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#1  Edited By darthwolverine

Batman vs The US Army

Batman has 6 months prep and the army gets 6 days who wins morals off.

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batman gets nuked multiple times

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Bruce builds an EMP Bomb, He'd very heavily upgrade explosive Batarangs to at least 10x regular grenades, and creates a means to literally fly. Batman wins in spite

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US Army

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Batman. He already has suits made for war I'm sure he could improve on. He also has that stealth suit so he could secretly sabotage them and not be found

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@kyrees said:

batman gets nuked multiple times

How about Chew Force Batman?

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#8  Edited By mysticmedivh

I could have sworn someone made a thread just like this a week ago...

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Depends if Batman's bloodlusted. If he's bloodlusted he wins. If he's not then the US Army kills him.

What am I saying? Batman always wins.

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#11  Edited By NICK31898

THink about it, THe US military is full of minds that are near Batmans level. It's basically A bunch of geniuses vs. 1.

US Military All day MURICA

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#13  Edited By mysticmedivh

THink about it, THe US military is full of minds that are near Batmans level. It's basically A bunch of geniuses vs. 1.

US Military All day MURICA

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Batman wins

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The army sends several thousand men with machine guns all shooting at him, a few lucky bullets shred the unprotected portion of his face causing him to loose massive amounts of blood. If he doesn't bleed to death this allows them to easily take him down and put a bullet in his brain.

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@bat_girl_cc: I have to admit I mainly made this post to see how far batman fanboys would go to give bats a win, I mean get real here it's the freaking US Army.

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MURICA all day every day.

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@darthwolverine said:

@bat_girl_cc: I have to admit I mainly made this post to see how far batman fanboys would go to give bats a win, I mean get real here it's the freaking US Army.

Batman has already great tech and gadgets at his disposal, plus he's one of the richest guys in the DC Universe...and you gave him 6 months of prep...he could just buy and build whatever he wantted/needed in that time.

Heck, he could just pay to some soldiers, to attack the others.

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@jayc1324 said:

Batman. He already has suits made for war I'm sure he could improve on. He also has that stealth suit so he could secretly sabotage them and not be found

This, not to mention that he's a billionare, and he has 6 months of prep here.

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Batman. He already has suits made for war I'm sure he could improve on. He also has that stealth suit so he could secretly sabotage them and not be found

This, not to mention that he's a billionare, and he has 6 months of prep here.

You think the U.S. army wouldn't think of that? I I think it's harder to infiltrate the US army than you think. This is the US military, the most advanced, and most powerful in the world. THere is no way, ONE MAN, no mater how smart, skillful, ect. he is. He can't take out an entire army of trained, soldiers, with advanced tech.

The US army has over 500,000 active soldiers, and around 200,000 reserve. Plus the scientists, and experts at their demand.

This is a VERY large mismatch.

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Batman couldn't even beat the Somali military.

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Batman.

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Batman has got some things in his batcave that the US army would dream of having.

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Batman already has much much better tech

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#27  Edited By mysticmedivh

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Batman couldn't even beat the Somali military.

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He hacks into NORAD and launches nukes to Europe. EU and Russia retaliate and destroy the world as we know it, while Batman drinks coffee in the Batcave.

/thread

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Wasn't this just done?

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Batman, dare I say easily. Shuts down their power. Shuts down their communications. Shuts down their weapons.

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#32  Edited By darthwolverine
@bat_girl_cc said:

@darthwolverine said:

@bat_girl_cc: I have to admit I mainly made this post to see how far batman fanboys would go to give bats a win, I mean get real here it's the freaking US Army.

Batman has already great tech and gadgets at his disposal, plus he's one of the richest guys in the DC Universe...and you gave him 6 months of prep...he could just buy and build whatever he wantted/needed in that time.

Heck, he could just pay to some soldiers, to attack the others.

Lol Bruce is a billionare while the Army has TRILLIONS of dollars put into it.

