A series of 20 battles each with different conditions.
Location: Apocalypse (Unless stated otherwise).
VS.
Battle 1: Morals on.
Battle 2: Both bloodlusted
Battle 3: Morals on AND Batman gets 5 minutes prep.
Battle 4: Batman gets Robin and Galactus gets Silver Surfer (All bloodlusted)
Battle 5: Morals on and Galactus gets Eddie Murphy. (Eddie Murphy is bloodlusted)
Battle 6: Morals on and the battle takes place on the moon, Galactus gets an astronaut suit but Batman does not.
Battle 7: Batman gets 1 day prep and at the beginning of the day is bitten by a radioactive spider. (Morals on)
Battle 8: Both bloodlusted. 500 Ostriches swarm the battlefield. (Morals on for the ostriches)
Battle 9: Galactus gets any amount of prep he feels he needs (Morals on)
Battle 10: Bloodlusted, Batman gets injected with titan.
Battle 11: Galactus is forced to wear boxing gloves, his punches will do half as much damage. (Bloodlusted)
Battle 12: Bloodlusted and Galactus becomes allergic to kryptonite.
Battle 13: Bloodlusted and Batman dresses like a clown.
Battle 14: Galactus gets Silver Surfer (Who is dressed like a clown, bloodlusted)
Battle 15: Random encounter in Mary Jane Watson's bedroom. (Bloodlusted)
Battle 16: "Party hard" by Andrew W.K. is playing throughout the fight. (Morals off)
Battle 17: Both combatents abandon the fight and decide to settle their differences in a pimping contest, who can slap the most b!tches?
Battle 18: Batman starts the fight dead.
Battle 19: Galactus starts the fight with a phone with the Justice League, Avengers, Fantastic Four, X-Men, Thor, Sentry, Hulk, every single one of his heralds, every combatent from Super Smash Brothers and Spawn on speed dial. (Bats and Galactus, plus whoever he calls is bloodlusted)
Battle 20: Galactus is replaced with an identically sized cardboard cut-out, will Batman be fooled? (Bloodlusted)
Win by Death, Submission, BFR or TKO.
PIS is allowed and encouraged.
Who comes out on top?
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