Animal man...Man! - Battles

#1 Posted by Sling Shot (3560 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

A guy who can use sonic beams like a pistol shrimp, leap like a flea,regenerate like a starfish,and over thousands of other things in the animal kingdom.

And he is a down to earth family man.

Animal man vs. Iron Man

#2 Posted by Gambler (80653 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Animal Man wins. Tony shows up 2 hours late with a transsexual hooker wearing his helmet and a good drunk on, he collapses and suffocates on his own vomit.

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#3 Posted by Sling Shot (3560 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Animal Man marks his territory with piss marking so the other contenders knows Iron Man is ...taken.

#4 Posted by Gambler (80653 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Sling Shot says:

"Animal Man marks his territory with piss marking so the other contenders knows Iron Man is ...taken."

Hahaha, ya know I bet it wouldnt be the first time Tonys been pissed on either.

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#5 Posted by Sling Shot (3560 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

I like IM still though.

#6 Posted by Donnieman v5.1 (44309 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Gambler says:

"Sling Shot says:
"Animal Man marks his territory with piss marking so the other contenders knows Iron Man is ...taken."
Hahaha, ya know I bet it wouldnt be the first time Tonys been pissed on either."

Hey, stop riding on Iron Man.

#7 Posted by Gambler (80653 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Donnieman v5.1 says:

"Gambler says:
"Sling Shot says:
"Animal Man marks his territory with piss marking so the other contenders knows Iron Man is ...taken."
Hahaha, ya know I bet it wouldnt be the first time Tonys been pissed on either."
Hey, stop riding on Iron Man."

I'm just getting warmed up.

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