AUNT MAY VS GALACTUS
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" @King Saturn said:well they could be"oh gawdmaybe your right king maybe the battle threads are dead "
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"Galactus massive Curbstomp theres nothing Aunt may can do in this fight. "
BS. See below.
@k4tzm4n said:
"Aunt May bakes a delicious batch of cookies for Galan. He's amazed by them and promises to leave and never threaten Earth again. Aunt May wins via cookies. "
@k4tzm4n said:"Aunt May bakes a delicious batch of cookies for Galan. He's amazed by them and promises to leave and never threaten Earth again. Aunt May wins via cookies. ""
@Morpheus_ said:
" Has Aunt May prep time?The OP doesn't give instructions.Thus, no prep time. Thus, no cookies.
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This really shouldn't be as funny as I'm finding it...
Go Aunt MAY!!! But she'd have to make a whole bunch of cookies for a guy that eats planets...
"This really shouldn't be as funny as I'm finding it...Go Aunt MAY!!! But she'd have to make a whole bunch of cookies for a guy that eats planets..."
On the contrary, one small cookie packs enough flavor to satisfy the Blob. I can only imagine the force behind an entire plate!
@k4tzm4n said:
" @The Psyentist said:Mmm...now I want some cookies. Good thing I made a whole batch some time ago... :D"This really shouldn't be as funny as I'm finding it...Go Aunt MAY!!! But she'd have to make a whole bunch of cookies for a guy that eats planets..."
On the contrary, one small cookie packs enough flavor to satisfy the Blob. I can only imagine the force behind an entire plate! "
Please Aunt May, was around before the univers Galan was born in was even created. She was the Galactus of that univers. Now she is Mayjetaku, the all-knowing, all-powerful, with the combined powers of all the DBZ9000SS860,000,000 she can destroy realities by snapping removing he diaphram. Dont you watch Dragon Testicles? She is totally unkillable and no it doesnt take her 3 episodes to power up you guys are all such haters. Dragon Nuts Gigglers is the greatest show ever long live Mayjetaku!!!!!
"^ I comply; mods should lock this. Far too one sided.
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yes obviously aunt may wins
" @The Psyentist:I see. I wish you better. But I should warn you, as well. For what we talked about previously, about not being unreasonably angered with a few of the viners...I can see you turning into She-Hulk if you spent too much time around here... "Haha...yeah. Probably would. I usually just hang out around the Off-Topic threads...which can be worse sometimes...
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" @Morpheus_ said:Not quite. Or perhapsI haven't noticed as such." @The Psyentist:I see. I wish you better. But I should warn you, as well. For what we talked about previously, about not being unreasonably angered with a few of the viners...I can see you turning into She-Hulk if you spent too much time around here... "Haha...yeah. Probably would. I usually just hang out around the Off-Topic threads...which can be worse sometimes...... "
" Its the Psyentist !I know, right? I just keep popping up...
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@Morpheus_ said:
" @The Psyentist said:Topics like religion and sexual orientation (oh, and Megan Fox...oi) get brought up there...those are REALLY touchy. And can be quite hysterical." @Morpheus_ said:Not quite. Or perhapsI haven't noticed as such. "" @The Psyentist:I see. I wish you better. But I should warn you, as well. For what we talked about previously, about not being unreasonably angered with a few of the viners...I can see you turning into She-Hulk if you spent too much time around here... "Haha...yeah. Probably would. I usually just hang out around the Off-Topic threads...which can be worse sometimes...... "
" @King Saturn said:indeed you do" Its the Psyentist !I know, right? I just keep popping up...
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@Morpheus_ said:Hey, around here, there are threads like:" @The Psyentist said:Topics like religion and sexual orientation (oh, and Megan Fox...oi) get brought up there...those are REALLY touchy. And can be quite hysterical. "" @Morpheus_ said:Not quite. Or perhapsI haven't noticed as such. "" @The Psyentist:I see. I wish you better. But I should warn you, as well. For what we talked about previously, about not being unreasonably angered with a few of the viners...I can see you turning into She-Hulk if you spent too much time around here... "Haha...yeah. Probably would. I usually just hang out around the Off-Topic threads...which can be worse sometimes...... "
i) Zoom vs God
ii) Zoom vs the followers of God
or, justifications as to why a character loses in a fight:
Superman/Silver Surfer/ (pick a name - any name) are the gay-est characetrs ever. X (pick again) curbstomps.
So, as you can see, only Megan Fox hasn't been involved around here for the time being (but perhaps I'm mistaken). So, we have already covered 2/3 topics you mentioned - and since this is the Aunt May vs Galactus thread after all, I wouldn't think too improbable the Megan Fox vs Galactus thread to spring up as well...With Mrs Fox winning via speed steal; she flashes her breasts and Galactus turns to a statue.
"@k4tzm4n said:" Aunt May doesn't require prep. She always has a fresh batch of cookies ready for visitors and/or emergencies. =) "But what if Aunt May gets hungry prior to the fight
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Aunt May has an extremely slow digestive system, 1 cookie could keep her occupied for hours on end. This is a batch of at least 24 cookies.
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