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#1 Posted by Dark Noldor (547 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman (the Miller's Dark Knight) will face Bruce Banner (Hulk smart and stronger - after Samson's treatment).
In the Bat-cave (first scene)
With the help of: B - Superman, Green Arrow (he has kryptonite arrows) and Flash
                              H - Thor, Yellow Jacket and She-Hulk.

#2 Posted by Silver2467 (16527 posts) - - Show Bio

SuperMan or Flash can solo. Supes takes out all of them fast and then proceeds to fight Thor. After a very hard fight, SuperMan defeats Thor. Flash steals all their speed, makes them statues, and then IMP's them.     

#3 Posted by Master Shake (72 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't call this one, it seems pretty even to me. It could go either way.

#4 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman will always kick the Hulks ass.

BATMAN Stomps.

#5 Posted by jobbernos (1420 posts) - - Show Bio

batman no questions asked

#6 Edited by Wolfrazer (6396 posts) - - Show Bio
@Batman1234 said:

Batman will always kick the Hulks ass.

BATMAN Stomps.

You know that is PIS right? That kick should have broken Batman's leg.  
 
But anyway with Supes and Flash, Batman wins this anyway.
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#7 Posted by The_Roman (3297 posts) - - Show Bio

One question. Why does Green Arrow have Kryptonite arrows?

#8 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234 said:

Batman will always kick the Hulks ass.

BATMAN Stomps.

That was a popularity thing apparently. The only reason Batman won was because people voted for him to win. Even then, it isn't canon.

#9 Edited by Hksaru (463 posts) - - Show Bio

@Wolfrazer said:

@Batman1234 said:

Batman will always kick the Hulks ass.

BATMAN Stomps.

You know that is PIS right? That kick should have broken Batman's leg. But anyway with Supes and Flash, Batman wins this anyway.

I dunno about that. A kick from Batman like that would probably a few times harder than any punches say, Spider-man can deal, though I'm sure Spider-man can deal more impressive kicks. Also Batman is wearing armor so I'm sure nothing would be breaking so easily.

#10 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

Batman will always kick the Hulks ass.

BATMAN Stomps.

That was a popularity thing apparently. The only reason Batman won was because people voted for him to win. Even then, it isn't canon.

I don't see anybody in that scan cheerleading for Batman to win. I dont see " BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN " It's just Batman and Hulk fighting h2h and Batman kicked the Hulks green ass!!!!!!!!!

Oh I forgot its CV, it's all about whats canon and not canon, well it is canon since the comic scan is real.

#11 Posted by brick909 (130 posts) - - Show Bio

hulk ftw

#12 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

Batman will always kick the Hulks ass.

BATMAN Stomps.

That was a popularity thing apparently. The only reason Batman won was because people voted for him to win. Even then, it isn't canon.

I don't see anybody in that scan cheerleading for Batman to win. I dont see " BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN " It's just Batman and Hulk fighting h2h and Batman kicked the Hulks green ass!!!!!!!!!

Oh I forgot its CV, it's all about whats canon and not canon, well it is canon since the comic scan is real.

They did a vote beforehand to see who would win. It is not canon and that is flawed logic.

#13 Posted by Sethlol (1296 posts) - - Show Bio

@Silver2467 said:

SuperMan or Flash can solo. Supes takes out all of them fast and then proceeds to fight Thor. After a very hard fight, SuperMan defeats Thor. Flash steals all their speed, makes them statues, and then IMP's them.
#14 Posted by laflux (15131 posts) - - Show Bio

@Hksaru said:

@Wolfrazer said:

@Batman1234 said:

Batman will always kick the Hulks ass.

BATMAN Stomps.

You know that is PIS right? That kick should have broken Batman's leg. But anyway with Supes and Flash, Batman wins this anyway.

I dunno about that. A kick from Batman like that would probably a few times harder than any punches say, Spider-man can deal, though I'm sure Spider-man can deal more impressive kicks. Also Batman is wearing armor so I'm sure nothing would be breaking so easily.

Oh Rly.

