Andre the Giant and Bruce Lee vs 15 street thugs

#1 Edited by VercingetorixTheGreat (2491 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

The thugs get no weapons because they are new to thugging

EDIT ADDED 5 MORE THUGS SO ITS 20 THUGS

#2 Posted by AweSam (3854 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Thugs take this.

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#3 Posted by Trinity00 (2504 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Team 1 stomps

#4 Posted by Joygirl (6101 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Mismatch... Duo wins easily.

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#5 Posted by Almighty_Darkseid (1724 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

bruce solos, effortless curbstomp

#6 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (6535 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Bruce and Andre win.

#7 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2491 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Ok I will add more thugs lol

#8 Posted by nick_hero22 (5062 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Thugs take this pretty easily

#9 Posted by Nova`Prime` (3929 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Well considering Bruce and Andre are dead, the thugs win. If those two are not then they get the hell beat out of them. This is Bruce Lee we're talking about people. Andre is just icing on the cake. And that's some huge icing.

#10 Posted by Reptilicus (634 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

What's the size of the thugs?

#11 Posted by FourthDeity (2223 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

@Almighty_Darkseid said:

bruce solos, effortless curbstomp

#12 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2491 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

@Reptilicus: there thugs meaning they are moderate or normal sized. In other words they need to gang up on people to win

#13 Posted by blau1234 (28 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Bruce Lee on his own has killed off over 30 thugs in movies.

#14 Posted by Moonchilde (1364 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

@blau1234: Beating 30 thugs in a movie =/= beating 30 thugs in real life.

I think it would depend on how smart/skilled the thugs are. If they are smart enough to coordinate an attack and/or group up on them at once, then they'd eventually overpower the due. For some reason though I'm assuming these are 20 thugs that have no idea what they are doing and would likely hesitate to make a move. A moments hesitation = death, especially against trained fighters.

Still, as skilled as these two may have been, 20 people should be enough to take them, assuming enough of the thugs are brave enough to step up to the challenge.

#15 Posted by hermankeson (436 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Totally depends who the thugs are and do they have weapons? If they would have weapons It's possible that Bruce could take them, he would keep distance and kick ko them one after another and keep kiting. Andre however is too slow, he would be stabbed and killed on the spot.

#16 Posted by AmazingScrewOnHead (691 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Thugs wouldnt stand a chance

#17 Posted by HBKTimHBK (4377 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

I believe Bruce Lee could take this on his own, and having Andre there just gives more help. These thugs won't have any weapons at all, and they are completely inexperienced since they're "new to thugging".

#18 Posted by The_Thunderer (2883 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Thugs will lose, but andre will go down..

#19 Posted by Mad8Baller (469 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Andre sits on his fanny and eats a giant donut in front of the television like Homer Simpson while watching Bruce Lee solo all 15 thugs.

#20 Posted by Enosisik (1153 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

If they are even halfway decent fighters the thugs should win. Real life isn't like the movies 20 vs 1 or 2 is waaaaaay to much. Bruce might knock one or two out on his own but he was small so once a few get a hold of him they could drag him down. Andre was big and slow so they'd have to use speed stay low and go for his legs.

#21 Posted by Almighty_Darkseid (1724 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

@Enosisik said:

If they are even halfway decent fighters the thugs should win. Real life isn't like the movies 20 vs 1 or 2 is waaaaaay to much. Bruce might knock one or two out on his own but he was small so once a few get a hold of him they could drag him down. Andre was big and slow so they'd have to use speed stay low and go for his legs.

bruce was 5'8 150 lbs, all muscle less than 5% fat, that dont seem small to me, but its not big either

#22 Posted by Enosisik (1153 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

I know how big he is and the average person is around 5-10 to 6 feet 170lbs and by small I mean that he wouldn't be able to hold off being tackled by more than maybe two people at a time. Bruce was amazing but I'm being realistic here. Real life isn't like the movies where you knock everyone out with one punch or kick lol. That's why I say he 'might' get a few but there are just too many. It all depends on the skill level and toughness of the 'thugs' of course but even at average street fighter skill and at an average size it is very very difficult to fight off multipal people once they get a hold of you.

#23 Posted by texasdeathmatch (12569 posts) - 11 months, 9 days ago - Show Bio

Awesome fight, haha.

#24 Posted by Reptilicus (634 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

I remember reading about Andre flipping over a car with four men in it. His reach and strength alone, will be devastating since these attackers are normal size. I presume normal size is about 160 lbs.

#25 Posted by BigCimmerian (4346 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

Team 1 wins, effortless curbstomp

#26 Posted by ShootingNova (9454 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

What kind of fight is this? Bruce alone would crush them all and send them home crying to their mums.

#27 Edited by terry2012 (4602 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

@Enosisik: This right here is what I'm talking about.

