Aunt May vs J J Jameson

Aunt May 1 hour prep

JJ none

May hand bag

May has roid rage

JJ none

Daily Bugle

JJ stomps

Ends in sex.

@Joygirl said:

Ends in sex.

Ewwwww. Thanks for the bad imagery :P

@Joygirl said:

Ends in sex.

That would mean Aunt May is cheating on her husband with his son...

Is Aunt May is mom????

@nickzambuto said:

@Joygirl said:

Ends in sex.

That would mean Aunt May is cheating on her husband with his son...

Hawt.

Hasn't Aunt May tagged Spiderman/Peter

@Immortal777 said:

Hasn't Aunt May tagged Spiderman/Peter

She's managed to sneak up on him and KO him with a frying pan (spider sense doesn't register Aunt May as a threat).

Then she gave his body to Doc Ock as a wedding present.

@nickzambuto said:

@Immortal777 said:

Hasn't Aunt May tagged Spiderman/Peter

She's managed to sneak up on him and KO him with a frying pan (spider sense doesn't register Aunt May as a threat).

Then she gave his body to Doc Ock as a wedding present.

See she is the biggest threat in spidey villans

Aunt May can beat galactus so she wins handily.

Aunt May FTW..What is Jerky Jerk Jameson going to do aunt may...??? I bet aunt may is in better shape then him anyways

Aunt May storms in, smacks JJ with her handbag.

JJ then retaliates and charges at her.

She swings around him and slaps his face, then throws him out the window, beats her chest, roars, and then kills the hulk

Does JJ have his cigar?

Aunt may rips his head off and shaves that hitler mustache.

@GTG12 said:

Aunt May can beat galactus so she wins handily.

LOL

@Joygirl said:

Ends in sex.

May does have prep, can't she bug his office or something

JJ may be more subdued