#15 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

Batman will always kick the Hulks ass.

BATMAN Stomps.

That was a popularity thing apparently. The only reason Batman won was because people voted for him to win. Even then, it isn't canon.

I don't see anybody in that scan cheerleading for Batman to win. I dont see " BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN " It's just Batman and Hulk fighting h2h and Batman kicked the Hulks green ass!!!!!!!!!

Oh I forgot its CV, it's all about whats canon and not canon, well it is canon since the comic scan is real.

They did a vote beforehand to see who would win. It is not canon and that is flawed logic.

It is canon since the scan exist and it happened. If you were debating this in real life would you use the word " canon or non canon " to the person in real life when Canon is just a word kids use on CV?

Anyways Batman wins this.

#16 Posted by God_Spawn (37595 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234: It's not canon.

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#17 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

@Batman1234: It's not canon.

If it was non canon then the scan wouldnt exist and I wouldnt have it. Batmans taken out Superman, Predator, Clayface...etc.... He whoops the Hulk.

#18 Posted by GhostRider2 (3279 posts) - - Show Bio
#19 Posted by God_Spawn (37595 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234: Nope, not canon.

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#20 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

@Batman1234: Nope, not canon.

If that were true, I wouldnt own the comic.

#21 Posted by God_Spawn (37595 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234: The learn the definition of canon in comics first.

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#22 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

@Batman1234: The learn the definition of canon in comics first.

I know what canon and not canon means.

Since you havent given me any scans of Hulk beating Batman than Hulk beating Batman is non canon since it never happened. Since I gave you proof that Batmans beaten Hulk. Its " CANON "

#23 Posted by God_Spawn (37595 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234:

@god_spawn said:

@Batman1234: The learn the definition of canon in comics first.

And learn the battle forums then too.

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#24 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: How come when I debate this stuff with my friends in real life none of them use the word " Canon " its only on this site? I find that funny.

#25 Edited by Asagod (292 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234 said:

@god_spawn: How come when I debate this stuff with my friends in real life none of them use the word " Canon " its only on this site? I find that funny.

This is not funny.

@GhostRider2 said:

That's funny.

#26 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@Asagod said:

@GhostRider2 said:

That's funny.

No that is not funny, thats trash. Thats why I wont ever watch that again.

#27 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

Batman will always kick the Hulks ass.

BATMAN Stomps.

That was a popularity thing apparently. The only reason Batman won was because people voted for him to win. Even then, it isn't canon.

I don't see anybody in that scan cheerleading for Batman to win. I dont see " BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN " It's just Batman and Hulk fighting h2h and Batman kicked the Hulks green ass!!!!!!!!!

Oh I forgot its CV, it's all about whats canon and not canon, well it is canon since the comic scan is real.

They did a vote beforehand to see who would win. It is not canon and that is flawed logic.

It is canon since the scan exist and it happened. If you were debating this in real life would you use the word " canon or non canon " to the person in real life when Canon is just a word kids use on CV?

Anyways Batman wins this.

#28 Posted by Asagod (292 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234 said:

@Asagod said:

@GhostRider2 said:

That's funny.

No that is not funny, thats trash. Thats why I wont ever watch that again.

I watched twice and I still think it's funny.

#29 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@Asagod said:

@Batman1234 said:

@Asagod said:

@GhostRider2 said:

That's funny.

No that is not funny, thats trash. Thats why I wont ever watch that again.

I watched twice and I still think it's funny.

I think Batman beating Hulk in an actual comics more realistic and funny too.... It's like David vs Goliath. David/the Smaller guy wins.

Batman would beat the Hulk easily. esepecially since Bats can lift 1000 Pounds.

#30 Posted by Reignmaker (2235 posts) - - Show Bio

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

They did a vote beforehand to see who would win. It is not canon and that is flawed logic.

Surely we message board elitists (with our mastery of comic-book physics) understand more than the hundreds (if not thousands) of rabble who voted for this. Amirite?

