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#1 Edited by lorbo (1541 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman is in his Bat-cave chilling on his Bat-sofa when all of a sudden he gets a call on his Bat-phone.

"Hello Batman. I, Lex Luthor, have grown tired of your efforts at trolling me. So I will defeat you, once and for all. To aid me in this, I have cloned you ten times. All your clones are totally loyal to me and know all you know. I have prepped 9 months for this, eight of which were spent researching different types of torture. The last month my Batmen spent prepping to defeat you. You have a choice, come out and surrender within 24 hours. I will be merciful by giving you a quick death. The alternative is... you really don't want to know, but it won't be quick. Bwah ha ha ah!" With that Lex hung up.

You are Batman. What do you do now?

#2 Posted by MonsterStomp (20648 posts) - - Show Bio

Since his dumbass didn't give me a location, I'd wait until nightfall, sneak into Lex Luthor's house, capture him and interrogate him. Or I'll just chill on my batsofa.

#3 Posted by Sama_el (169 posts) - - Show Bio

I call superman

#4 Edited by MonsterStomp (20648 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah I'd probably call Flash.

#5 Edited by Bronze_Surfer (2986 posts) - - Show Bio

@lorbo: Call the JLA, JSA and Titans

#6 Posted by Chaos Prime (10857 posts) - - Show Bio

Get on the Bat Phone & call JLA Headquarters for help.

#7 Edited by WaveMotionCannon (5697 posts) - - Show Bio

Change my pants.

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#8 Edited by lorbo (1541 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp:

Ooh you have got me laughing hard. The general idea was for Batman to walk outside his Bat-cave. Since obviously Lex knows where it is now. I don't think your going to be able to interrogate Lex easily. He has prepped for this and has ten Batmen. He's probably wearing his Warsuit too.

If you chill on your Bat-sofa I hope your writing you will, and saying goodbye to your friends LOL.

#9 Posted by KnightOfZero (2011 posts) - - Show Bio

i call superman, tell him whats up. when i go in to surrender, superman comes in, destroys all of the clones, and i kick lex luthor's ass

2nd plan (in case the first one is not allowed), luthor will most likely have his clones patrolling the outside so i cant sneak in. i drive up in my bat car, go in to surrender, then i have the bat car drive in, ram into the clones and explode if necessary.

i also call in nightwing and robin for backup if needed

#10 Edited by lorbo (1541 posts) - - Show Bio

@bronze_surfer: That's ridiculous. That seems like overkill. But it isn't is it? Not for ten BAT-men is it LOL?

#11 Edited by lorbo (1541 posts) - - Show Bio

@knightofzero: Batman beats Superman. He has before. I'm sure ten of them have a way to beat Supes with Lex Luthor of all people helping them.

#12 Posted by gav (1019 posts) - - Show Bio

Call up Robin and tell him you need him for a top secret mission. That mission being him dressing up like Batman and hang around the cave tomorrow for a big surprise!

#13 Posted by lorbo (1541 posts) - - Show Bio

@gav: That's a perfect plan. I could totally see Batman doing that too. LOL. Just make sure the mask he wears has superglue so it won't come off. That way Lex will think he got you.

#14 Posted by 30KRobert (129 posts) - - Show Bio

its simple really.. offer him some physical compensation and everything will be alright..

#15 Posted by lorbo (1541 posts) - - Show Bio

@30krobert:

What do you mean? Lex has all he wants. What he wants is Batman dead.

#16 Posted by theONEtaichou (1564 posts) - - Show Bio

Threaten Darkseid and have him show up in my place and OB everyone... in return DS gets a favour from the 'goddamn Batman'!!

good day

#17 Posted by theONEtaichou (1564 posts) - - Show Bio

Or I just press the anti-'Luthor prepped for me and has made clones to destroy me' button and I win.

Booyah!!

good day

#18 Posted by SheenLantern (6910 posts) - - Show Bio

I call Darkseid and tell him

"I BET YOU CAN'T KILL ME 10 TIMES"

Then hang up.

#19 Posted by 30KRobert (129 posts) - - Show Bio

@lorbo said:

@30krobert:

What do you mean? Lex has all he wants. What he wants is Batman dead.

DUDE! PHYSICAL COMPENSATION!

#20 Posted by lorbo (1541 posts) - - Show Bio
#21 Edited by AllStarSuperman (23013 posts) - - Show Bio

@lorbo: batman has never beaten superman.

#22 Posted by zr0c00l (856 posts) - - Show Bio

If darkseids clones couldnt handle bats brain i doubt luthors woild. If he watered them down then ok but then they not batmen really just knockoffs. I chill on my bat sofa and then casually bat slap them all when they come.

