Batman One million vs Apocalypse

- The fight takes place in Gotham City. 
 
- Both get 1 week to prep. 
 
- No Morals. 
 
- Winner by any method. 
 
- Bats has all of his weapons. 
 
Who wins? Bats or Apoc?
 
 
 

Batman one million equals, unbeatable times a million.

@DarkKnightDetective said:

Batman one million equals, unbeatable times a million.

BM1M Stomps.

Batman 1M stomps

Batman stomps

Batman 1 million stomps so hard it can't be shown in comics.

Apoc just to be a deviant. :D

Batman 1 million.

@Mattersuit said:

Batman stomps

Batman 1 million stomps so hard it can't be shown in comics.

hahaha funny, but true

What exactly has Batman 1M done that puts him on this level? I can't find very many feats for him.

Normal batman would get slaughtered instantly but i doubt u can really prep or whatever for apocalypse as he doesn't really have a weakness to exploit so i'm more looking at apocalypse cause hes kinda Immortal .

@HellionVulcan said:

Normal batman would get slaughtered instantly but i doubt u can really prep or whatever for apocalypse as he doesn't really have a weakness to exploit so i'm more looking at apocalypse cause hes kinda Immortal .

Bats 1M can fly faster than Iron Man, become invisible, teleport, create duplicates of himself like Multiple Man, has batarangs which could cut on molecule level like depowered Hercules' sword, he can mind rape you, kick you with his mind, he is 5 time smarter than Reed Richards and Doctor Doom, his IQ is 1045, he knows more than 1000 martial arts and surpasess Karate Kid in combat. And this is all his standard equipment and skills without prep time.

@BigCimmerian said:

Bats 1M can fly faster than Iron Man,

Scans?

@BigCimmerian said:

create duplicates of himself like Multiple Man,

No he doesn't if I remember they are illusions incapable of actually dealing damage

@BigCimmerian said:

has batarangs which could cut on molecule level like depowered Hercules' sword,

Scans?

@BigCimmerian said:

he can mind rape you, kick you with his mind

I don't remember him ever mind-raping anyone. The kicking with his mind was part of an MA taught to him by an alien species i've never seen him use it to telepathic hit someone without actually coming into psychical contact with them.

@Strider92 said:

@BigCimmerian said:

Bats 1M can fly faster than Iron Man,

Scans?

@BigCimmerian said:

create duplicates of himself like Multiple Man,

No he doesn't if I remember they are illusions incapable of actually dealing damage

@BigCimmerian said:

has batarangs which could cut on molecule level like depowered Hercules' sword,

Scans?

@BigCimmerian said:

he can mind rape you, kick you with his mind

I don't remember him ever mind-raping anyone. The kicking with his mind was part of an MA taught to him by an alien species i've never seen him use it to telepathic hit someone without actually coming into psychical contact with them.

these 1M characters are lame and abuse the idea of superheroes. Why does DC always seem like they have to make the "ours are better than yours" type toons? come one.

Although he does pull off the black panther look real well.

All we need now is Marvel making a Spider-man 1trillion or Squirrel girl 5-gazillion

@SupremeHyperion said:

Squirrel girl 5-gazillion

Normal Squirrel Girl stomps Batman 1M. Giving her any more power ups would just be spite lol!

@Strider92 said:

@SupremeHyperion said:

Squirrel girl 5-gazillion

Normal Squirrel Girl stomps Batman 1M. Giving her any more power ups would just be spite lol!

OH GOD NO! Please dont! Squirrel Girl 5 Gazillion would destroy TOAA and Presence in a heartbeat, that would be the end of comics!!

Apocolypse would just make Batty1milly one of his horesman!! here's the thing.....which one? I say War...

@Petey_is_Spidey: Uh, Why? Batman 1mil would just mind-rape him.

B1M stomps with his anti-Apocalypse, Apocalypse-pwning koong-fu that he invents and masters in twenty minutes, specifically to brutally own Apocalypse with. /thread

I almost feel like this is spite.

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@Petey_is_Spidey: Uh, Why? Batman 1mil would just mind-rape him.

Give me a scan showing Batman 1M mindraping someone.

The only instances I can think of are the ones in conjunction with his MA. I've never seen Bats 1M mindrape someone without touching them even then it's not really mindrape its simply a telepathic blow that enhances damage dealt by his normal attacks. He doesn't literally go inside the opponents mind and mess with it.

                   

@ImTheDamnBatman said:

@Petey_is_Spidey: Uh, Why? Batman 1mil would just mind-rape him.

Give me a scan showing Batman 1M mindraping someone.

The only instances I can think of are the ones in conjunction with his MA. I've seen Bats 1M mindrape someone without touching them even then it's not really mindrape its simply a telepathic blow that enhances damage dealt by his normal attacks. He doesn't literally go inside the opponents mind and mess with it.

                   

               

Who is batman 1mil o.o;

Bump because i think this topic is Funny.

btw, Apocalypse has had telepathic blockers and his own telepathic abilities since he first encountered telepaths, If Charles, Jean, Maddie, Psylocke, Emma, and Cable aren't getting past them (and they have actual telepathic feats) someone with little to no telepathic feats that could even compare to the people mentioned is going to have serious trouble mindraping Apocalypse.

@DarkKnightDetective said:

Batman one million equals, unbeatable times a million.

This lol

@minigunman123: Batman from the 853rd century and he has feats that surpass Bruce Wayne. He is a master martial artist or weapon master. Batman 1 million can create multiple holograms to fool his opponents (it's possible that future Batman could probably create life-like holograms).

Apoc sh*ts on Batman with easy

If possible, Batman could weaponize dozens or hundreds of hellspores into one small, but highly potent weapon or he could use the boom tube or some fictional extra-dimensional point-to-point teleportation device to teleport hellspores onto Apocalypse. Batman will need to devise a universally powerful weapon that can destroy Apocalypse, instantly.

This Batman doesn't have sufficient feats.

Batman One Million, not Batman Bruce Wayne.

@mysticmedivh: I meant Batman One Million and well, he should. That's what I would do if I was in his shoes, devise a sort of universally powerful or destructive, futuristic weapon.

Batman One Million doesn't have regular Batman's feats.

Apoc crushes his face with Pillar punch!

Apocalypse stomps.

Apocalypse destroys Batman so long as Batman's fans haven't brought in actually proven feats.

@mysticmedivh:True, but he has futuristic technology from the 853rd century to use as his advantage. I do agree that Bruce Wayne may be able to destroy Apocalypse.

Apocalypse wins.