Batman vs. Deadpool

batpool says:

"Deadpool Can't die.
Batman can.
Batman eventually is killed and Tim Drake or who the hell ever takes on the mantle of the bat."

batpool says:

"Deadpool Can't die.
Batman can.
Batman eventually is killed and Tim Drake or who the hell ever takes on the mantle of the bat. "

Your name is Batpool yet you know nothing about Batman.

Okay, So, how many times has Deathstroke beat the crap out of Batman? I really don't know, but I'm willing to wait for others to get on and reply.

batpool says:

"I kinda fell out of the loop after Knightfall. I don't really keep up with DC much anymore."

Anyway I already killed this thread with logic so unless you have some proof Batman doesn't win..I'm done.

batpool says:

"batpool says:

"Deadpool Can't die.
Batman can.
Batman eventually is killed and Tim Drake or who the hell ever takes on the mantle of the bat. "

"

That's not proof.Saying Deadpool can't die means nothing.Debates on the vine are decided by who is immobilized.Batman could immobilze him because as I said before weaker fighters have done it.

Deadpool is a blatant knockoff of Deathstroke. I think they are considered equals.
*Superman/Batman Annual #1

batpool says:

"Deadpool is a blatant knockoff of Deathstroke. I think they are considered equals.
*Superman/Batman Annual #1"

Deathstroke is stronger,faster,and a better fighter than Daredevil.If you don't believe me look it up.Look at several sources,you will get the same info.

batpool says:

"Okay, So, how many times has Deathstroke beat the crap out of Batman? I really don't know, but I'm willing to wait for others to get on and reply."

That doesn't matter,Deadpool can't beat him either.

What the hell does Daredevil have to do with anything? Marvel made Deadpool as a parody of Deathstroke. He evolved into his own character. Deadpool and Deathstroke are equals.

batpool says:

"What the hell does Daredevil have to do with anything? Marvel made Deadpool as a parody of Deathstroke. He evolved into his own character. Deadpool and Deathstroke are equals."

Ok you keep telling yourself that Deathstroke and Deadpool are equals.Your a fanboy...I've wasted to much time already.

But...they are. They might as well be the same person.

I never understood whats wrong with being a "fanboy". I have a certain group of characters that I like. Get over it. Calling me a fanboy doesn't make me like the characters any less. It doesn't offend me. I don't know why you would even say that.

batpool says:

"But...they are. They might as well be the same person.
I never understood whats wrong with being a "fanboy". I have a certain group of characters that I like. Get over it. Calling me a fanboy doesn't make me like the characters any less. It doesn't offend me. I don't know why you would even say that."

It's not supposed to offend you it means you don't listen to reason and you know nothing about the characters your talking about so there's no point in arguing anymore.

This coming from the guy that peels s!hit from wikipedia. Yeah, I'm going to take you seriously.

batpool says:

"This coming from the guy that peels s!hit from wikipedia. Yeah, I'm going to take you seriously."

What did I say that was from wikipedia?

Half the crap you post, you obviously know little or nothing about. You just want to post and make other people feel inferior to you. It doesn't work with me. Sorry.

batpool says:

"Half the crap you post, you obviously know little or nothing about. You just want to post and make other people feel inferior to you. It doesn't work with me. Sorry."

You can't point out anything specific because I know more about the character your a fanboy of then you.I don't have to post no more,people will go on not caring about this old ass thread in a few hours.

Yeah, I'm sure you know more about Deadpool. Really all you're doing is helping me right now. So, continue.

Vance Astro says:

I don't have to post no more,people will go on not caring about this old ass thread in a few hours."

Wrong.

So, if Deadpool had prep time (to ensure he had a grenade) he would beat Batman. Did I just blow your mind? Or does Batman have a secret method of counter-acting grenades? I love how when it's Batman, people will give him any gadget imaginable right from the start. Those pouches aren't pocket universes, you know. Seeing as there are no parameters to this fight (no mention of prep time, location, or what constitutes a win, for that matter) I give it to Deadpool, because he's just more cut-throat than Batman. Try locking Deadpool up in Arkham. Wait, no, that never, ever works. Deadpool would come for Bruce, and eventually he would kill him. That means Batman cannot win anymore fights. I count that as a win for Deadpool. No one is going to question that Batman is a better hand-to-hand combatant than Deadpool, so I don't see the point of arguing whether or not he could incapacitate Deadpool. That's why Batman's villains keep coming back. He doesn't kill them. Deadpool kills people. He could and would kill Batman. Winner: Deadpool. (Hey everybody, I just killed this thread with logic!!)

Deadpool wins by far.

