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#1  Edited By bornstar

Batman has entered in marvel and the dark phoenix has destroyed the world. he has thor hammer, captain american shield and the silver surfer board and Magneto's Helmet. will he be able to defeat Jean grey (the darkphoenix)? he knows to use them like the original owner. he has prep.

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#2  Edited By Roddy010

Dark Phoenix destroys the Bat.....

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#3  Edited By Erik

Still DP. 

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#4  Edited By katanalauncher

Batman can't lift the hammer, doesn't know how to use the shield, and the surfer board and magneto's helmet won't help him from DP decomposing him into molecules.

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#5  Edited By HBKTimHBK

@katanalauncher said:

Batman can't lift the hammer, doesn't know how to use the shield, and the surfer board and magneto's helmet won't help him from DP decomposing him into molecules.

Reread the OP, Dark Phoenix still wins though

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#6  Edited By Erik
@katanalauncher said:

Batman can't lift the hammer, doesn't know how to use the shield, and the surfer board and magneto's helmet won't help him from DP decomposing him into molecules.

The OP states that he knows how to use the objects like the original owners. 
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#7  Edited By BatteredArmor

how much prep........just kidding jean curbstomps

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#8  Edited By HBKTimHBK

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how much prep........just kidding jean curbstomps

I disagree, because Batman is Godlike and can beat anyone with prep lol

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#9  Edited By duchess

Dark Phoenix stomps.

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#10  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

Batman fuses Thor's hammer's mystical abilities with the surfer's board..and...and makes a time portal YEAH! that's it! a time portal and goes back to win Jean was a baby, kidnaps her, raises her as his own thus making sure the Phoenix never bonds with her..and...and...um...yeah, he wins! BATMAN ALWAYS WINS!!!!! 
 
 

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#11  Edited By TheCheeseStabber

hmmm maybe barman thors hammer an the surfboard only give him a slight edge im 98% sure DP but 2% bats hmm..

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#12  Edited By TheBatman586

Depending on how much prep he has, Batman could win.

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#13  Edited By Erik

Jean. 

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#14  Edited By ThanosIsMad

Surfer's board is only for transportation, so it's not going to do much here. Caps shield won't do much, either, and the Phoenix Force>Mjolnir.

Batman doesn't even get a chance to attempt anything significant before he dies.

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wait does DP have any descernable weakness every shown in the comics

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#16  Edited By Joygirl

Depending on how much prep he gets he MIGHT be able to win. With just his gear, no. But I could see him using those items to make some kind of Phoenix-killing laser or something.

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#17  Edited By Void_Paladin

Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall posses the power of...Thor. I don't think it's unreasonable that Batgod with prep could think of something.

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if pheonix has any weakness at all even a tiny one anything from molecular to psychological, physical whatever anything at all then bats wins with the extra gear and prep

ohh you know what i just thought of emperor joker vs dark pheonix that would be cool

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#20  Edited By bornstar

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lol

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#21  Edited By bornstar

@Erik said:

Still DP.

batman with prep is remarkable

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#22  Edited By SexualLobster

@The Stegman: And you are why I hate batman fans..

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Jean wins without any level of difficulty.

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#23  Edited By sandiego008

Jean easy even with all those items.

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#24  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator
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@The Stegman: And you are why I hate batman fans..

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Jean wins without any level of difficulty.

um...you do realize i was joking right?
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#25  Edited By SexualLobster

@The Stegman: ah sorry dude, it's just you really can't tell on here sometimes..

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#26  Edited By Erik

@bornstar said:

@Erik said:

Still DP.

batman with prep is remarkable

I am sure you think so.

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#27  Edited By Magian

I don't really know how Batman could win this one.

PS. Would the Silver board grant him any powers? Unlike the movie, Surfer's powers are internal and not from the board or is it meant more as a transportation mean here?

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#28  Edited By FemmeFatale

she inhalets him

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#29  Edited By KDarkholme

I cant beleive this is even a battle. Jean obviously.

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#30  Edited By nefarious

Jean Grey ends his life effortlessly.

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#31  Edited By thanobomb1124

jean

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#32  Edited By Erik

Jean.

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#33  Edited By beatboks1

Batman could have a million years prep and still get his @$$ handed to him.

