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#1 Edited by k4tzm4n (34887 posts) - - Show Bio

Armless Tiger Man

VERSUS

Squirrel Girl

LOCATION

For the sake of balance, Sesame Street will be unpopulated.

RULES

Rules? A match like this has no rules!

Yes, Armless Tiger Man has his hammer and knives.

BONUS ROUND

If these two powerhouses team-up, can they topple the mighty...

STILT-MAN? Naturally, this world shattering bout will also take place on Sesame Street. Big Bird is in the middle of the fray.

ULTIMATE BONUS ROUND

Elated over their defeat of Stilt-Man, the duo go for a romantic stroll in a local swamp. But oh no, what's that?

KILLER CROC WITH A BUNCH OF BIG OL' ROCKS!

#2 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (12391 posts) - - Show Bio

hmmmmmmmmmmmm ...........................................................

#3 Posted by k4tzm4n (34887 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ancient_0f_Days: I'm 5% confident this will become bigger than Batman vs Captain America, sir!

#4 Edited by ShootingNova (18897 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel Girl stomps :)

#5 Posted by k4tzm4n (34887 posts) - - Show Bio

@ShootingNova: I was considering giving Armless Tiger Man a hammer, but I thought that would make things far too unfair.

"No one can stop him from his campaign of destruction." Words worth noting.

What about the bonus round?

#6 Posted by ShootingNova (18897 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n: Squirrel Girl soloes the Bonus one :D

#7 Posted by jashro44 (25266 posts) - - Show Bio

Big bird solos

#8 Posted by k4tzm4n (34887 posts) - - Show Bio

@ShootingNova said:

@k4tzm4n: Squirrel Girl soloes the Bonus one :D

*GASP*

I don't know, man. The technological might that is Stilt-Man might prove to be too much, especially since Sesame Street is currently a squirrel free region. I fear for her safety.

#9 Posted by k4tzm4n (34887 posts) - - Show Bio

@jashro44 said:

Big bird solos

Big Bird is only in the bonus round, man!

#10 Posted by ShootingNova (18897 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n: Don't worry. Squirrel Girl has crushed TOAA before. She's beyond omnipotent. She's transcendent. You can't describe her power. So....... we worship her now?

#11 Edited by OmegaDynasty (9199 posts) - - Show Bio
@k4tzm4n said:

@ShootingNova said:

@k4tzm4n: Squirrel Girl soloes the Bonus one :D

*GASP*

I don't know, man. The technological might that is Stilt-Man might prove to be too much, especially since Sesame Street is currently a squirrel free region. I fear for her safety.

 
 
There are some squirrels. lol
#12 Posted by k4tzm4n (34887 posts) - - Show Bio

@ShootingNova said:

@k4tzm4n: Don't worry. Squirrel Girl has crushed TOAA before. She's beyond omnipotent. She's transcendent. You can't describe her power. So....... we worship her now?

I'll only worship her when she learns to use a hammer with her foot.

YAH! YAH! HA! HA!

#13 Posted by ShootingNova (18897 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n: LOL at that pic.

#14 Edited by k4tzm4n (34887 posts) - - Show Bio

@OmegaDynasty: It's unpopulated except for Big Bird in the bonus round! And round 1 is unpopulated! Her plushy army will have to wait.

@ShootingNova: Also, Armless Tiger Man has solo'd a doorman before. After all, they're the guardians of the gateways. Just sayin'.

#15 Posted by ShootingNova (18897 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n: Doormen are weak......

#16 Edited by Mr_Ingenuity (7899 posts) - - Show Bio

Not the battle thread we want or need. It's the one we deserve.

Am I saying that right?

On topic: Squirrel Girl.

Online
#17 Posted by k4tzm4n (34887 posts) - - Show Bio

@ShootingNova said:

@k4tzm4n: Doormen are weak......

They're trusted to guard entrances. This means they have at least have Navy SEAL training and experience. On top of that, they're managing doors all day long. That's an intense work out, so clearly they're at least low level superhuman. At least.

#18 Posted by ShootingNova (18897 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n: Well, I can guard an entrance too :D

LOL, I was kidding before.

#19 Posted by k4tzm4n (34887 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mr_Ingenuity said:

Not the battle thread we want or need. It's the one we deserve.

@ShootingNova said:

@k4tzm4n: Well, I can guard an entrance too :D

LOL, I was kidding before.

I'm not. This thread is 150% serious business!

#20 Posted by Chronus (1115 posts) - - Show Bio

Armless Tiger Man. Squirrel Girl will never be able to overpower ATM's speed and strength.

#21 Posted by jashro44 (25266 posts) - - Show Bio

Big bird will enter round 1 since there are no rules and will solo them. Otherwise everything blows up and the entire universe will die.

#22 Posted by ShootingNova (18897 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n: :(

#23 Posted by drgnx (3566 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm so going there: I dont care what his comic's back storey says, it is a cover up, Squirrel girl took Tigerman's arms in their first, secret, fight. When this battle is done, someone's gonna be called the limbless tigerman!

#24 Posted by JonSmith (4010 posts) - - Show Bio

#25 Posted by solesamurai (591 posts) - - Show Bio

This thread....