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He hacks into NORAD and launches nukes to Europe. EU and Russia retaliate and destroy the world as we know it, while Batman drinks coffee in the Batcave.

/thread

If EU and Russia were to retaliate to the United States launching nukes, they would probably respond with their own nukes aimed at all of Americas big cities, which would most likely hit Gotham.

while Batman drinks coffee in the Batcave.

Nope.

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Truthfully with all jokes aside Batman should actually win this.

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#35  Edited By Bat_Girl_CC

@bat_girl_cc said:

@jayc1324 said:

Batman. He already has suits made for war I'm sure he could improve on. He also has that stealth suit so he could secretly sabotage them and not be found

This, not to mention that he's a billionare, and he has 6 months of prep here.

You think the U.S. army wouldn't think of that? I I think it's harder to infiltrate the US army than you think. This is the US military, the most advanced, and most powerful in the world. THere is no way, ONE MAN, no mater how smart, skillful, ect. he is. He can't take out an entire army of trained, soldiers, with advanced tech.

The US army has over 500,000 active soldiers, and around 200,000 reserve. Plus the scientists, and experts at their demand.

This is a VERY large mismatch.

Actually, forget about the money and the prep time...New 52 Batman with his standard gear + a lantern ring is enough.

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Batman already has a yellow lantern ring, so he wouldn't need money or prep for anything...i mean, lantern ring's, give power to his user, as long as his user has great willpower, and Batman is full of willpower!...and he's also very creative, wich is also very important in a lantern fight...The US Army, would give up in one day.

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Batman dies within minutes.

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@bat_girl_cc said:

@darthwolverine said:

@bat_girl_cc: I have to admit I mainly made this post to see how far batman fanboys would go to give bats a win, I mean get real here it's the freaking US Army.

Batman has already great tech and gadgets at his disposal, plus he's one of the richest guys in the DC Universe...and you gave him 6 months of prep...he could just buy and build whatever he wantted/needed in that time.

Heck, he could just pay to some soldiers, to attack the others.

Lol Bruce is a billionare while the Army has TRILLIONS of dollars put into it.

Yeah? and where does that money come from?...Batman is one of the biggest "donators".

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@bat_girl_cc: Nope

1. Bats doesnt have the ring anymore

2. Even if he did, it almost killed him last time he used it.

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USA loses, but if Batman fights with Serbian army he loses hehe.

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#41  Edited By jashro44

@nick31898 said:

@bat_girl_cc said:

@jayc1324 said:

Batman. He already has suits made for war I'm sure he could improve on. He also has that stealth suit so he could secretly sabotage them and not be found

This, not to mention that he's a billionare, and he has 6 months of prep here.

You think the U.S. army wouldn't think of that? I I think it's harder to infiltrate the US army than you think. This is the US military, the most advanced, and most powerful in the world. THere is no way, ONE MAN, no mater how smart, skillful, ect. he is. He can't take out an entire army of trained, soldiers, with advanced tech.

The US army has over 500,000 active soldiers, and around 200,000 reserve. Plus the scientists, and experts at their demand.

This is a VERY large mismatch.

Actually, forget about the money and the prep time...New 52 Batman with his standard gear + a lantern ring is enough.

Batman already has a yellow lantern ring, so he wouldn't need money or prep for anything...i mean, lantern ring's, give power to his user, as long as his user has great willpower, and Batman is full of willpower!...and he's also very creative, wich is also very important in a lantern fight...The US Army, would give up in one day.

The sinestro corps ring batman had was destroyed.

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I agree batman probably wins though.

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Batman is a joke he not willing to do what needs to get done unlike an army that won't think twice about putting a bullet in his brain

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Batman wins quite easily...this has been done before. I will get a link. It was pretty well established that Batman won.