BATMAN ALWAYS WINS, NOOB! HUE HUE HUE!
#31 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234 said:

I think Batman beating Hulk in an actual comics more realistic and funny too.... It's like David vs Goliath. David/the Smaller guy wins.

Batman would beat the Hulk easily. esepecially since Bats can lift 1000 Pounds.

Do you even know who the Hulk is?

#32 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2796 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman is never beating hulk in a fight,,,,superman will win this fight for him,,,,like always superman saves the day

#33 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

I think Batman beating Hulk in an actual comics more realistic and funny too.... It's like David vs Goliath. David/the Smaller guy wins.

Batman would beat the Hulk easily. esepecially since Bats can lift 1000 Pounds.

Do you even know who the Hulk is?

I do. Do you know who Batman is?

#34 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

I think Batman beating Hulk in an actual comics more realistic and funny too.... It's like David vs Goliath. David/the Smaller guy wins.

Batman would beat the Hulk easily. esepecially since Bats can lift 1000 Pounds.

Do you even know who the Hulk is?

I do. Do you know who Batman is?

A peak human, rich genius. Hulk is able to lift 100 tons at base strength and he gets stronger with rage. He emits radiation constantly, has super speed and has defeated gods.

#35 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2796 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman1234 ...your obviously trolling,,,you think that batman lifting 1000 pounds will help against a guy who lifts over 100 tons...that silly batman crossover is completely non canon..hulks durability is too much for bats,,the hulk has been hit with a nuke,you honestly think a kick from a mere man would do anything? Someone who thinks a kick from batman is stronger than Spider-Man is honestly trolling or deluding himself

#36 Posted by Asagod (292 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234:

#37 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bane_of_sith said:

Batman is never beating hulk in a fight,,,,superman will win this fight for him,,,,like always superman saves the day

LMAO Thats why Batmans also kicked Supermans ass in the comics before too.

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

I think Batman beating Hulk in an actual comics more realistic and funny too.... It's like David vs Goliath. David/the Smaller guy wins.

Batman would beat the Hulk easily. esepecially since Bats can lift 1000 Pounds.

Do you even know who the Hulk is?

I do. Do you know who Batman is?

A peak human, rich genius. Hulk is able to lift 100 tons at base strength and he gets stronger with rage. He emits radiation constantly, has super speed and has defeated gods.

I'm not saying Batman can lift as much as Hulk, I'm saying based on Batmans durability, he should be able to hurt hulk since Hulks still flesh and Bones.

Batman

Beat Superman

Beat Hulk

Beat Clayface

Beat Cyborg Superman

Beat Predator

etc

Batmans dealt with bigger problems before and won. Hulk will not beat Batman. He's tried and Hulk failed. Batman gets out the smoke bomb and sucker kicks Hulk in the solar plex and knocks the wind out of him.

Batman Stomps.

#38 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2796 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman never beat hulk,,,just like Muhammad Ali never beat superman...learn the difference between real comics and non canon...crossovers are not canon. If you think a kick to the chest is taking out hulk your not only a troll but a stupid one at that

#39 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

I think Batman beating Hulk in an actual comics more realistic and funny too.... It's like David vs Goliath. David/the Smaller guy wins.

Batman would beat the Hulk easily. esepecially since Bats can lift 1000 Pounds.

Do you even know who the Hulk is?

I do. Do you know who Batman is?

A peak human, rich genius. Hulk is able to lift 100 tons at base strength and he gets stronger with rage. He emits radiation constantly, has super speed and has defeated gods.

I'm not saying Batman can lift as much as Hulk, I'm saying based on Batmans durability, he should be able to hurt hulk since Hulks still flesh and Bones.

Batman

Beat Superman

Beat Hulk

Beat Clayface

Beat Cyborg Superman

Beat Predator

etc

Batmans dealt with bigger problems before and won. Hulk will not beat Batman. He's tried and Hulk failed. Batman gets out the smoke bomb and sucker kicks Hulk in the solar plex and knocks the wind out of him.

Batman Stomps.

Batman didn't beat Superman in a way that would allow him to defeat Hulk

As I said before, that fight was not canon.

