Animal man...Man!

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#1  Edited By Sling Shot

A guy who can use sonic beams like a pistol shrimp, leap like a flea,regenerate like a starfish,and over thousands of other things in the animal kingdom.

And he is a down to earth family man.

Animal man vs. Iron Man

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#2  Edited By The_Ghostshell

Animal Man wins. Tony shows up 2 hours late with a transsexual hooker wearing his helmet and a good drunk on, he collapses and suffocates on his own vomit.

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#3  Edited By Sling Shot

Animal Man marks his territory with piss marking so the other contenders knows Iron Man is ...taken.

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#4  Edited By The_Ghostshell

Sling Shot says:

"Animal Man marks his territory with piss marking so the other contenders knows Iron Man is ...taken."

Hahaha, ya know I bet it wouldnt be the first time Tonys been pissed on either.

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#5  Edited By Sling Shot

I like IM still though.

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#6  Edited By Donnieman v5.1

Gambler says:

"Sling Shot says:
"Animal Man marks his territory with piss marking so the other contenders knows Iron Man is ...taken."

Hahaha, ya know I bet it wouldnt be the first time Tonys been pissed on either."

Hey, stop riding on Iron Man.

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#7  Edited By The_Ghostshell

Donnieman v5.1 says:

"Gambler says:
"Sling Shot says:
"Animal Man marks his territory with piss marking so the other contenders knows Iron Man is ...taken."

Hahaha, ya know I bet it wouldnt be the first time Tonys been pissed on either."

Hey, stop riding on Iron Man."

I'm just getting warmed up.

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@gambler: I just getting warmed up...6 years later, still hasn't said anything...must really be gathering some info.

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#9  Edited By The_Ghostshell

@artyom: Whats left to say after transsexual hookers, golden showers, and drunken assfixation? Keep trollin trollin trollin :D

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Rather more seriously... Animal Man takes it Pre-52.

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@gambler: I'm not trolling I just found this on the last page, and thought it was funny :) and I agree Animal wins

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@artyom: No I was referring to myself in regards to trolling (cause Sling Shot and D-Man were both good friends lol and I hated Iron Man)

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Animal

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I'd say Iron man. I'm not sure any animal in the kingdom can handle a repulsor beam. And starfishes do not regenerate quickly.

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@reaperonyx: Pre-52 Animal Man could channel gigantic alien fauna.

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@reaperonyx: he can turn into powerful beings like sun eaters, among others.