#23 Posted by 30KRobert (129 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Posted by ULTRAstarkiller (6520 posts) - - Show Bio

@lorbo said:

@monsterstomp:

Ooh you have got me laughing hard. The general idea was for Batman to walk outside his Bat-cave. Since obviously Lex knows where it is now. I don't think your going to be able to interrogate Lex easily. He has prepped for this and has ten Batmen. He's probably wearing his Warsuit too.

If you chill on your Bat-sofa I hope your writing you will, and saying goodbye to your friends LOL.

#25 Edited by DigitalShooter9 (2046 posts) - - Show Bio

Call lex again, make fun of his hair(oh, he doesnt have any)piss him off, tell him to fight me like a man tomorrow at crime alley one on one.Tell him if he doesnt, he is a coward. Go to crime alley tomorrow, bring robin, popcorn and a foldable chair. Once lex shows up, send robin( dick grayson) after him. Sit on the chair and eat popcorn while watching robin whooping lex. After he is done, walk up to lex and say: "See, I can beat you with my dick", you know why? "CAUSE IM BATMAN" Then casually walk away.

#26 Posted by Rick_Grayson (887 posts) - - Show Bio

call the league

#27 Posted by RebornAkuma (145 posts) - - Show Bio

Omg.... The op LOL

But I would call the martian manhunter to start shutting some minds down

#28 Edited by Dratini1331 (7040 posts) - - Show Bio

@lorbo said:

@knightofzero: Batman beats Superman. He has before. I'm sure ten of them have a way to beat Supes with Lex Luthor of all people helping them.

Batman's only beaten superman in, what, 2 out of 9 encounters? And both were in Batman comics, neither are canon, neither are 1v1, neither have both sides even for prep time or anything of that matter, and in one of them (Hush) Batman outright says he would get destroyed by superman.

#29 Posted by Strongarm (5857 posts) - - Show Bio
call my biggest fan from the 5th dimension

#30 Posted by BigCimmerian (8887 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd call Justice League, Teen Titans, Bat family, Justice Legue International and Justice League Dark, guess what? Lex is doomed.

#31 Posted by dondave (38907 posts) - - Show Bio

call my biggest fan from the 5th dimension

QFT

#32 Posted by Strongarm (5857 posts) - - Show Bio

@dondave said:

@strongarm said:
call my biggest fan from the 5th dimension

QFT

Then have him made a silver age story where Lex is the butler, those nine other batmen will be given as payment to Bat-Mite. Tell alfred to cook up some beans and chili take the biggest bat dump in the world and make lex wipe my ass.

#33 Posted by DigitalShooter9 (2046 posts) - - Show Bio

@dratini1331: You drunk? They never had 9 encounters, and if you count the non canon fights, batman has humiliated supes about like 3 times in non canon(Red Son, Tdksa and Tdkr) Held his own against him almost without any prep in hush, Proven to be capable of defeating him in tower of babel. Never mind the beating superman got in the 1991 superman annual, guess what, supes died, go on rage..... There is only 1 instance of superman beating batman that that is in sacrifice, though batman had no prep, and was simply surprised by superman thinking he was darkseid, he got a heavy beating....

#34 Posted by Alexander505 (2177 posts) - - Show Bio

That's easy, I call the JLA.

#35 Posted by Jgames (1692 posts) - - Show Bio

Use my teleporter and GTFO. The make a million Batman army and send them to kick Lex Luthor ass.

Then make 5 clone of powergirl and Wonderwomen because I can peace out.

#36 Posted by Dratini1331 (7040 posts) - - Show Bio

@digitalshooter9: Um... Really?

http://www.comicvine.com/profile/citizenbane/blog/superman-vs-batman/79268/

I'm not saying bring in non-canon, I'm literally saying, try to do so otherwise. Batman has NEVER beaten superman on even ground. Given years of prep and help from other sources, then yes batman COULD feasibly win. You can say all you want, but in any equal 1-on-1 fight, batman gets face rolled. "But, but, Batman is a master of prep! He has Kryptonite on him at all times!" And what's batman going to do when supes flies off and sun dips? Please, do tell! I'll tell you he'll do, jack all.

Batman gets freaking destroyed by superman in every canon encounter. Every. Single. One.

Superman has fought off more Kryptonite than batman carries around, and him sun-dipping is something batman can't do anything about. The only times batman has beaten superman is with help and extreme prep time against superman's no prep, and superman usually not even wanting to fight.