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#44  Edited By xxdrxwangxx

All it takes one luck soldier a gun and a bullet with his name on it or they would just nuke him a one day battle possible batman would

Win but an a army actually went to a full blown war with batman in the end he would lose

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@nick31898 said:

@bat_girl_cc said:

@jayc1324 said:

Batman. He already has suits made for war I'm sure he could improve on. He also has that stealth suit so he could secretly sabotage them and not be found

This, not to mention that he's a billionare, and he has 6 months of prep here.

You think the U.S. army wouldn't think of that? I I think it's harder to infiltrate the US army than you think. This is the US military, the most advanced, and most powerful in the world. THere is no way, ONE MAN, no mater how smart, skillful, ect. he is. He can't take out an entire army of trained, soldiers, with advanced tech.

The US army has over 500,000 active soldiers, and around 200,000 reserve. Plus the scientists, and experts at their demand.

This is a VERY large mismatch.

Actually, forget about the money and the prep time...New 52 Batman with his standard gear + a lantern ring is enough.

No Caption Provided

Batman already has a yellow lantern ring, so he wouldn't need money or prep for anything...i mean, lantern ring's, give power to his user, as long as his user has great willpower, and Batman is full of willpower!...and he's also very creative, wich is also very important in a lantern fight...The US Army, would give up in one day.

On the account that he doesn't think at the speed of light, his reactions, won't be at the speed of light. No matter how strong of a force field he can put up, it can't withstand MULTIPLE nukes.

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#46  Edited By NICK31898

@jashro44 said:

@bat_girl_cc said:

@nick31898 said:

@bat_girl_cc said:

@jayc1324 said:

Batman. He already has suits made for war I'm sure he could improve on. He also has that stealth suit so he could secretly sabotage them and not be found

This, not to mention that he's a billionare, and he has 6 months of prep here.

You think the U.S. army wouldn't think of that? I I think it's harder to infiltrate the US army than you think. This is the US military, the most advanced, and most powerful in the world. THere is no way, ONE MAN, no mater how smart, skillful, ect. he is. He can't take out an entire army of trained, soldiers, with advanced tech.

The US army has over 500,000 active soldiers, and around 200,000 reserve. Plus the scientists, and experts at their demand.

This is a VERY large mismatch.

Actually, forget about the money and the prep time...New 52 Batman with his standard gear + a lantern ring is enough.

Batman already has a yellow lantern ring, so he wouldn't need money or prep for anything...i mean, lantern ring's, give power to his user, as long as his user has great willpower, and Batman is full of willpower!...and he's also very creative, wich is also very important in a lantern fight...The US Army, would give up in one day.

The sinestro corps ring batman had was destroyed.

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I agree batman probably wins though.

Force fields from a lantern ring, aren't INDESTRUCTIBLE. I think you guys underestimate the weapons the US army has access to. Just imagine hundreds of thousands of soldiers armed with powerful weapons, or 30-40-50 nukes. Batman will fall. No matter what. THe US army won't even have to leave their bases. just hit the BIg red button.

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@nick31898: I never really made an argument and it had nothing to do with lantern rings. I even said batman doesn't have access to that ring anymore.

With that said depending on the type of lantern batman would be top tier lanterns can withstand nukes easily. John Stewart and sinestro both have tanked planet busting attacks effortlessly. Kyle Rayner contained the big bang and a super nova.

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@jashro44 said:

@nick31898: I never really made an argument and it had nothing to do with lantern rings. I even said batman doesn't have access to that ring anymore.

With that said depending on the type of lantern batman would be top tier lanterns can withstand nukes easily. John Stewart and sinestro both have tanked planet busting attacks effortlessly. Kyle Rayner contained the big bang and a super nova.

OH okay sorry for the ,misunderstanding

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Batman doesn't kill people he has morality this would come into affect ring ,or no ring in the end when u r up against nukes, guns, and people willing to do what it takes to get the job done especially if u want to use dc universe the government would have weapons we couldn't imagine

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Can't Batman just use knock out gas when the US army were taking a break? They can't be wearing gas masks all the time.