Each man is placed in a seperate point, surrounded by various beasts and monsters and Ninjas and whatnot, and each have to kill everything around them. But this isn't the contest. Each have their normal weapons, but are also placed in strategic points, with tool sheds, various items and hilarious ways to kill people/Deadites. The person to make the funniest one-liners during the contest wins. So, who picks up the victory?
noone of the others have even one funny oneliner...
if it was just a physical battle, i'd say Freddy definitely, but for 'one liner' value, it's gotta be McClane
Freddy won't win in a physical battle. Maybe in a dream battle, but by the sound of not much people are going to be sleeping through this.
Oh and McClane wins.
Deadpool and Ash are the two top tier. Ash would get the Necronomicon and make the enemies fuck each other up to death while yelling "You see this bitches, this is how it is done." Deadpool would teleport like a motherfucker, holding heads up and saying "These fuckers...thinking they can out do me". Ultimately I give to Ash, he can't kill Deadpool, but he could trap him and the rest in The Book of the Dead, while laughing hysterically.