AUNT MAY VS ALFRED

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Battle takes place in a death arena

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#2  Edited By oldwasher

Aunt may wins via cookies

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@deathstroke_terminater:

even if that fails (doubtful since a single cookie could feed galactus for all time). she can simply beat Alfred to death with her cane

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Alfred serves Aunt May's crusty azz on a platter.

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MayForce ftw,

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#7  Edited By Bat_Girl_CC

Alfred > Hush

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Alfred stomps!

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Been done, and still ends in sex

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Alfred.

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Alfred

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#11  Edited By silent_bomber
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Gotta' love Gerry Conway's Spider-Man with his crappy Spider-Sense and crappy durability LOL

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Ends in sex

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Aunt May? Alfred? Battle?...........Omniverse Implodes.

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This is a battle of epic proportions.

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MAY STOMPS

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ends in sex as always

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#21  Edited By Evil-Incarnate

Aunt May used to be a wild one back in the day. Those of you who read "Trouble" know what I'm talking about.

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Aunt May

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@rubear said:

@bat_girl_cc: Alfred > Superman.

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Lmao! mine, made more sense...xD

Regardless, Alfred still stomps!

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the universe is destroyed in the fight

the multiverse is destroyed in the old people sex after

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Alfred Stomps .

Alfred>>>>>Superman

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if it's ultimate aunt may, she wins by a wide margin.

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#32  Edited By mickey-mouse

Aunt May has Cosmic Powers She stomps!!!

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Stalemate.

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#37  Edited By Wardemon32
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#39  Edited By NotATreeABush

Aunt May is like WU Tang Clan... she ain't nothin to f*ck with

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#40  Edited By Frisky4

Alfred. Cosmic powers are overrated and can be quickly worked around by people like Mexicans with hammers.

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Meanwhile Alfred:

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