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Bane from the Nolan Trilogy vs Black Widow from MCU and Hit-Girl from the Kick-Ass movies

no morals, no equipment, HTH only but are allowed to wear suits

fight takes place in Dallas Cowboys stadium

win KO or death

who wins and why?

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No equipment? Bat and Bane.

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Team one easy. IIRC widow always uses gadgets in her fights and so did hit girl and they aren't nearly as durable as batman or bane especially with Batman's suit and banes mask. Batman and bane kick butt without gadgets and are better overall.

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Team 1...but only because you've got 2 full grown men against a woman and a 12 year old girl in unarmed combat.

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No idea about hit girl, but both Bats and Bane can solo Widow.

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Bane solos, Hit Girl and Widow need gadgets

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@lukehero said:

Bane solos, Hit Girl and Widow need gadgets

Well widows gadgets our to OP and Hit Girl's gadgets are pretty much guns

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@godzilla44: Are you saying you are now adding gadgets?

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#10  Edited By rogueshadow  Moderator

Team 1.

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#11  Edited By godzilla44

@lukehero: No but I'm thinking of making it just Bane vs BW and HG no gadgets

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@godzilla44: Widow is not that good without gadgets, and hit girls H2H is embarrassing, she has too many low showings vs skilled opponents.

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@lukehero: I'll just make Bane vs them, Widow with gadgets could solo

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#14  Edited By AllStarSuperman

Hit-Girl is gonna get lowballed bad here. IMO she can take Bane, he has an easily exploitable plot device on his face, alls she needs is one kick.

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@godzilla44: That's the thing, Widow tech is better than Batman's , but without she's really not that durable. Maybe if she gets her own movie or in Age of Ultron she will improve.

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Team 1...but only because you've got 2 full grown men against a woman and a 12 year old girl in unarmed combat.

Like this matters in fiction, Hit-girl has shown better striking power then Bats, IIRC.

Let me put this in perspective. Damian Wayne can't beat a fodder ninja cause the ninja is bigger than him, lol, right.

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@lukehero said:

@godzilla44: That's the thing, Widow tech is better than Batman's , but without she's really not that durable. Maybe if she gets her own movie or in Age of Ultron she will improve.

BW took a hit from hulk, thats more durable than anything else here.

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Hit-Girl is gonna get lowballed bad here. IMO she can take Bane, he has an easily exploitable plot device on his face, alls she needs is one kick.

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I hope you know she didn't kick him that far, all she did was kick off a moving vehicle while another was driving straight towards him.

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#19  Edited By mickey-mouse

@allstarsuperman: That's called PIS, it can happen in movies too. It makes no sense, because hulk punches bang through armored buildings and tore through the hellicarrier.

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Hit-Girl is gonna get lowballed bad here. IMO she can take Bane, he has an easily exploitable plot device on his face, alls she needs is one kick.

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Hit girl has Gear in this fight...and until she gets her roids on...she is completely dominated.

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@lukehero: It was only a back hand, not a full "smash flying turtle punch", but why is it PIS?

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Hit-Girl is gonna get lowballed bad here. IMO she can take Bane, he has an easily exploitable plot device on his face, alls she needs is one kick.

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I hope you know she didn't kick him that far, all she did was kick off a moving vehicle while another was driving straight towards him.

Ugh, You realize she would have to overcome the force of him being dragged by the van? Not only does her kick over come that it sends him flying backward (you can obviously see this.), Not to mention he even busts through the cars windshield like its paper. This kick of her's is superhuman imho.

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#22  Edited By DarthAznable

They photoshopped that picture of Black Widow SO bad lol. I'm siding with Bane.

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@allstarsuperman: It's PIS, because Widow at best is peak human, even a simple back hand should have at least broke her ribs and another body parts.

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#24  Edited By AllStarSuperman

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Hit-Girl is gonna get lowballed bad here. IMO she can take Bane, he has an easily exploitable plot device on his face, alls she needs is one kick.

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Hit girl has Gear in this fight...and until she gets her roids on...she is completely dominated.

Nice lowball, right? Like Batman could have beat MR.

And Hit-Girl held her own, she was not dominated.

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She has able to block many attacks (unlike Bruce and Bane who try to tank.) and scale MR to put her in a hold.

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here we go again with the hit girl wanking

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Bane wins, easily.

