Batman fanboy stomps with a mop or a broom handle, being a thinking man, and pulls off a clumsy series of maneuvers just shy of Star Wars fanboys playing Darth Maul, delivering blows that sting but mostly feel uncomfortable and eventually backs Supes fanboy into the corner. Superman fanboy's eyes go blank not because he is unconscious, but because of a self defense mechanism as autopilot takes over while he tries to comprehend how the situation differed so much from what he had in mind. In this lapse of attention, he takes a half decent poke to the tooth, leaving behind a slightly bloody lip, to which Batman fanboy (with wide, panicked eyes) drops mop, throws his hands up and apologizes. He considers admitting he didn't mean to do that but instead decides to embellish and brag about it later.
Without a reasonable weapon, Batman fanboy would likely back himsekf into a corner and, becoming desperate, begin to flail pathetically, shriek, hyperventilate, turn pink or red, and get all sweaty. These effects amplify greatly if the Superman fanboy gets in anything resembling a solid slap. From there, Supes fanboy capitalizes on this one moment of significance and power he's been craving for so long and proceeds to knock Bats fanboy over and leave him covered in light red marks that dissipate in twenty minutes. Batman fanboy complains for several hours anyway.
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