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Batman.

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#52  Edited By TheCerealKillz

I thought this was Batman vs Jews.....

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#53  Edited By Super_SoldierXII

Only way Batman wins is if he times things just so, let's himself get swallowed (whole, cuz it's a damn big shark and hey, it could happen!) then uses the batarang to cut himself out from the inside.

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#54  Edited By Shadow_Thief

@Blood_guts: I think that is the picture you see when you look up the word "awesome" in the dictionary.

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#55  Edited By MrDirector786

@TheCerealKillz said:

I thought this was Batman vs Jews.....

lol

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#56  Edited By DarthRahl90

@Sydpart2 said:

Batman gets a smoke pellet...yeah, that's gonna suck for jaws. That big open mouth might as well be a giant bullseye. Smoke pellet goes inside of his mouth and releases, thing chokes and dies.

This. Seriously Batman has been in worse situations and has survived them, Jaws doesn't stand a chance.

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#57  Edited By alcoholbob

Batman could fashion a weapon out of his beard stubble.

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#58  Edited By Super_SoldierXII

@DarthRahl90 said:

@Sydpart2 said:

Batman gets a smoke pellet...yeah, that's gonna suck for jaws. That big open mouth might as well be a giant bullseye. Smoke pellet goes inside of his mouth and releases, thing chokes and dies.

This. Seriously Batman has been in worse situations and has survived them, Jaws doesn't stand a chance.

This thread's been edited by the OP though. It first started out that Batman had nothing save ONE batarang...

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#59  Edited By I'maDC/ImageGuy!
This will likely happen to Jaws.
This will likely happen to Jaws.
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#60  Edited By DarthRahl90

@Super_SoldierXII: I know. Doesn't make me wrong.

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#61  Edited By entropy_aegis

@Transmetal said:

@lagoon_boy: You do realize humans cannot move fast in or underwater. I am a scuba diver and this is fact. Batman may give Jaws a couple of battle scars from the knife and batarang, but he is getting eaten here

Batman has something attached to his boots which allowed him to escape Superman underwater,very briefly but still.

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#62  Edited By Super_SoldierXII
@entropy_aegis said:

@Transmetal said:

@lagoon_boy: You do realize humans cannot move fast in or underwater. I am a scuba diver and this is fact. Batman may give Jaws a couple of battle scars from the knife and batarang, but he is getting eaten here

Batman has something attached to his boots which allowed him to escape Superman underwater,very briefly but still.


Moving and maneuvering are two different things though.  
 
However, if he can avoid Superman with said 'boots' then he can avoid Jaws. (Are these features standard gear for Bats? The OP did not make mention of this particular utility)
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#63  Edited By entropy_aegis

@Super_SoldierXII said:

@entropy_aegis said:

@Transmetal said:

@lagoon_boy: You do realize humans cannot move fast in or underwater. I am a scuba diver and this is fact. Batman may give Jaws a couple of battle scars from the knife and batarang, but he is getting eaten here

Batman has something attached to his boots which allowed him to escape Superman underwater,very briefly but still.

Moving and maneuvering are two different things though. However, if he can avoid Superman with said 'boots' then he can avoid Jaws. (Are these features standard gear for Bats? The OP did not make mention of this particular utility)

Yes it's standard gear.

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#64  Edited By Edgeworth_11

How much standard gear does Batman have? lol
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@Edgeworth_11: @TheCheeseStabber: Because that picture in the OP is "Shark" not Jaws. Shark would tear batman apart even with his utility belt.

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#67  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator
@Edgeworth_11 said:

 
 


 
 

Batman is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. He lost his utility belt. But he has a batarang, combat knife, smoke pellets, one bat-bomb, and grampling-hook.

. He sees Jaws coming from 50 feet away.


That's not "Jaws" from the movie.  That's a Green Lantern villain.  Batman stands no chance against that character.
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#68  Edited By OptimusPalm

And there's me thinking this is Batman VS Jaws (the James Bond villain).

 

Dissapointing!

 


 

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#69  Edited By entropy_aegis

@k4tzm4n said:

@Edgeworth_11 said:
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Batman is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. He lost his utility belt. But he has a batarang, combat knife, smoke pellets, one bat-bomb, and grampling-hook.

. He sees Jaws coming from 50 feet away.

That's not "Jaws" from the movie. That's a Green Lantern villain. Batman stands no chance against that character.

The GL one or the movie one?

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#70  Edited By entropy_aegis

@CapitolPunishment said:

@Edgeworth_11: @TheCheeseStabber: Because that picture in the OP is "Shark" not Jaws. Shark would tear batman apart even with his utility belt.

Oh please,sharks are fodder in comics.

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#71  Edited By Saren

Bat shark repellent. With 4 pages already in this thread I'm sure someone has already suggested this, but it's all this battle comes down to.

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#72  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator
@entropy_aegis
The GL one.  Batman stands no chance against that.  Movie Jaws he can take down, imho.
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LOL @this. Can't normal sharks swim up to 50 feet per second? So, it basically comes down to Batman's reaction speed in the water.
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@entropy_aegis: "Shark" the GL villain is not a regular shark or even jaws level. It had minor TP and the durability to take Hal's lantern detonating in its mouth. He would rape bats without tons of prep.

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#75  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator
@Jake Fury
Real world logic goes out the window in comic books/movies.  I don't recall Jaws traveling at such a speed most of the time in the movie, and Batman...Well, he's the goddamn Batman, be it land or water, he's an agile SOB. lol
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#76  Edited By entropy_aegis

@CapitolPunishment said:

@entropy_aegis: "Shark" the GL villain is not a regular shark or even jaws level. It had minor TP and the durability to take Hal's lantern detonating in its mouth. He would rape bats without tons of prep.

I agree on the GL villian,i thought you were referring to a normal shark.

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#77  Edited By entropy_aegis

@k4tzm4n said:

@entropy_aegis: The GL one. Batman stands no chance against that. Movie Jaws he can take down, imho.

Resists the urge to make a Shark vs King Shark thread.

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@entropy_aegis: Fair enough, any other shark including jaws would be killed by Bats in this scenario.

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#79  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator
@entropy_aegis said:

@k4tzm4n said:

@entropy_aegis: The GL one. Batman stands no chance against that. Movie Jaws he can take down, imho.

Resists the urge to make a Shark vs King Shark thread.


My knowledge of KS is limited to S6, and apparently he was majorly downplayed there. 
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#80  Edited By Billy Batson

Que the Adam West.
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#81  Edited By entropy_aegis
@k4tzm4n said:
@entropy_aegis said:

@k4tzm4n said:

@entropy_aegis: The GL one. Batman stands no chance against that. Movie Jaws he can take down, imho.

Resists the urge to make a Shark vs King Shark thread.

My knowledge of KS is limited to S6, and apparently he was majorly downplayed there. 
Yeah but atleast he was entertaining,more than that annoyance called Ragdoll.
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