Batman and Joker vs Spiderman and Green Goblin

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#1  Edited By HPS456

who would out of these 4 people

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Spidey sits back on a lounge chair sipping lemonade with Mary Jane at his side while the green goblin flies overhead and pumps team 1 full of machine gun bullets and shrapnel. Team 2 in a hilariously one sided curbstomp.

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#4  Edited By Dextersinister

@Ishmael_the_Deathjester said:

Spidey sits back on a lounge chair sipping lemonade with Mary Jane at his side while the green goblin flies overhead and pumps team 1 full of machine gun bullets and shrapnel. Team 2 in a hilariously one sided curbstomp.

The Joker took a wizz in the lemonade.

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#5  Edited By Strider1992

Spider-man solo's. I'm willing to bet Goblin could too (assuming its Norman).

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#6  Edited By thespideyguy

When will the Joker shoot Batman

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#7  Edited By PlasticBag

Team 2 wins. Spidey could potentially solo.

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#8  Edited By Mattersuit

@HPS456: Prep?

Equipment?

Knowledge?

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#9  Edited By VeganDiet

Team 2. Either one could solo.

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#10  Edited By bornstar

Team 1 with prep will win

Team 1 without prep will lose

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Spidey or Goblin solo stomp

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#12  Edited By HPS456

In my opinion if Spiderman can beat batman then obviously he can beat joker or goblin will just take a green goblin dump on joker

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#13  Edited By hudyman
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The thing is, joker is a tactical genius he doesnt look like it but he is. batman on the other hand could take them both if he had prep time. joker is like a mastermind really, give him prep time and he could potentially solo

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#14  Edited By Lord_Johnathan

@hudyman said:

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The thing is, joker is a tactical genius he doesnt look like it but he is. batman on the other hand could take them both if he had prep time. joker is like a mastermind really, give him prep time and he could potentially solo

That's major PIS. Carnage realistically would have literally eaten the Joker because he's balls to the wall insane and a freaking cannibal.

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How the hell is this not locked? Spidey and Gobby still can both solo.

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#16  Edited By InfinityAce

Spidey and gg could both solo. I'll create an argument and say if everyone had prep spidey would still solo. :) come at me bros.

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#17  Edited By renamed040924

@hudyman said:

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The thing is, joker is a tactical genius he doesnt look like it but he is. batman on the other hand could take them both if he had prep time. joker is like a mastermind really, give him prep time and he could potentially solo

Spider-Man and Green Goblin are both geniuses too. Hell, Norman took over the entirety of Marvel Earth. Prep or not, team two wins in a super stomp.

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#18  Edited By Shawnbaby

Either Norman or Pete can Solo.

The only way Batman beats Spider-Man is with considerable, one-sided prep against a Peter that has no idea he' being targeted. Even in that situation Batman still has an uphill battle due to Parker's overwhelmingly Higher Stats.

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#19  Edited By PurpleCandy

Joker stands no chance against Green Goblin he is no factor here

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#20  Edited By NyghtMare

Team 2 in a hilarious, over the top, almost record breaking curbstomp. Goblin lets Joker hits him once, then shoves a blade through his chest and a pumpkin bomb down his throat while Spidey tears off Batman's head and plays basketball with the rest of the Avengers with it.

Haven't seen a spite thread this bad since Bane vs Juggernaut.

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#21  Edited By SexualLobster

@NyghtMare said:

Team 2 in a hilarious, over the top, almost record breaking curbstomp. Goblin lets Joker hits him once, then shoves a blade through his chest and a pumpkin bomb down his throat while Spidey tears off Batman's head and plays basketball with the rest of the Avengers with it.

Haven't seen a spite thread this bad since Bane vs Juggernaut.

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#22  Edited By laflux

Yeah- either one of team one solo's easily.

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#23  Edited By Jayfournines

@laflux said:

Yeah- either one of team one solo's easily.

Batman or Joker solo Norman and Spiderman?

No...not really

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#24  Edited By laflux

@Jayfournines said:

@laflux said:

Yeah- either one of team one solo's easily.

Batman or Joker solo Norman and Spiderman?

No...not really

Sorry my bad I meant team 2.

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#26  Edited By wanonalake

@nickzambuto:

@hudyman said:

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The thing is, joker is a tactical genius he doesnt look like it but he is. batman on the other hand could take them both if he had prep time. joker is like a mastermind really, give him prep time and he could potentially solo

Spider-Man and Green Goblin are both geniuses too. Hell, Norman took over the entirety of Marvel Earth. Prep or not, team two wins in a super stomp.

What? What issue(s) was this, i would very much enjoy reading them!

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@wanonalake: I was referring to the whole Dark Reign incident.

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Spider-Man let's Batman throw a punch, which he headbutts, subsequently sending all of Batmans bone matter through the back of his shoulder, cascading into the Jokers face. Green Goblin then gives Joker the wedgie of his life on the tallest crane in New York, where Spider-Man would after web up Batman, leaving the two enemies hanging together in a painful harmony for the remainder of their pitiful existences'. Then Spider-Man and Green Goblin kill each other, Mary Jane cries, and Team 1 wins by technicality.

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Spidey sits back on a lounge chair sipping lemonade with Mary Jane at his side while the green goblin flies overhead and pumps team 1 full of machine gun bullets and shrapnel. Team 2 in a hilariously one sided curbstomp.

The Joker took a wizz in the lemonade.

God damnit this.

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@wanonalake: This crossover? It's called Spider-man and Batman: Disordered Minds.

There's another one called New Age Dawning, I think, that features Kingpin and Ra's Al Ghul.

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Joker perishes in the first 10 seconds, Batman lasts maybe 10 more.

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#32  Edited By Deranged Midget

This is incredibly mismatched in favour of Team 2.