Jean for an easy win.

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#34  Edited By The Impersonator

Even if Jean Grey is a powerful mutant, Batman can still beat her.

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#35  Edited By Aero_gt

"Whatever! You guys don't know! Batman can beat that red haired devil chick without the tools stated in the op. He's Batman, you can't get any better than that, besides if a midget with metal claws can do it at the end of X-men 3 than the dark knight will do it with 20% more awesomeness. "

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#36  Edited By beatboks1

@Aero_gt said:

"Whatever! You guys don't know! Batman can beat that red haired devil chick without the tools stated in the op. He's Batman, you can't get any better than that, besides if a midget with metal claws can do it at the end of X-men 3 than the dark knight will do it with 20% more awesomeness. "

a) The Jean in Xmen movies is a fraction of the Jean in comics

b) that wasn't Dark Pheonix, which would be like Batman taking on the Spectre out of DOV

c) I don't care how much prep you have it's useless against someone who knows what your thinking as fast as you think it. Every bit of prep bat's has done will be null and void teh instant Jean sees him.

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#37  Edited By Aero_gt

@beatboks1 said:

@Aero_gt said:

"Whatever! You guys don't know! Batman can beat that red haired devil chick without the tools stated in the op. He's Batman, you can't get any better than that, besides if a midget with metal claws can do it at the end of X-men 3 than the dark knight will do it with 20% more awesomeness. "

a) The Jean in Xmen movies is a fraction of the Jean in comics

b) that wasn't Dark Pheonix, which would be like Batman taking on the Spectre out of DOV

c) I don't care how much prep you have it's useless against someone who knows what your thinking as fast as you think it. Every bit of prep bat's has done will be null and void teh instant Jean sees him.

And Circle takes the square. ^3^

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#38  Edited By nickthedevil

@beatboks1: let me help you with point numero tres.

She doesnt need to see him. he can be half way around the world, and she's sense what he's up to.

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#40  Edited By Saren

Jean can't handle the Bat-factor. Accept it and move on. You know it's true.

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This would actually be a freaking interesting what if arc. I clicked it because it seemed ridiculous, but what you provided the bat with makes an interesting premise. I would love to see mags' helmet painted with bat ears ;). One of the coolest threads I've seen.

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@bornstar said:

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lol

Consider this stolen.........

The battle would be more interesting if......ok it wouldn't make a difference in the battle, but wouldn't it be cool if Mageto's helmet could actually grant it's wearer Magneto's powers? And the Surfers board the Surfers cosmic abilities?

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#43  Edited By HBKTimHBK

Jean

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#44  Edited By rpgr

Straight fight? DP. Batman with prep? Batman and not the way you guys are thinking, he doesn't need all that stuff in the OP. We all know all DP wants is some lovin' and who better to give it to DP than the one guy that pretty can seduce any female in any reality, cosmic and beyond? His prep? Dinner, dancing, intergalactic romance cruise.

Next thing you know DP is all like "Brucy baby, what should we do for our honeymoon?"

So yeah, Bats wins. The sad part of this whole write-up is, you know that this is exactly how it plays out.

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#45  Edited By thanobomb1124
@Aero_gt

"Whatever! You guys don't know! Batman can beat that red haired devil chick without the tools stated in the op. He's Batman, you can't get any better than that, besides if a midget with metal claws can do it at the end of X-men 3 than the dark knight will do it with 20% more awesomeness. "

LOL
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#46  Edited By Killemall

@thanobomb1124 said:

@Aero_gt

"Whatever! You guys don't know! Batman can beat that red haired devil chick without the tools stated in the op. He's Batman, you can't get any better than that, besides if a midget with metal claws can do it at the end of X-men 3 than the dark knight will do it with 20% more awesomeness. "

LOL

hahahhaah no comments on this one, its true :p

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#47  Edited By Stronger

@Erik said:

Jean.
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#48  Edited By babylinkz

with prep batman wiiiiiii-----naw cant do it he still loses, hes not gonna be able to prep to fight an entity with no known weakness

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#49  Edited By nefarious

Jean Grey stomps his butt.

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#50  Edited By sa5m

The Jean Grey =)