#1 Posted by Gottheit (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Each man is placed in a seperate point, surrounded by various beasts and monsters and Ninjas and whatnot, and each have to kill everything around them. But this isn't the contest. Each have their normal weapons, but are also placed in strategic points, with tool sheds, various items and hilarious ways to kill people/Deadites. The person to make the funniest one-liners during the contest wins. So, who picks up the victory?

#2 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

John McClane

noone of the others have even one funny oneliner...

if it was just a physical battle, i'd say Freddy definitely, but for 'one liner' value, it's gotta be McClane

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#3 Posted by Maxim (330 posts) - - Show Bio

One liners is Ash. He is a god among men.

"This is my BOOMSTICK!!!!!!"

"Hail to the king baby"

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.....you got that!!??"

"Who's laughing now, huh? Now who's laughing!?"

I like his more than Mclane.

#4 Posted by Gottheit (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Maxim's makin' friends in the world. High five, buddy.

#5 Posted by ZORN (1605 posts) - - Show Bio

i will say segal because i dont know if people notice but most of his movies he never gets hurt.

#6 Posted by Bart Simpson (536 posts) - - Show Bio
Methos said:
"

John McClane

noone of the others have even one funny oneliner...

if it was just a physical battle, i'd say Freddy definitely, but for 'one liner' value, it's gotta be McClane

M

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Freddy won't win in a physical battle. Maybe in a dream battle, but by the sound of not much people are going to be sleeping through this.

Oh and McClane wins.
#7 Posted by Vance Astro (91122 posts) - - Show Bio

Deadpool.CURBSTOMP.

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#8 Posted by King Saturn (223825 posts) - - Show Bio
Deadpool and Ash will duke it out for the win