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#28  Edited By godzilla44

@lukehero: It was only a back hand, not a full "smash flying turtle punch", but why is it PIS?

@godzilla44 said:

@allstarsuperman said:

Hit-Girl is gonna get lowballed bad here. IMO she can take Bane, he has an easily exploitable plot device on his face, alls she needs is one kick.

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I hope you know she didn't kick him that far, all she did was kick off a moving vehicle while another was driving straight towards him.

Ugh, You realize she would have to overcome the force of him being dragged by the van? Not only does her kick over come that it sends him flying backward (you can obviously see this.), Not to mention he even busts through the cars windshield like its paper. This kick of her's is superhuman imho.

no she would overcome the strength of him holding onto the van. Ya it send him flying backwards because he's above ground on a moving vehicle, what point of this you don't understand? The glass breaks because he's full on hitting the glass while the car is driving at least 50mph

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@shawnbaby said:

@allstarsuperman said:

Hit-Girl is gonna get lowballed bad here. IMO she can take Bane, he has an easily exploitable plot device on his face, alls she needs is one kick.

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Hit girl has Gear in this fight...and until she gets her roids on...she is completely dominated.

Nice lowball, right? Like Batman could have beat MR.

And Hit-Girl held her own, she was not dominated.

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She has able to block many attacks (unlike Bruce and Bane who try to tank.) and scale MR to put her in a hold.

She didn't "hold her own"... Mother Russia was completely unfazed by every single attack Hit girl made.

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@shawnbaby: There's no gear in this fight

I know. What I'm saying is that even with Gear she didn't stand a chance against Mother Russia

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@allstarsuperman said:

@lukehero: It was only a back hand, not a full "smash flying turtle punch", but why is it PIS?

@godzilla44 said:

@allstarsuperman said:

Hit-Girl is gonna get lowballed bad here. IMO she can take Bane, he has an easily exploitable plot device on his face, alls she needs is one kick.

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I hope you know she didn't kick him that far, all she did was kick off a moving vehicle while another was driving straight towards him.

Ugh, You realize she would have to overcome the force of him being dragged by the van? Not only does her kick over come that it sends him flying backward (you can obviously see this.), Not to mention he even busts through the cars windshield like its paper. This kick of her's is superhuman imho.

no she would overcome the strength of him holding onto the van. Ya it send him flying backwards because he's above ground on a moving vehicle, what point of this you don't understand? The glass breaks because he's full on hitting the glass while the car is driving at least 50mph

I am no scientist so this is gonna come off sounding weird. If the underlined part is true, then hit-girls kick would of had to send the guy 50+ miles per hour in the other direction to overcome the moving force. There's this episode of Mythbusters where they do a very similar thing. If 2 cars hit head on going 50 mph is it the same as 1 car hitting a wall at 50 mph or 100 mph? It ends up on being 50 mph. "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction" that means if what you are honestly stating is true, Mindy's kick overcame the vans' 50 mph, sent the guy flying into a car going 50 mph, and his body hit so hard it overcame the force to break a windshield.

@silent_bomber you in for yet another Hit-Girl lowballing contest?

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@godzilla44 said:

@shawnbaby: There's no gear in this fight

I know. What I'm saying is that even with Gear she didn't stand a chance against Mother Russia

oh okay :)

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#35  Edited By godzilla44

@godzilla44 said:

@allstarsuperman said:

@lukehero: It was only a back hand, not a full "smash flying turtle punch", but why is it PIS?

@godzilla44 said:

@allstarsuperman said:

Hit-Girl is gonna get lowballed bad here. IMO she can take Bane, he has an easily exploitable plot device on his face, alls she needs is one kick.

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I hope you know she didn't kick him that far, all she did was kick off a moving vehicle while another was driving straight towards him.

Ugh, You realize she would have to overcome the force of him being dragged by the van? Not only does her kick over come that it sends him flying backward (you can obviously see this.), Not to mention he even busts through the cars windshield like its paper. This kick of her's is superhuman imho.

no she would overcome the strength of him holding onto the van. Ya it send him flying backwards because he's above ground on a moving vehicle, what point of this you don't understand? The glass breaks because he's full on hitting the glass while the car is driving at least 50mph

I am no scientist so this is gonna come off sounding weird. If the underlined part is true, then hit-girls kick would of had to send the guy 50+ miles per hour in the other direction to overcome the moving force. There's this episode of Mythbusters where they do a very similar thing. If 2 cars hit head on going 50 mph is it the same as 1 car hitting a wall at 50 mph or 100 mph? It ends up on being 50 mph. "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction" that means if what you are honestly stating is true, Mindy's kick overcame the vans' 50 mph, sent the guy flying into a car going 50 mph, and his body hit so hard it overcame the force to break a windshield.