For christ's sake, Superman has beaten batman to within an inch of his life on multiple occasions. Supes crushes the entire JLA in new 52, and Batman got punched out while hyped up on bane venom. Batman even admits in Hush that he would get destroyed in all of a second if Superman wanted to, so no, Hush is not a +1 for batman.

#37 Edited by Floopay (8721 posts) - - Show Bio

I use all of my money to buy out his company, then fire him, then confiscate any and all technology he has.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

#38 Posted by Juiceboks (10885 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd probably call J'onn and ask for some favors.

#39 Posted by DigitalShooter9 (2046 posts) - - Show Bio

@dratini1331: Give me one canon instance where superman beats batman with prep. On hush batman had no prep and on sacrifice, he had no prep or kryptonite, he was caught totally of guard, go ahead give me an instance of superman destroying batman in canon content, to be honest, they never had a fight where batman had prep and superman wasnt holding back simultaneously, basically, they never had a fight in canon where both had equal conditions. Note:Batman having two sided prep against supes is fair........ So you caht say on a one on one fair fight, batman cannot have prep....

#40 Posted by DigitalShooter9 (2046 posts) - - Show Bio

@dratini1331: Angry joe, as much as I like his channel a lot, has some flaws about the whole batman superman thing, I mean come on, I cannot think of an occasion where he doesnt wear that superman tshirt, do you actually think his review would be fair? The other blog you linked, I mean, I made my own blog pointing out just the flaws of that blog you linked,besides it really is done by a fanboy, I am not saying I am not a fanboy myself, I am, but to each its their own....

#41 Posted by Wardemon32 (4643 posts) - - Show Bio

@digitalshooter9:

You're not a fanboy but you strongly stood by Batman beating the JLA with a Lantern Ring which he has no feats for(I asked you over and over for them and you couldn't hand any just saying "HE'S BATMAN". And couldn't state how he's going to pull off his plans with the JLA looking straight at him and thought the Batfamily was going to be a factor.

Yea you're not a fanboy.

#42 Edited by DigitalShooter9 (2046 posts) - - Show Bio
#43 Edited by Sylvain (1640 posts) - - Show Bio

Well i call my girls/B********

Dc

Marvel

....................

Everyone accepts because I'M BATMAN(Dam i'm hot).

Note:Batgirls wanted to help me but i said BITCH PLEASE you have no chance against me *Bat slap*.

#44 Posted by DigitalShooter9 (2046 posts) - - Show Bio

@wardemon32: Btw, you want feats of batman with a gl ring?

Here he out wills hal and takes his ring off, what better feat can you wish for?

#45 Posted by Wardemon32 (4643 posts) - - Show Bio

@digitalshooter9:

That's New 52. You were arguing Pre 52 Batman. And that's not impressive. I mean him making constructs. People have taken Hals ring off before and Hal can control ti anyways. Because he can pull off a ring means he can fight the JLA with it? It's not liek it's Thors hammer where you have to be worthy to pick it up.

#46 Posted by Dratini1331 (7040 posts) - - Show Bio

@digitalshooter9: As long as you admit to being a fanboy over it, that's good enough for me ^_^

#47 Posted by DigitalShooter9 (2046 posts) - - Show Bio

@wardemon32: Do you know anything about green lanterns? If batman has a higher will power than hal as presented above, he can use the ring better than him, which means he could directly create better constructs, it is all based on willpower and imagination, which bruce exceeds hal in, dc stated itself that batman would be extremely op with a green lantern ring, that is why batman has almost no feats with it, and probably never will....

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#48 Edited by Wardemon32 (4643 posts) - - Show Bio

@digitalshooter9:

Where in this scan did it say Batman has higer will power? It said he wasn't concentrating. Hwod oes that deal with will power. And you argued a featless Batman with a GL ring.

He had it in his possesion and he took it back, wouldn't that go both ways?

@beatboks1

In oen fo your torneys didn't you have someone take off GLs ring and then GL bringing it back to himself with his mind?

#49 Posted by dondave (38907 posts) - - Show Bio

@wardemon32: Do you know anything about green lanterns? If batman has a higher will power than hal as presented above, he can use the ring better than him, which means he could directly create better constructs, it is all based on willpower and imagination, which bruce exceeds hal in, dc stated itself that batman would be extremely op with a green lantern ring, that is why batman has almost no feats with it, and probably never will....

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That scan in no way indicates that Batman has more will power than Hal, it just show that's he's smart

#50 Posted by UltimateHero0406 (2171 posts) - - Show Bio

call my biggest fan from the 5th dimension

Aye