Batman has entered in marvel and the dark phoenix has destroyed the world. he has thor hammer, captain american shield and the silver surfer board and Magneto's Helmet. will he be able to defeat Jean grey (the darkphoenix)? he knows to use them like the original owner. he has prep.
batman vs Jean grey
Batman can't lift the hammer, doesn't know how to use the shield, and the surfer board and magneto's helmet won't help him from DP decomposing him into molecules.
Batman fuses Thor's hammer's mystical abilities with the surfer's board..and...and makes a time portal YEAH! that's it! a time portal and goes back to win Jean was a baby, kidnaps her, raises her as his own thus making sure the Phoenix never bonds with her..and...and...um...yeah, he wins! BATMAN ALWAYS WINS!!!!!
hmmm maybe barman thors hammer an the surfboard only give him a slight edge im 98% sure DP but 2% bats hmm..
Surfer's board is only for transportation, so it's not going to do much here. Caps shield won't do much, either, and the Phoenix Force>Mjolnir.
Batman doesn't even get a chance to attempt anything significant before he dies.
Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall posses the power of...Thor. I don't think it's unreasonable that Batgod with prep could think of something.
if pheonix has any weakness at all even a tiny one anything from molecular to psychological, physical whatever anything at all then bats wins with the extra gear and prep
ohh you know what i just thought of emperor joker vs dark pheonix that would be cool
@The Stegman: And you are why I hate batman fans..
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Jean wins without any level of difficulty.
um...you do realize i was joking right?
@The Stegman: And you are why I hate batman fans..
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Jean wins without any level of difficulty.
"Whatever! You guys don't know! Batman can beat that red haired devil chick without the tools stated in the op. He's Batman, you can't get any better than that, besides if a midget with metal claws can do it at the end of X-men 3 than the dark knight will do it with 20% more awesomeness. "
@Aero_gt said:
"Whatever! You guys don't know! Batman can beat that red haired devil chick without the tools stated in the op. He's Batman, you can't get any better than that, besides if a midget with metal claws can do it at the end of X-men 3 than the dark knight will do it with 20% more awesomeness. "
a) The Jean in Xmen movies is a fraction of the Jean in comics
b) that wasn't Dark Pheonix, which would be like Batman taking on the Spectre out of DOV
c) I don't care how much prep you have it's useless against someone who knows what your thinking as fast as you think it. Every bit of prep bat's has done will be null and void teh instant Jean sees him.
@beatboks1 said:
@Aero_gt said:
"Whatever! You guys don't know! Batman can beat that red haired devil chick without the tools stated in the op. He's Batman, you can't get any better than that, besides if a midget with metal claws can do it at the end of X-men 3 than the dark knight will do it with 20% more awesomeness. "
a) The Jean in Xmen movies is a fraction of the Jean in comics
b) that wasn't Dark Pheonix, which would be like Batman taking on the Spectre out of DOV
c) I don't care how much prep you have it's useless against someone who knows what your thinking as fast as you think it. Every bit of prep bat's has done will be null and void teh instant Jean sees him.
And Circle takes the square. ^3^
@beatboks1: let me help you with point numero tres.
She doesnt need to see him. he can be half way around the world, and she's sense what he's up to.
This would actually be a freaking interesting what if arc. I clicked it because it seemed ridiculous, but what you provided the bat with makes an interesting premise. I would love to see mags' helmet painted with bat ears ;). One of the coolest threads I've seen.
@bornstar said:
@Void_Paladin said:
lol
Consider this stolen.........
The battle would be more interesting if......ok it wouldn't make a difference in the battle, but wouldn't it be cool if Mageto's helmet could actually grant it's wearer Magneto's powers? And the Surfers board the Surfers cosmic abilities?
Straight fight? DP. Batman with prep? Batman and not the way you guys are thinking, he doesn't need all that stuff in the OP. We all know all DP wants is some lovin' and who better to give it to DP than the one guy that pretty can seduce any female in any reality, cosmic and beyond? His prep? Dinner, dancing, intergalactic romance cruise.
Next thing you know DP is all like "Brucy baby, what should we do for our honeymoon?"
So yeah, Bats wins. The sad part of this whole write-up is, you know that this is exactly how it plays out.
LOL"Whatever! You guys don't know! Batman can beat that red haired devil chick without the tools stated in the op. He's Batman, you can't get any better than that, besides if a midget with metal claws can do it at the end of X-men 3 than the dark knight will do it with 20% more awesomeness. "
@thanobomb1124 said:
@Aero_gtLOL"Whatever! You guys don't know! Batman can beat that red haired devil chick without the tools stated in the op. He's Batman, you can't get any better than that, besides if a midget with metal claws can do it at the end of X-men 3 than the dark knight will do it with 20% more awesomeness. "
hahahhaah no comments on this one, its true :p
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