Thor just god blasts them, anti force, or GEO -FORCE, then they get there ass wooped, and then thor boasts about how he slayed them with his enchanted 'mallet', iron man takes the glory, captain america tells them they shouldnt be celebrating at ones death, falcon shows of his money makers, ant man tries to leave the team, thor eats his meatballs, hulk rages at thor for eating his meatballs, "to battle" says thor, they fight, thors laughs, hulk smashes, hulk dies, the world dies, thor goes to asgard, gaea spanks him, odin spanks him, odin calls him a "brute of foulest nature, "to battle" says thor, "hath at thee, i would smite thee with all the powers at my disposal" says odin, odin rapes him, banishes him to Jotunheim as a frost giant named "ice pig the tooth berserker", aliens invade Jotunheim, thor finds a temple to take refuge, he find mjolnir, remembers odin banished him, he then goes to odin while he is in the odin sleep or what ever he calls it, god blasts him to fuk, then he inherits the odin force, goes crazy, destroys the rest of the nine realms, agent coulson then pops out of no were with a pistol while thor is sleeping with his asgardian woman, boom head shot, thors skull breaks, story ends..
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