Hulk has tanked nukes and blasts from Galactus, a kick to the solar plexus is doing nothing.

#40 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@Bane_of_sith

said:

Batman1234 ...your obviously trolling,,,you think that batman lifting 1000 pounds will help against a guy who lifts over 100 tons...that silly batman crossover is completely non canon..hulks durability is too much for bats,,the hulk has been hit with a nuke,you honestly think a kick from a mere man would do anything? Someone who thinks a kick from batman is stronger than Spider-Man is honestly trolling or deluding himself

Now lets see a scan of Hulk beating Batman? Oh nm we wont because they dont exist so its non canon.

However their is a scan of Batman beating Hulk, thats the way it is, thats the way its always gonna be.

Batman Stomps.

#41 Posted by Reignmaker (2235 posts) - - Show Bio

Hulk repellent!

#42 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2796 posts) - - Show Bio

Do you know what canon means? I stand by my statement you are not only a troll but a stupid one....did you see the comic where Muhammad Ali beat superman? That's called non-canon because its not a part of the real timeline,,it's like a what if comic..understand? Probably not but I'm not surprised,,go back under your bridge troll

#43 Edited by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@guttridgeb

said:

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

I think Batman beating Hulk in an actual comics more realistic and funny too.... It's like David vs Goliath. David/the Smaller guy wins.

Batman would beat the Hulk easily. esepecially since Bats can lift 1000 Pounds.

Do you even know who the Hulk is?

I do. Do you know who Batman is?

A peak human, rich genius. Hulk is able to lift 100 tons at base strength and he gets stronger with rage. He emits radiation constantly, has super speed and has defeated gods.

I'm not saying Batman can lift as much as Hulk, I'm saying based on Batmans durability, he should be able to hurt hulk since Hulks still flesh and Bones.

Batman

Beat Superman

Beat Hulk

Beat Clayface

Beat Cyborg Superman

Beat Predator

etc

Batmans dealt with bigger problems before and won. Hulk will not beat Batman. He's tried and Hulk failed. Batman gets out the smoke bomb and sucker kicks Hulk in the solar plex and knocks the wind out of him.

Batman Stomps.

Batman didn't beat Superman in a way that would allow him to defeat Hulk

As I said before, that fight was not canon.

Hulk has tanked nukes and blasts from Galactus, a kick to the solar plexus is doing nothing.

Again with the canon argument is all you got.

You gotta understand, Batman can research any characters weakness and use it against em.

Batman wins. All the time.

#44 Edited by Asagod (292 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234 said:

@Bane_of_sith

said:

Batman1234 ...your obviously trolling,,,you think that batman lifting 1000 pounds will help against a guy who lifts over 100 tons...that silly batman crossover is completely non canon..hulks durability is too much for bats,,the hulk has been hit with a nuke,you honestly think a kick from a mere man would do anything? Someone who thinks a kick from batman is stronger than Spider-Man is honestly trolling or deluding himself

Now lets see a scan of Hulk beating Batman? Oh nm we wont because they dont exist so its non canon.

However their is a scan of Batman beating Hulk, thats the way it is, thats the way its always gonna be.

Batman Stomps.

How old are you? 6 years old?

#45 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@Asagod said:

@Batman1234 said:

@Bane_of_sith

said:

Batman1234 ...your obviously trolling,,,you think that batman lifting 1000 pounds will help against a guy who lifts over 100 tons...that silly batman crossover is completely non canon..hulks durability is too much for bats,,the hulk has been hit with a nuke,you honestly think a kick from a mere man would do anything? Someone who thinks a kick from batman is stronger than Spider-Man is honestly trolling or deluding himself

Now lets see a scan of Hulk beating Batman? Oh nm we wont because they dont exist so its non canon.

However their is a scan of Batman beating Hulk, thats the way it is, thats the way its always gonna be.

Batman Stomps.

How old are you? 6 year old?

No, I'm 10 years old. Do 6 years olds just read comics?