MK

Korg says:

"Vance Astro says:

I don't have to post no more,people will go on not caring about this old ass thread in a few hours."

Wrong. So, if Deadpool had prep time (to ensure he had a grenade) he would beat Batman. Did I just blow your mind? Or does Batman have a secret method of counter-acting grenades? I love how when it's Batman, people will give him any gadget imaginable right from the start. Those pouches aren't pocket universes, you know. Seeing as there are no parameters to this fight (no mention of prep time, location, or what constitutes a win, for that matter) I give it to Deadpool, because he's just more cut-throat than Batman. Try locking Deadpool up in Arkham. Wait, no, that never, ever works. Deadpool would come for Bruce, and eventually he would kill him. That means Batman cannot win anymore fights. I count that as a win for Deadpool. No one is going to question that Batman is a better hand-to-hand combatant than Deadpool, so I don't see the point of arguing whether or not he could incapacitate Deadpool. That's why Batman's villains keep coming back. He doesn't kill them. Deadpool kills people. He could and would kill Batman. Winner: Deadpool. (Hey everybody, I just killed this thread with logic!!)"

No,you didn't just blow my my mind.Did the OP say anythng about prep time? Why does Deadpool get prep time and Batman doesn't? I didn't say anything about Batman's gadgets....actually in this thread people seem to making a big deal over Deadpool's weapons rather than actually giving some thought to this.I give it to Batman because Batman is a far better fighter than Deadpool and he is far smarter as well.I have seen people (like I have been saying for like 3 pages) who aren't as good in h2h combat as Batman and not even half as smart beat Deadpool an you don't have to kill Deadpool to win,you never did.

HEY EVERYBODY....I JUST KILLED THIS THREAD WITH LOGIC!

I can almost hear the sound of my post flying over your head...

I already made a valid case, which you chose to ignore entirely. The irony of the prep time comment was obviously lost on you, and you don't seem to have even read the rest of my post.

Korg says:

"I can almost hear the sound of my post flying over your head..."

This instead of making a valid case, huh?

Korg says:

"I already made a valid case, which you chose to ignore entirely. The irony of the prep time comment was obviously lost on you, and you don't seem to have even read the rest of my post."

I didn't ignore your post I responded to you.You gave no evidence that Deadpool can beat Batman.

Yes, I gave plenty of evidence that Deadpool would kill Batman, thereby winning the fight. You continue to argue about hand to hand combat even though I addressed that. You seem to be under the impression that Batman would just punch Deadpool out and then escape into the night. What you don't seem to realize is that Deadpool would then hunt him down and kill him. That means Batman "loses". His life. You probably won't accept that Batman can only dodge so many bullets before he eats one, either. Deadpool uses grenades and various munitions all the time. The chance of him killing Batman is very good. The chance of Batman killing him is non-existent.

Korg says:

"Yes, I gave plenty of evidence that Deadpool would kill Batman, thereby winning the fight. You continue to argue about hand to hand combat even though I addressed that. You seem to be under the impression that Batman would just punch Deadpool out and then escape into the night. What you don't seem to realize is that Deadpool would then hunt him down and kill him. That means Batman "loses". His life. You probably won't accept that Batman can only dodge so many bullets before he eats one, either. Deadpool uses grenades and various munitions all the time. The chance of him killing Batman is very good. The chance of Batman killing him is non-existent."

1.This not a fight to the death.Once Deadpool is knocked unconsious or un-able to move he loses.

2.If you know that Batman is a better h2h fighter than Deadpool why would you make that statement and then say but Deadpool would kill him? Deadpool can be beaten in combat even if he is more heavily armed than his opponent.I have seen it happen,and by someone who isn't as good of a fighter as Batman.

3.Batman and Captain America are on the same level.Peak human physical ability.I have seen Captain America out-run machine gunfire and still fight without his shield.

4.Deadpool doesn't always use grenades nor does he always carry them..if we are using all available equipment Batman should get some weapons too am I right?

Captain America is above peak human level...hence "super soldier". Deadpool's reaction time and agility are also above olympic athletic levels. Why is this not a fight to the death? That is what would happen. If you want to give them both weapons, fine. Batman is totally screwed.

Korg says:

"Captain America is above peak human level...hence "super soldier". Deadpool's reaction time and agility are also above olympic athletic levels. Why is this not a fight to the death? That is what would happen. If you want to give them both weapons, fine. Batman is totally screwed."

Show me some proof Captain America is bove peak-human levels.The label super soldier doesn't mean anything.Your saying these things about Deadpool's agility and reaction time and they are both lies.Daredevil is Olympic level and his agility is above Deadpool's.I have never seen Deadpool show his reaction time was that fast.Give me an instance from comics where he did.Batman is never totally screwed he has beaten characters more powerful than Deadpool before.

