#1 Posted by Gottheit (3592 posts) - - Show Bio

Each man is placed in a seperate point, surrounded by various beasts and monsters and Ninjas and whatnot, and each have to kill everything around them. But this isn't the contest. Each have their normal weapons, but are also placed in strategic points, with tool sheds, various items and hilarious ways to kill people/Deadites. The person to make the funniest one-liners during the contest wins. So, who picks up the victory?

#2 Posted by Methos (40532 posts) - - Show Bio

John McClane

noone of the others have even one funny oneliner...

if it was just a physical battle, i'd say Freddy definitely, but for 'one liner' value, it's gotta be McClane

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#3 Posted by Maxim (332 posts) - - Show Bio

One liners is Ash. He is a god among men.

"This is my BOOMSTICK!!!!!!"

"Hail to the king baby"

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.....you got that!!??"

"Who's laughing now, huh? Now who's laughing!?"

I like his more than Mclane.

#4 Posted by Gottheit (3592 posts) - - Show Bio

Maxim's makin' friends in the world. High five, buddy.

#5 Posted by ZORN (1560 posts) - - Show Bio

i will say segal because i dont know if people notice but most of his movies he never gets hurt.

#6 Posted by Bart Simpson (618 posts) - - Show Bio
Methos said:
"

John McClane

noone of the others have even one funny oneliner...

if it was just a physical battle, i'd say Freddy definitely, but for 'one liner' value, it's gotta be McClane

M

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Freddy won't win in a physical battle. Maybe in a dream battle, but by the sound of not much people are going to be sleeping through this.

Oh and McClane wins.
#7 Posted by Vance Astro (89623 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool.CURBSTOMP.

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#8 Posted by King Saturn (218906 posts) - - Show Bio
Deadpool and Ash will duke it out for the win
#9 Edited by Ash_Boomstick (45 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool and Ash are the two top tier. Ash would get the Necronomicon and make the enemies fuck each other up to death while yelling "You see this bitches, this is how it is done." Deadpool would teleport like a motherfucker, holding heads up and saying "These fuckers...thinking they can out do me". Ultimately I give to Ash, he can't kill Deadpool, but he could trap him and the rest in The Book of the Dead, while laughing hysterically.