Batman vs Brock samson

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#1  Edited By Blood_guts

Batman has come to the venture compound  investigating a lead about an ilegal death ray device. he finds himself in the hangar Brock keeps his car. seeing the masked man in their compound the venture brothers scream in fear and run. confused bruce holds up his hands to show he means them no harm however in doing to he scrapes the car. 
  
*batman is blood lusted
Brock is blood lusted 
morals off 
 
batman has one batarang and brock has his knife 
 
they start  in the hangar thing but can leave 
 

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#2  Edited By Nexy21

I'd go with bloodlusted brock
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#3  Edited By Blood_guts
@Nexy21 said:
I'd go with bloodlusted brock
even with all of bruce's martial arts training
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#4  Edited By PikminMania
@Blood_guts: I'd say Batman does win this, Brock is more of a brawler..
 Batman loses if he isn't bloodlusted
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#5  Edited By Nexy21
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brock's bloodlusted, he's going for the kill he's done some crazy stuff in the venture bros show
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#6  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator

Honestly, Brock Samson is just one of those unstoppable and ridiculous street level characters.  He defies all logic, and the result is hilarious and awesome every time. 
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#7  Edited By Nexy21
@k4tzm4n said:
Honestly, Brock Samson is just one of those unstoppable and ridiculous street level characters.  He defies all logic, and the result is hilarious and awesome every time. 

This
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#8  Edited By Blood_guts
@PikminMania said:
@Blood_guts: I'd say Batman does win this, Brock is more of a brawler..  Batman loses if he isn't bloodlusted
you want batman bloodlusted?
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#9  Edited By PikminMania
@k4tzm4n: @Blood_guts
 
it would make the fight better
 
Batman can win if he is bloodlusted.
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#10  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator

The issue is Brock is a ridiculous, comedic, action character and has no consistency.  You can't hope to accurately use him in debates.  He'll tank through dozens of tranqs that could drop anything, defeat massive stone creatures, withstand beating that would cripple a man and he'll just get a bloody nose, etc.  He's skilled, he's durable, he has an insane pain tolerance, and most of all---he's a cartoon character that can't accurately be measured.  Because of how insane of a character he is, it's truly unfair for Wayne, imho.

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#11  Edited By Blood_guts
@PikminMania said:
@k4tzm4n: @Blood_guts:   it would make the fight better  Batman can win if he is bloodlusted.
well i dont think he could but might as well give him a running chance
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Brock wins, and then steals that wicked shark-nunchuku to make him even more awesome than he already is.

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#13  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator
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That would actually downgrade his awesomeness.  He's currently at 100%.  Adding those means he's trying too hard, so he'll drop to 99.9%.
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@k4tzm4n: Lol
Yeah, but Brock could keep it as a memento, or something.
Brock's insane eye-twitch>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bat-kick
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#16  Edited By Blood_guts

would it make a difference if i gave batman standard equipment? because it seems like such a slaughter to me. i mean batman threatened the boys AND his car

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#17  Edited By nick_hero22

Batman would wreck Brock 
 
Brock only looks good because he fights lame pardoies who are extremely incomptent (basically joke characters) who show almost every episode to not be able to do the simplest task and to fail at virtually anything. And Batman has way better feats to his name anyway.
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#19  Edited By Blood_guts
@nick_hero22 said:

Batman would wreck Brock  Brock only looks good because he fights lame pardoies who are extremely incomptent (basically joke characters) who show almost every episode to not be able to do the simplest task and to fail at virtually anything. And Batman has way better feats to his name anyway.

brock has killed a tyranisaurus rex with a knife 
brock has been shot with 20+ tranquilizer darts and still strangled a man with a grip so hard that they couldn't pry his hands open after he lost conciousness. he was then burried and burst out of a shallow grave hours later alive despite massive overdose of tranquilizer darts. 
brock has been exposed to the vacum of space for hours and both did not explode due to lack of pressure or suffocate due to lack of oxygen
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#20  Edited By Static Shock  Online

@k4tzm4n said:

Honestly, Brock Samson is just one of those unstoppable and ridiculous street level characters. He defies all logic, and the result is hilarious and awesome every time.

LOL

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#21  Edited By nick_hero22
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Knocks out Solomon Grundy with pressure point attacks. I believe that Solomon Grundy can lift a 100+ tons.
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Batman holds he own against a demon version of Wonder Woman. Even though Wonder Woman isn't serious during this fight she still is physically superior to anyone in the Venture Brothers Universe by extremely large margins.
 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Batman mows through dozens of armed thugs in a boat. These aren't the lame parodies that Brock is use to fighting. 

 
 

 

 
 

 

 
 

 

 
 

 

 
 

 

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Beats the League of Assasins in literally seconds, these people have extensive training under people like Bronze Tiger, Lady Shiva, and O Sensei who are more skilled than anyone in the Venture Brothers Universe.  
 

 
 

 

 
 


 

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Again Brock will be taken serious once he stops beating on lame parodies who fail at life. This is a stomp, since when did beating parodies make someone a credible threat.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

     

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#22  Edited By Blood_guts
@nick_hero22: since he killed a t-rex....with a knife
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#23  Edited By nick_hero22
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And Batman took down Solomon Grundy with hand to hand combat skills.
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#24  Edited By Blood_guts
@nick_hero22:  yeah but brock samson clearly has greater durability than batman and idk grundy but probably him too. when phantom limb removed a bullet from brock he also found like 9 others and a fishing hook and a shark tooth and stuff. thats all besides the fact he can survive the vacum of space.
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#25  Edited By nick_hero22
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Solomon Grundy can fight powerhouses like Superman now how is Brock Samson more durable?
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#26  Edited By k4tzm4n  Moderator

At the end of the day, (like I've already said) you can't hold a serious debate with over-the-top comedic action characters. 
 
For all we know, this bloodlusted Batman could thrust his batarang into Brock's throat, a move that would kill a norman man.  How would this play out for Brock?  He'd do an eye twitch, scream, grab Wayne by the throat and ragdoll him while continuing to give off a warcry as he bleeds out. 
 
He's just THAT ridiculous.
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It's true. 
 
Samson is the bugs bunny of ass kicking.
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#29  Edited By Blood_guts

  

  this shows him clearly having more strength than the bite strength of a crocodile lol 
  
  you said batman took care of demonic wonderwoman? he took care of the demon of chrismas. this also shows him killing a polar bear. hahahaha has batman killed a polar bear? 
  
  this is him taking at least 50 tranquilizer darts and living