The label super soldier doesn't mean anything... that just speaks for itself. Grenade+Batman=Splatman

Korg says:

"The label super soldier doesn't mean anything... that just speaks for itself. Grenade+Batman=Splatman"

Out of sheer curiosity, what is his standard equipment?

Korg says:

"Out of sheer curiosity, what is his standard equipment?"

Depends on his assignment,but he has never and I quote never brought grenades to fight a human.

Maybe because he doesn't need to? He beat Taskmaster while he was handcuffed and shackled (he brought a bazooka to that fight, btw). You are seriously underestimating Deadpool and I'm wondering why you're even posting in his forum.

Post Edited:2008-04-04 13:31:12

Korg says:

"Maybe because he doesn't need to? He beat Taskmaster while he was handcuffed and shackled (he brought a bazooka to that fight, btw). You are seriously underestimating Deadpool and I'm wondering why you're even posting in his forum.
Post Edited:2008-04-04 13:31:12"

It doesn't matter.He always beats Taskmaster.I'm wondering why you came in here and tired to debate though you don't know anything about Deadpool.

Hey dudes.. Cap's already dead. give him some peace...

Dedpoo dada is still the winner! hehehe...

Gambler says:

"Smoke Shade says:

"i cant see the scan dude. "

Its a Deadpool getting owned by a guy with no super powers."

LOL

Batman wins.

I like how you forget to show the parts where Deadpool gets back at the Cat and beats him to the other objecives.

Vance. You are an idiot. Just stop posting in the Deadpool threads. You are just looking for fights. Shut up.

batpool says:

"Vance. You are an idiot. Just stop posting in the Deadpool threads. You are just looking for fights. Shut up."

I made point, you did not..and now your insulting me. Your obviously looking for fights.I'm trying to prove a point. I can post where ever I want there is nothing you can do about it.

Korg already stomped you ass. I have nothing left to say. If you didn't learn anything then you really are an idiot. You just don't like and you just want to piss everyone off in these forums. Thats all it is.

batpool says:

"Korg already stomped you ass. I have nothing left to say. If you didn't learn anything then you really are an idiot. You just don't like and you just want to piss everyone off in these forums. Thats all it is."

Korg didn't prove anything..get off his dikk.Your a Deadpool fanboy and that's the only reason you respond.It's sad because I have probably read more Deadpool and own more Deadpool comics than you do.

umm vance you are wrong according to marvel.....Due to the presence of this superhuman healing ability, many of Deadpool's natural physical attributes have been enhanced. Deadpool's musculature generates considerably less fatigue toxins than the muscles of an ordinary human being, granting him superhuman levels of stamina in all physical activities. His natural strength, agility and reflexes have been enhanced to levels that are beyond the natural limits of the human body. Deadpool's agility and reaction time are superior to those of even the finest human athlete.

(taken off marvels website)

I think it would be an extremely close fight, but I believe that Deadpool would win because of sheer endurance and determination.

It would be extremely close though and Deadpool doesn't HAVE to kill to when, he just prefers it.

Smoke Shade says:

"umm vance you are wrong according to marvel.....Due to the presence of this superhuman healing ability, many of Deadpool's natural physical attributes have been enhanced. Deadpool's musculature generates considerably less fatigue toxins than the muscles of an ordinary human being, granting him superhuman levels of stamina in all physical activities. His natural strength, agility and reflexes have been enhanced to levels that are beyond the natural limits of the human body. Deadpool's agility and reaction time are superior to those of even the finest human athlete.(taken off marvels website)"

Marvel.com isn't always right.It would be nice if everyone in this thread was quoting websites (which can be inaccurate).Deadpool has very few Superhuman attributes from what I have seen.I also fail to see how you proved Vance wrong but whatever.Deadpool cannot beat Batman.It seems like alot of people here are working off sheer fanboyism and falsehoods.Deadpool doesn't kill every opponent he faces.He failed to kill Silver Sable,Daredevil, and Domino.

is this still going ?

T.J. Magnum says:

"is this still going ?"

It seems nobody is making an accurate case for either character and people just keep coming in her and saying Deadpool wins without considering who Batman is capable of.

Still in wrong thread.

Queen Kong says:

"T.J. Magnum says:

"is this still going ?"

It seems nobody is making an accurate case for either character and people just keep coming in her and saying Deadpool wins without considering who Batman is capable of."

well,they figured they keep posting to make it true JK

i'm a fan of both