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#1 Posted by HPS456 (13 posts) - - Show Bio

who would out of these 4 people

#2 Edited by Ishmael_the_Deathjester (222 posts) - - Show Bio

Spidey sits back on a lounge chair sipping lemonade with Mary Jane at his side while the green goblin flies overhead and pumps team 1 full of machine gun bullets and shrapnel. Team 2 in a hilariously one sided curbstomp.

#4 Posted by Dextersinister (6137 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ishmael_the_Deathjester said:

Spidey sits back on a lounge chair sipping lemonade with Mary Jane at his side while the green goblin flies overhead and pumps team 1 full of machine gun bullets and shrapnel. Team 2 in a hilariously one sided curbstomp.

The Joker took a wizz in the lemonade.

#5 Posted by Strider92 (16454 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-man solo's. I'm willing to bet Goblin could too (assuming its Norman).

#6 Posted by thespideyguy (2642 posts) - - Show Bio

When will the Joker shoot Batman

#7 Posted by PlasticBag (1222 posts) - - Show Bio

Team 2 wins. Spidey could potentially solo.

#8 Posted by Mattersuit (4280 posts) - - Show Bio

@HPS456: Prep?

Equipment?

Knowledge?

#9 Posted by VeganDiet (1067 posts) - - Show Bio

Team 2. Either one could solo.

#10 Posted by bornstar (1320 posts) - - Show Bio

Team 1 with prep will win

Team 1 without prep will lose

#11 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (5052 posts) - - Show Bio

Spidey or Goblin solo stomp

#12 Posted by HPS456 (13 posts) - - Show Bio

In my opinion if Spiderman can beat batman then obviously he can beat joker or goblin will just take a green goblin dump on joker

#13 Posted by hudyman (1704 posts) - - Show Bio

The thing is, joker is a tactical genius he doesnt look like it but he is. batman on the other hand could take them both if he had prep time. joker is like a mastermind really, give him prep time and he could potentially solo

#14 Posted by Lord_Johnathan (3300 posts) - - Show Bio

@hudyman said:

The thing is, joker is a tactical genius he doesnt look like it but he is. batman on the other hand could take them both if he had prep time. joker is like a mastermind really, give him prep time and he could potentially solo

That's major PIS. Carnage realistically would have literally eaten the Joker because he's balls to the wall insane and a freaking cannibal.

#15 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (5052 posts) - - Show Bio

How the hell is this not locked? Spidey and Gobby still can both solo.

#16 Posted by InfinityAce (110 posts) - - Show Bio

Spidey and gg could both solo. I'll create an argument and say if everyone had prep spidey would still solo. :) come at me bros.

#17 Posted by nickzambuto (13658 posts) - - Show Bio

@hudyman said:

The thing is, joker is a tactical genius he doesnt look like it but he is. batman on the other hand could take them both if he had prep time. joker is like a mastermind really, give him prep time and he could potentially solo

Spider-Man and Green Goblin are both geniuses too. Hell, Norman took over the entirety of Marvel Earth. Prep or not, team two wins in a super stomp.

#18 Posted by Shawnbaby (10769 posts) - - Show Bio

Either Norman or Pete can Solo.

The only way Batman beats Spider-Man is with considerable, one-sided prep against a Peter that has no idea he' being targeted. Even in that situation Batman still has an uphill battle due to Parker's overwhelmingly Higher Stats.

#19 Posted by PurpleCandy (773 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker stands no chance against Green Goblin he is no factor here

#20 Edited by NyghtMare (403 posts) - - Show Bio

Team 2 in a hilarious, over the top, almost record breaking curbstomp. Goblin lets Joker hits him once, then shoves a blade through his chest and a pumpkin bomb down his throat while Spidey tears off Batman's head and plays basketball with the rest of the Avengers with it.

Haven't seen a spite thread this bad since Bane vs Juggernaut.

#21 Posted by SexualLobster (995 posts) - - Show Bio

@NyghtMare said:

Team 2 in a hilarious, over the top, almost record breaking curbstomp. Goblin lets Joker hits him once, then shoves a blade through his chest and a pumpkin bomb down his throat while Spidey tears off Batman's head and plays basketball with the rest of the Avengers with it.

Haven't seen a spite thread this bad since Bane vs Juggernaut.

#22 Posted by laflux (15893 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah- either one of team one solo's easily.

#23 Posted by Jayfournines (4024 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

Yeah- either one of team one solo's easily.

Batman or Joker solo Norman and Spiderman?

No...not really

#24 Posted by laflux (15893 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jayfournines said:

@laflux said:

Yeah- either one of team one solo's easily.

Batman or Joker solo Norman and Spiderman?

No...not really

Sorry my bad I meant team 2.

#26 Edited by wanonalake (292 posts) - - Show Bio

@nickzambuto:

@hudyman said:

The thing is, joker is a tactical genius he doesnt look like it but he is. batman on the other hand could take them both if he had prep time. joker is like a mastermind really, give him prep time and he could potentially solo

Spider-Man and Green Goblin are both geniuses too. Hell, Norman took over the entirety of Marvel Earth. Prep or not, team two wins in a super stomp.

What? What issue(s) was this, i would very much enjoy reading them!

#27 Posted by Enzeru (2954 posts) - - Show Bio


What? What issue(s) was this, i would very much enjoy reading them!

There were one or two Batman / Spider-Man crossovers, where Spider-Man had to escort Carnage to Arkham Asylum and Batman was around as well, including the Joker, who was Carnage's idol (Carnage is actually based on Joker - at least the character and the chaotic personality).

#28 Posted by nickzambuto (13658 posts) - - Show Bio

@wanonalake: I was referring to the whole Dark Reign incident.

#29 Posted by i_like_swords (14326 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man let's Batman throw a punch, which he headbutts, subsequently sending all of Batmans bone matter through the back of his shoulder, cascading into the Jokers face. Green Goblin then gives Joker the wedgie of his life on the tallest crane in New York, where Spider-Man would after web up Batman, leaving the two enemies hanging together in a painful harmony for the remainder of their pitiful existences'. Then Spider-Man and Green Goblin kill each other, Mary Jane cries, and Team 1 wins by technicality.

@Ishmael_the_Deathjester said:

Spidey sits back on a lounge chair sipping lemonade with Mary Jane at his side while the green goblin flies overhead and pumps team 1 full of machine gun bullets and shrapnel. Team 2 in a hilariously one sided curbstomp.

The Joker took a wizz in the lemonade.

God damnit this.

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#30 Posted by VeganDiet (1067 posts) - - Show Bio

@wanonalake: This crossover? It's called Spider-man and Batman: Disordered Minds.

There's another one called New Age Dawning, I think, that features Kingpin and Ra's Al Ghul.

#31 Posted by lesterlawton (756 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker perishes in the first 10 seconds, Batman lasts maybe 10 more.

#32 Edited by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

This is incredibly mismatched in favour of Team 2.

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