#46 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb

said:

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

I think Batman beating Hulk in an actual comics more realistic and funny too.... It's like David vs Goliath. David/the Smaller guy wins.

Batman would beat the Hulk easily. esepecially since Bats can lift 1000 Pounds.

Do you even know who the Hulk is?

I do. Do you know who Batman is?

A peak human, rich genius. Hulk is able to lift 100 tons at base strength and he gets stronger with rage. He emits radiation constantly, has super speed and has defeated gods.

I'm not saying Batman can lift as much as Hulk, I'm saying based on Batmans durability, he should be able to hurt hulk since Hulks still flesh and Bones.

Batman

Beat Superman

Beat Hulk

Beat Clayface

Beat Cyborg Superman

Beat Predator

etc

Batmans dealt with bigger problems before and won. Hulk will not beat Batman. He's tried and Hulk failed. Batman gets out the smoke bomb and sucker kicks Hulk in the solar plex and knocks the wind out of him.

Batman Stomps.

Batman didn't beat Superman in a way that would allow him to defeat Hulk

As I said before, that fight was not canon.

Hulk has tanked nukes and blasts from Galactus, a kick to the solar plexus is doing nothing.

Again with the canon argument is all you got.

You gotta understand, Batman can research any characters weakness and use it against em.

Batman wins. All the time.

Hulk's only real weakness is his lack of fighting skills when fighting people as strong as he is. Batman is never going to be strong enough to beat Hulk in hand to hand.

I'm ignoring your statements to do with the Hulk vs Batman fight from here on in as they are completely ridiculous.

#47 Posted by Bane_of_sith (2796 posts) - - Show Bio

It's kid thinks batman could beat goku,,he's a troll and not very intelligent...especially if he thinks a kick is gonna take out the hulk...batman1234 just shut up and stop trolling

#48 Posted by Batman1234 (55 posts) - - Show Bio

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb

said:

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

@guttridgeb said:

@Batman1234 said:

I think Batman beating Hulk in an actual comics more realistic and funny too.... It's like David vs Goliath. David/the Smaller guy wins.

Batman would beat the Hulk easily. esepecially since Bats can lift 1000 Pounds.

Do you even know who the Hulk is?

I do. Do you know who Batman is?

A peak human, rich genius. Hulk is able to lift 100 tons at base strength and he gets stronger with rage. He emits radiation constantly, has super speed and has defeated gods.

I'm not saying Batman can lift as much as Hulk, I'm saying based on Batmans durability, he should be able to hurt hulk since Hulks still flesh and Bones.

Batman

Beat Superman

Beat Hulk

Beat Clayface

Beat Cyborg Superman

Beat Predator

etc

Batmans dealt with bigger problems before and won. Hulk will not beat Batman. He's tried and Hulk failed. Batman gets out the smoke bomb and sucker kicks Hulk in the solar plex and knocks the wind out of him.

Batman Stomps.

Batman didn't beat Superman in a way that would allow him to defeat Hulk

As I said before, that fight was not canon.

Hulk has tanked nukes and blasts from Galactus, a kick to the solar plexus is doing nothing.

Again with the canon argument is all you got.

You gotta understand, Batman can research any characters weakness and use it against em.

Batman wins. All the time.

Hulk's only real weakness is his lack of fighting skills when fighting people as strong as he is. Batman is never going to be strong enough to beat Hulk in hand to hand.

I'm ignoring your statements to do with the Hulk vs Batman fight from here on in as they are completely ridiculous.

If it wasnt for that comic scan then I would agree h2h Hulk would win, but since I've seen for myself that Batman could kick the Hulks ass H2H and its been proven to you ( which you need to take into consideration. ) then Batman wins with or without prep and with prep, Hulk is toast. Batman would murder him.

#49 Posted by FiguredOut95 (379 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Roman said:

One question. Why does Green Arrow have Kryptonite arrows?

#50 Posted by Reignmaker (2235 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman1234 said:

No, I'm 10 years old. Do 6 years olds just read comics?

If he's really 10, I find it hilarious how much you guys are letting him get to you.