Armless Tiger Man vs Squirrel Girl (You're welcome, Comic Vine)

Armless Tiger Man

VERSUS

Squirrel Girl

LOCATION

For the sake of balance, Sesame Street will be unpopulated.

RULES

Rules? A match like this has no rules!

Yes, Armless Tiger Man has his hammer and knives.

BONUS ROUND

If these two powerhouses team-up, can they topple the mighty...

STILT-MAN? Naturally, this world shattering bout will also take place on Sesame Street. Big Bird is in the middle of the fray.

ULTIMATE BONUS ROUND

Elated over their defeat of Stilt-Man, the duo go for a romantic stroll in a local swamp. But oh no, what's that?

KILLER CROC WITH A BUNCH OF BIG OL' ROCKS!

hmmmmmmmmmmmm ...........................................................

@Ancient_0f_Days: I'm 5% confident this will become bigger than Batman vs Captain America, sir!

Squirrel Girl stomps :)

@ShootingNova: I was considering giving Armless Tiger Man a hammer, but I thought that would make things far too unfair.

What about the bonus round?

@k4tzm4n: Squirrel Girl soloes the Bonus one :D

Big bird solos

@ShootingNova said:

@k4tzm4n: Squirrel Girl soloes the Bonus one :D

*GASP*

I don't know, man. The technological might that is Stilt-Man might prove to be too much, especially since Sesame Street is currently a squirrel free region. I fear for her safety.

@jashro44 said:

Big bird solos

Big Bird is only in the bonus round, man!

@k4tzm4n: Don't worry. Squirrel Girl has crushed TOAA before. She's beyond omnipotent. She's transcendent. You can't describe her power. So....... we worship her now?

@ShootingNova said:

@k4tzm4n: Squirrel Girl soloes the Bonus one :D

*GASP*

I don't know, man. The technological might that is Stilt-Man might prove to be too much, especially since Sesame Street is currently a squirrel free region. I fear for her safety.

@ShootingNova said:

@k4tzm4n: Don't worry. Squirrel Girl has crushed TOAA before. She's beyond omnipotent. She's transcendent. You can't describe her power. So....... we worship her now?

I'll only worship her when she learns to use a hammer with her foot.

YAH! YAH! HA! HA!

@k4tzm4n: LOL at that pic.

@OmegaDynasty: It's unpopulated except for Big Bird in the bonus round! And round 1 is unpopulated! Her plushy army will have to wait.

@ShootingNova: Also, Armless Tiger Man has solo'd a doorman before. After all, they're the guardians of the gateways. Just sayin'.

@k4tzm4n: Doormen are weak......

Not the battle thread we want or need. It's the one we deserve.

Am I saying that right?

On topic: Squirrel Girl.

@ShootingNova said:

@k4tzm4n: Doormen are weak......

They're trusted to guard entrances. This means they have at least have Navy SEAL training and experience. On top of that, they're managing doors all day long. That's an intense work out, so clearly they're at least low level superhuman. At least.

@k4tzm4n: Well, I can guard an entrance too :D

LOL, I was kidding before.

@Mr_Ingenuity said:

Not the battle thread we want or need. It's the one we deserve.

@ShootingNova said:

@k4tzm4n: Well, I can guard an entrance too :D

LOL, I was kidding before.

I'm not. This thread is 150% serious business!

Armless Tiger Man. Squirrel Girl will never be able to overpower ATM's speed and strength.

Big bird will enter round 1 since there are no rules and will solo them. Otherwise everything blows up and the entire universe will die.

@k4tzm4n: :(

I'm so going there: I dont care what his comic's back storey says, it is a cover up, Squirrel girl took Tigerman's arms in their first, secret, fight. When this battle is done, someone's gonna be called the limbless tigerman!

This thread....

Squirl Girl uses stiltman's stilts as skewers for her Bigbird-shishkabobs!

Squirrel Girl is actually a legitimate martial artist.

Should have made it armless tiger dude vs. http://www.comicvine.com/arm-fall-off-boy/29-57336/ Arm-Fall-Off boy.

I think that would've been much more entertaining.

@k4tzm4n:

Look at the picture! She even plucked out the Watcher's eyes for daring to look upon her true form!

Now this is how you do ridiculous battle threads lol. But since I don't know much about the characters, well a little about Squirrel Girl, I'll say she takes Armless Tiger Man and Stilt Man. And with that:

@Baldy said:

@k4tzm4n:

Look at the picture! She even plucked out the Watcher's eyes for daring to look upon her true form!

Machine > Thanos

If he survived that, he can survive whatever Squirrel Girl is capable of. Thanos' limbs are still attached together.

Ok now I know SG is a comical character and all, but I really don't like her. I know her beating all enemies is more of a joke thing but still, who came up with the idea?

@Wolfrazer said:

Ok now I know SG is a comical character and all, but I really don't like her. I know her beating all enemies is more of a joke thing but still, who came up with the idea?

Spite. Squirrel Girl's power is that she never loses.

@greenteaforme said:

I hated the story arc but the scans are awesome =)

@Killemall said:

@greenteaforme said:

I hated the story arc but the scans are awesome =)

Those vicious, pissed off squirrels are adorable.

@greenteaforme said:

Those vicious, pissed off squirrels are adorable.

Yeah, the best part is if you cook them they all taste like chicken ;)

@Killemall said:

@greenteaforme said:

Those vicious, pissed off squirrels are adorable.

Yeah, the best part is if you cook them they all taste like chicken ;)

Where do you live?

I know here are some areas that actually make a lot of squirrel gravy, and eat squirrels and things. Just curious ;P

@greenteaforme said:

@Killemall said:

@greenteaforme said:

Those vicious, pissed off squirrels are adorable.

Yeah, the best part is if you cook them they all taste like chicken ;)

Where do you live?

I know here are some areas that actually make a lot of squirrel gravy, and eat squirrels and things. Just curious ;P

@Baldy said:

@greenteaforme said:

@Killemall said:

@greenteaforme said:

Those vicious, pissed off squirrels are adorable.

Yeah, the best part is if you cook them they all taste like chicken ;)

Where do you live?

I know here are some areas that actually make a lot of squirrel gravy, and eat squirrels and things. Just curious ;P

Seems about right.

Some steamed crawdads and squirrel gravy with biscuits.

Squirrel girl will win, but armless tiger man is a f##king badass.

@greenteaforme said:

Some steamed crawdads and squirrel gravy with biscuits.

Delicious.

@k4tzm4n said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: I'm 5% confident this will become bigger than Batman vs Captain America, sir!

Throw in a bloodlusted Killer Croc and then will we have a fight.

@nick_hero22 said:

@k4tzm4n said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: I'm 5% confident this will become bigger than Batman vs Captain America, sir!

3 pages in less than one day. So far it's much more popular than threads I actually put effort into.

@k4tzm4n said:

@nick_hero22 said:

@k4tzm4n said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: I'm 5% confident this will become bigger than Batman vs Captain America, sir!

3 pages in less than one day. So far it's much more popular than threads I actually put effort into.

Put in Killer Croc

@nick_hero22 said:

@k4tzm4n said:

@nick_hero22 said:

@k4tzm4n said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: I'm 5% confident this will become bigger than Batman vs Captain America, sir!

3 pages in less than one day. So far it's much more popular than threads I actually put effort into.

Put in Killer Croc

That's too much awesome for one thread.