#26 Posted by Shawnbaby (10869 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Posted by drgnx (3566 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirl Girl uses stiltman's stilts as skewers for her Bigbird-shishkabobs!

#28 Posted by greenteaforme (1826 posts) - - Show Bio
#29 Posted by Baldy (4914 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n:

Look at the picture! She even plucked out the Watcher's eyes for daring to look upon her true form!

#30 Posted by Lvenger (21143 posts) - - Show Bio

Now this is how you do ridiculous battle threads lol. But since I don't know much about the characters, well a little about Squirrel Girl, I'll say she takes Armless Tiger Man and Stilt Man. And with that:

#31 Posted by Chronus (1115 posts) - - Show Bio

@Baldy said:

@k4tzm4n:

Look at the picture! She even plucked out the Watcher's eyes for daring to look upon her true form!

Machine > Thanos

If he survived that, he can survive whatever Squirrel Girl is capable of. Thanos' limbs are still attached together.

#32 Posted by greenteaforme (1826 posts) - - Show Bio
#33 Posted by Dane (10649 posts) - - Show Bio
#34 Edited by Wolfrazer (7661 posts) - - Show Bio

Ok now I know SG is a comical character and all, but I really don't like her. I know her beating all enemies is more of a joke thing but still, who came up with the idea?

#35 Posted by Baldy (4914 posts) - - Show Bio

@Wolfrazer said:

Ok now I know SG is a comical character and all, but I really don't like her. I know her beating all enemies is more of a joke thing but still, who came up with the idea?
#36 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29510 posts) - - Show Bio

Spite. Squirrel Girl's power is that she never loses.

#37 Posted by Wolfrazer (7661 posts) - - Show Bio
@Baldy:  Never said I hated her, I just don't like her. Meaning I tolerate.
#38 Posted by Killemall (18607 posts) - - Show Bio

@greenteaforme said:

I hated the story arc but the scans are awesome =)

#39 Posted by greenteaforme (1826 posts) - - Show Bio

@Killemall said:

@greenteaforme said:

I hated the story arc but the scans are awesome =)

Those vicious, pissed off squirrels are adorable.

#40 Posted by Killemall (18607 posts) - - Show Bio

@greenteaforme said:

Those vicious, pissed off squirrels are adorable.

Yeah, the best part is if you cook them they all taste like chicken ;)

#41 Posted by greenteaforme (1826 posts) - - Show Bio

@Killemall said:

@greenteaforme said:

Those vicious, pissed off squirrels are adorable.

Yeah, the best part is if you cook them they all taste like chicken ;)

Where do you live?

I know here are some areas that actually make a lot of squirrel gravy, and eat squirrels and things. Just curious ;P

#42 Posted by Baldy (4914 posts) - - Show Bio

@greenteaforme said:

@Killemall said:

@greenteaforme said:

Those vicious, pissed off squirrels are adorable.

Yeah, the best part is if you cook them they all taste like chicken ;)

Where do you live?

I know here are some areas that actually make a lot of squirrel gravy, and eat squirrels and things. Just curious ;P

#43 Posted by greenteaforme (1826 posts) - - Show Bio

@Baldy said:

@greenteaforme said:

@Killemall said:

@greenteaforme said:

Those vicious, pissed off squirrels are adorable.

Yeah, the best part is if you cook them they all taste like chicken ;)

Where do you live?

I know here are some areas that actually make a lot of squirrel gravy, and eat squirrels and things. Just curious ;P

Seems about right.

Some steamed crawdads and squirrel gravy with biscuits.

#44 Posted by Vortex13 (12264 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrel girl will win, but armless tiger man is a f##king badass.

#45 Posted by Baldy (4914 posts) - - Show Bio

@greenteaforme said:

Some steamed crawdads and squirrel gravy with biscuits.

Delicious.

#46 Posted by nick_hero22 (7226 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: I'm 5% confident this will become bigger than Batman vs Captain America, sir!

#47 Posted by nick_hero22 (7226 posts) - - Show Bio

Throw in a bloodlusted Killer Croc and then will we have a fight.

#48 Posted by k4tzm4n (34887 posts) - - Show Bio

@nick_hero22 said:

@k4tzm4n said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: I'm 5% confident this will become bigger than Batman vs Captain America, sir!

3 pages in less than one day. So far it's much more popular than threads I actually put effort into.

#49 Posted by nick_hero22 (7226 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n said:

@nick_hero22 said:

@k4tzm4n said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: I'm 5% confident this will become bigger than Batman vs Captain America, sir!

3 pages in less than one day. So far it's much more popular than threads I actually put effort into.

Put in Killer Croc

#50 Posted by k4tzm4n (34887 posts) - - Show Bio

@nick_hero22 said:

@k4tzm4n said:

@nick_hero22 said:

@k4tzm4n said:

@Ancient_0f_Days: I'm 5% confident this will become bigger than Batman vs Captain America, sir!

3 pages in less than one day. So far it's much more popular than threads I actually put effort into.

Put in Killer Croc

That's too much awesome for one thread.