@silent_bomber you in for yet another Hit-Girl lowballing contest?

So now your trying to tell me that Hit-Girl kicked him hard enough to send him faster than 50 mph. Okay I quit I'm done finished see ya

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@godzilla44: you're the one that brought it up. Prove me wrong without resorting to "fanboy" and "wanking". If I have the physics wrong so be it, but at least prove it wrong then.

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@godzilla44: I love that you don't understand 101 level physics.

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@godzilla44: you're the one that brought it up. Prove me wrong without resorting to "fanboy" and "wanking". If I have the physics wrong so be it, but at least prove it wrong then.

How about the Movie has the Physics wrong. Which is exactly what Mythbusters does...proves that Movies often get physics wrong. Because they are Movies...not textbooks.

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#39  Edited By godzilla44

@allstarsuperman: dude it's a movie real life physic's aren't always in it like how Hit-Girl uses the Adrenaline and all the sudden she has super speed

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@allstarsuperman said:

@godzilla44: you're the one that brought it up. Prove me wrong without resorting to "fanboy" and "wanking". If I have the physics wrong so be it, but at least prove it wrong then.

How about the Movie has the Physics wrong. Which is exactly what Mythbusters does...proves that Movies often get physics wrong. Because they are Movies...not textbooks.

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@allstarsuperman: dude it's a movie real life physic's aren't always in it like how Hit-Girl uses the Adrenaline and all the sudden she has super speed

By that logic, we must also ignore Bane's feats because some of them are physically impossible.

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@erik said:

@godzilla44 said:

@allstarsuperman: dude it's a movie real life physic's aren't always in it like how Hit-Girl uses the Adrenaline and all the sudden she has super speed

By that logic, we must also ignore Bane's feats because some of them are physically impossible.

Such as that feat we disagreed on...

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#43  Edited By frozen  Moderator

Bane wins in pure H2H. Widow could beat him if she had equipment and Hit-Girl is a non-factor. If someone's going to make a case for the team, it is Widow that fares better than Hit-Girl.

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@erik: You're on my side? It's nice to have a friend :)

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@godzilla44: you're the one that brought it up. Prove me wrong without resorting to "fanboy" and "wanking". If I have the physics wrong so be it, but at least prove it wrong then.

How about the Movie has the Physics wrong. Which is exactly what Mythbusters does...proves that Movies often get physics wrong. Because they are Movies...not textbooks.

@allstarsuperman: dude it's a movie real life physic's aren't always in it like how Hit-Girl uses the Adrenaline and all the sudden she has super speed

So you are gonna say Kick-Ass physics are bogus, but resort to saying Bane is bigger than either opponent so he wins, durr durr durr.

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@erik said:

@godzilla44 said:

@allstarsuperman: dude it's a movie real life physic's aren't always in it like how Hit-Girl uses the Adrenaline and all the sudden she has super speed

By that logic, we must also ignore Bane's feats because some of them are physically impossible.

not really because they're more believable than a, 14 year girl with no superpowers kicking a guy 50 mph

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Bane.

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@frozen said:

@erik said:

@godzilla44 said:

@allstarsuperman: dude it's a movie real life physic's aren't always in it like how Hit-Girl uses the Adrenaline and all the sudden she has super speed

By that logic, we must also ignore Bane's feats because some of them are physically impossible.

Such as that feat we disagreed on...

Exactly. But as you said, it is in the movies and is intended to be there. Thus, we must also accept Hit-Girl's feats for what they are.

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Still, with no gear its BatBane. Widow and Hit-girl are both gear dependent fighters. Not lowballing either of them, they both exhibit solid fighting skills but they both falter when their opponent uses brute strength.

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Bane would crush them if he could get his hands on them. He's more likely to get Widow, as Hit Girl is ridiculously fast, but i don't know if he can actually win this. I'm pretty sure Hit Girl is a bullet timer in the films.