#28 Posted by hyiena (1058 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

@Enosisik said:

If they are even halfway decent fighters the thugs should win. Real life isn't like the movies 20 vs 1 or 2 is waaaaaay to much. Bruce might knock one or two out on his own but he was small so once a few get a hold of him they could drag him down. Andre was big and slow so they'd have to use speed stay low and go for his legs.
#29 Posted by ShootingNova (9454 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

@hyiena said:

@Enosisik said:

If they are even halfway decent fighters the thugs should win. Real life isn't like the movies 20 vs 1 or 2 is waaaaaay to much. Bruce might knock one or two out on his own but he was small so once a few get a hold of him they could drag him down. Andre was big and slow so they'd have to use speed stay low and go for his legs.

No. Bruce can move faster than the thugs can defend themselves. If he gets out his nunchucks, he pierces through them so hard it isn't funny. He is trained to guard himself even against numerous others, because I know his fighting style, and I have also trained in Martial Arts. You are trained to guard yourself to prevent vulnerable points from being exposed. Bruce is a master of this. With Andre, he just kills them all.

#30 Posted by terry2012 (4602 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

@Enosisik: This very true. I love the way how you approach it realistically. How you have to see it as realism and not movie. The OP didn't say it was movie or realism so you have to take it as realism.

#31 Posted by hyiena (1058 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

Everybody now a days has trained in martial arts it doesn't mean everybody can apply it to a real fight. All Bruce Lees feats are hear say or from movies.

#32 Posted by ShootingNova (9454 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

@hyiena said:

Everybody now a days has trained in martial arts it doesn't mean everybody can apply it to a real fight. All Bruce Lees feats are hear say or from movies.

No. Learn some real history before you make comments like that. Chuck Norris himself stated that he would lose to Lee, and has also been defeated.

#33 Posted by hyiena (1058 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

He never said that he has said Bruce was very good and could be the best but his life was devoted to acting and not fighting.

#34 Posted by ShootingNova (9454 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

@hyiena said:

He never said that he has said Bruce was very good and could be the best but his life was devoted to acting and not fighting.

Prior to that, he was trained by one of the most skilled Chinese Martial artists, now known as Yip Man, in the style of WIng-Chun. He also studied numerous other styles.

#35 Edited by hyiena (1058 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

There is a reason MMA fighters use Muy Thai and Ju Jitzu because they are able to use those techniques in real fights alot of other martial arts have alot of stuff that your never gona be able to use in a real fight.And Dale Earnhardt could have taught me to drive doesn't mean i'm gona be a great Nascar driver.

#36 Posted by Lady_Liberty (4738 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

I think Bruce and Andre would win. At the end of the day they will win for the same reasons regular cops beat the heck out of thugs every day.

Thugs suck at fighting. Its just that simple. They do not train hard, they do not have a lot of experience, and most importantly they do not have the mindset that is willing to take some hits and keep fighting.

Bruce lived fighting, and movies. He was amazingly fit, and mentally ready to fight in a real fight.

Andre was huge, absolutely massive, and he would not be affected mentally by the numbers of thugs. He towers over them like they are small children.

The thugs are just normal people. They are going to see Bruce kicking someones teeth out of their head faster then they believe is possible, and Andre breaking someones neck with a punch and that's going to do serious damage to their willingness to just mob up and charge.

Bruce and Andre are going to win, because they have every single possible advantage except numbers, and those numbers are going to thin out fast.

#37 Posted by Baldy (5021 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

If it's movie Bruce then they win, even without Andre. Real life, not a chance. 10-1 odds are just far too much.

#38 Edited by Enosisik (1153 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

No. Bruce can move faster than the thugs can defend themselves. If he gets out his nunchucks, he pierces through them so hard it isn't funny. He is trained to guard himself even against numerous others, because I know his fighting style, and I have also trained in Martial Arts. You are trained to guard yourself to prevent vulnerable points from being exposed. Bruce is a master of this. With Andre, he just kills them a______ faster than ten people ? Do you think he's the Flash? I've also taken martial arts and I know a lot about Jeet Kune Do and it doesn't make a difference. You can not train yourself to defend ten people jumping on top of you and dragging you to the floor. Two or three maybe even four but ten? Do you really think ten guys on the street are going to lime up and look for pressure points or would they just tackle him to the ground! A couple guys go low and a couple go high, it's not difficult.

#39 Posted by mtrakos (401 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

Bruce Lee and The Giant.

#40 Edited by Enosisik (1153 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

"Andre breaking someones neck with a punch " ___ Are you kidding me? Look up David Haye vs Valuev on YouTube . Valuev was a 7 foot tall 300+ pound heavyweight champion boxer with gigantisim and he was far from breaking anyones neck . In fact he wasn't a hard puncher at all considering his size. You see not only do you need to be strong but you also need speed and most important of all the punch needs in order to deliver the full power upon impact. Boxers train hours upon hours to develop accurate punches which is why they are able to knock people out. Most of the best punchers in history were skinny guys who had fast hands . There are some who were big monsters but in boxing 6'4 250 is a monster. 7' foot and 300lbs is just to big. You can't avoid involving punches and have no defence fir the body. Andre is useless against 10 guys.

#41 Posted by terry2012 (4602 posts) - 11 months, 7 days ago - Show Bio

@Enosisik: Lol

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