating that he'd use the same exact thing, but he might do something similar. Either way, at no prior point did we hear that Dr. Manhattan had a weakness, correct? That means it was discovered. In the same sense, if anyone could discover a weakness in the Silver Surfer, it could be Batman. "
I know you didn't imply he'd use the same thing. My point is that Surfer doesn't have any weakness of such caliber to be exploited, and unless a comic states otherwise, Batman isn't going to find a weakness to exploit. "

I don't understand. The "sharpest knife" metaphor refers to intelligence. Intelligence and psychological fortitude aren't the same thing. 
So, if you're saying he's unintelligent, that doesn't mean that he's psychologically fragile. 
 
My point was that Dr. Manhattan didn't have that weakness, aformentioned, until it was used. Similarly, Silver Surfer doesn't have a weakness we know of.
You can't say Batman is definitely not going to find a weakness, just because it hasn't happened in comics.
It's possible Batman can discover one.
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#62  Edited By Sherlock
@Tmul501 said:
" @Sherlock said:
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Batman wins Via this "
What issue did this happen in? "
Im not sure if its even real i think its photoshopped
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#63  Edited By ComicStooge
@Fortanono: THAT JUST GAVE MY A HEART ATTACK! I NEARLY SHAT MY PANTS DUDE!
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#64  Edited By grimlock
@conformist21: HA HA HA HA yeah i like that. he should bail before he gets turned into a cosmic meatball
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#65  Edited By the darknessss

id really love to see bats win here cause he fights  everyone without super powers so respect,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BUT, ss might be just that step too far for him even with prep,he will defo need help from the big dc hitters,even then im not sure because they cant fight for him,just advise him,so ss wins imo.
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#66  Edited By kheranlord12

I will not be surpise if Batman find a way to drain Silver Surfer powers. He did reenigineer the boom tube which is one of the most advance technology in the universe.
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#67  Edited By Telcalipoca
@Sherlock said:
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Batman wins Via this "
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#68  Edited By ckal

Good god is this serious. I don't care if Batman got a hold of 100 nuclear bombs and some how hit Surfer with them all without killing himself, he couldn't even put a dent in Surfer. Batman loses in under a second. Something similar to this would happen:
 

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What the hell is prep worth if you have no hope of lasting more than 3 seconds against your enemy no matter what you  do or how long you have?
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#69  Edited By comics kid

 
 

batman just rips his arm off like that :)
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#70  Edited By MKF30

Batman with prep

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#71  Edited By Mercy_
@comics kid said:
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batman just rips his arm off like that :) "
That's WIS. That should have never happened. 
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#72  Edited By AlmightyBob

easy surfer
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#73  Edited By RudeBomberBoy01

LOl wtf is this crap?!

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#74  Edited By Dark Cloud™

No, not even prep can save Batman. The battle is a disgrace to both characters.

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#75  Edited By PikminMania
@Sherlock said:
@Tmul501 said:
" @Sherlock said:
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No Caption Provided
Batman wins Via this "
What issue did this happen in? "
Im not sure if its even real i think its photoshopped
It is most definitely real, I believe Green Lantern #8.
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#76  Edited By Petey_is_Spidey

Batman dosnt stand a chance. 

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#77  Edited By jojjimbo

Batman. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
dies a horrible death.

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#78  Edited By TheGoldenOne
SS
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#79  Edited By gavinification

Silver Surfer easily.

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#80  Edited By TheMightyAvenger
 
That's all I have to say. 
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#81  Edited By Billy Batson

Norrin... 

BB

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#82  Edited By nick_hero22

Batman spends about a few weeks upgrading his Insider Suit and adding a whole lot of new features. I don't know if Batman can beat him but it will be a very interesting fight.
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#83  Edited By EpitomeofCool

surfer..whats batman going to whip up..

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#84  Edited By katanalauncher

This is f**king stupid, Batman wouldn't beat Surfer with a thousand year prep.


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#85  Edited By gavinification
@katanalauncher: especially seeing as hed be dead before most of those years are up.
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#86  Edited By jojjimbo

No amount of prep will help Batman on this one, Silver Surfer wins easy.

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#87  Edited By Static Shock

Black Panther has prep for Silver Surfer and it worked, but it was just a fraction of the prep he had for Galactus. There was no telling how long it took him to put it together.

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#88  Edited By Static Shock
@katanalauncher said:

This is f**king stupid, Batman wouldn't beat Surfer with a thousand year prep.

No cursing. Remember that. 
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#89  Edited By Super_SoldierXII
@Sherlock said:


                    
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   Batman wins Via this

                   

               

Love it. Lol. Ya... give Bruce the ring on a loaner and this is one fight I'll have my popcorn onhand for.
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Batman wins via Fanboyism/Trolling.

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#91  Edited By Transmetal

Silver Surfer could turn batman into a duck...nuff said

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#92  Edited By buttersdaman000

Wow so Silver Surfer fanboyism is able to beat the entity that is Batman with prep?
Who knew.........
 
 
Oh and Batman wins

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#93  Edited By subzeroprime
@Transmetal: bahaha exactly, surfer puts batmans head on a curb, and smashes it with his board.  he boardstomps bats
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#94  Edited By Sherlock
@PikminMania said:
@Sherlock said:
@Tmul501 said:
" @Sherlock said:
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No Caption Provided
Batman wins Via this "
What issue did this happen in? "
Im not sure if its even real i think its photoshopped
It is most definitely real, I believe Green Lantern #8.
Dude you just replied to a year old post....not cool
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#95  Edited By PikminMania
@Sherlock: Sorry, didn't check to see when the original post was made....
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#96  Edited By Tmul501
@PikminMania said:
@Sherlock: Sorry, didn't check to see when the original post was made....
Hey, I appreciate the response.
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#97  Edited By Sherlock
@PikminMania said:
@Sherlock: Sorry, didn't check to see when the original post was made....
Its cool you actually told me something i didnt know.I hate it when people reply to post i made years ago just to agree with me and add nothing to the debate at all lol
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#98  Edited By joshmightbe

Batman dies in an eighth of a second and anyone claiming Batman can win is delusional 

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#99  Edited By Gambit802

Batman alone would get his ass cosmictised.!

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#100  Edited By subzeroprime

surfer would summon galactus and galactus would mess up all of batmans prep. LOL