American Agents Vs British Agents - Battles

#1 Posted by Strider92 (11370 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

American Agents:

Black Widow (Movie version), John McClane (Die Hard), Jason Bourne (Bourne Trilogy)

Vs

British Agents:

Mr. Smith (Shoot Em Up), Carl Hauser (Total Recall), James Bond (Craig version)

Morals On
No Prep
Standard Gear
20 meter starting distance
Win by KO or Death

Location:

#2 Edited by Pyrogram (11070 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

British EASILY, James bond and Carl Hauser on their own would win, Carl Hauser was stupidly good, taking out like 10 guards in like super-speed. Basically superhuman.

Widow and john are killed easily and its upto Jason Bourne to win on his own, and thats not happening.

#3 Posted by Jayfournines (4024 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@Pyrogram said:

British EASILY, James bond and Carl Hauser on their own would win, Carl Hauser was stupidly good, taking out like 10 guards in like super-speed. Basically superhuman.

gotta agree, the British guys take this one, Mr. Smith was a cartoonish monster that could counter John mcClane's luck, Carl Hauser stalemates Bourne and Widow vs Bond ends in sex.

#4 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

No Liquid Snake on British Team?

Son I am disappoint.

#5 Edited by Strider92 (11370 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@nickzambuto: Ha never thought of him. That might make things little unfair now mighten it?

Hmmm apparently the British team seems to win this too easily for my liking. I'll find a more adept member to replace McClane or just add another member to try and balance it out for the American team.

#6 Edited by Pyrogram (11070 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

@nickzambuto: Ha never thought of him. That might make things little unfair now mighten it?
Hmmm apparently the British team seems to win this too easily for my liking. I'll find a more adept member to replace McClane or just add another member to try and balance it out for the American team.

To be honest the total recal guy is actually stupidly good at his best feats in the movie, he would solo the team in a close gunfight.

Example watch this clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yx_9uxohMTI#t=37s

#7 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

@nickzambuto: Ha never thought of him. That might make things little unfair now mighten it?

#8 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@Pyrogram said:

Strider92 said:
@nickzambuto: Ha never thought of him. That might make things little unfair now mighten it?
Hmmm apparently the British team seems to win this too easily for my liking. I'll find a more adept member to replace McClane or just add another member to try and balance it out for the American team.
To be honest the total recal guy is actually stupidly good at his best feats in the movie, he would solo the team in a close gunfight.

I dunno, I think Black Widow can take him TBH.

#9 Posted by Pyrogram (11070 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

@Pyrogram said:
Strider92 said:
@nickzambuto: Ha never thought of him. That might make things little unfair now mighten it?
Hmmm apparently the British team seems to win this too easily for my liking. I'll find a more adept member to replace McClane or just add another member to try and balance it out for the American team.
To be honest the total recal guy is actually stupidly good at his best feats in the movie, he would solo the team in a close gunfight.
I dunno, I think Black Widow can take him TBH.

Never.

#10 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@Pyrogram said:

@nickzambuto said:
@Pyrogram said:
Strider92 said:
@nickzambuto: Ha never thought of him. That might make things little unfair now mighten it?
Hmmm apparently the British team seems to win this too easily for my liking. I'll find a more adept member to replace McClane or just add another member to try and balance it out for the American team.
To be honest the total recal guy is actually stupidly good at his best feats in the movie, he would solo the team in a close gunfight.
I dunno, I think Black Widow can take him TBH.
Sometimes.

I agree.

#11 Posted by Pyrogram (11070 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

@Pyrogram said:
@nickzambuto said:
@Pyrogram said:
Strider92 said:
@nickzambuto: Ha never thought of him. That might make things little unfair now mighten it?
Hmmm apparently the British team seems to win this too easily for my liking. I'll find a more adept member to replace McClane or just add another member to try and balance it out for the American team.
To be honest the total recal guy is actually stupidly good at his best feats in the movie, he would solo the team in a close gunfight.
I dunno, I think Black Widow can take him TBH.
Sometimes.
I agree.

shhhhh

#12 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

This is a Bond vs Bourne toss up. The others are irrelevant.

#13 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@kingkronos said:

This is a Bond vs Bourne toss up. The others are irrelevant.

Actually, Black Widow and Carl are major factors here.

#14 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

@kingkronos said:
This is a Bond vs Bourne toss up. The others are irrelevant.
Actually, Black Widow and Carl are major factors here.

Not seeing how exactly.

#15 Posted by Pyrogram (11070 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@nickzambuto said:

@kingkronos said:
This is a Bond vs Bourne toss up. The others are irrelevant.
Actually, Black Widow and Carl are major factors here.

black widow is a non factor, she really puts NOTHING into this fight. and Carl Hauser solos to be honest.

#16 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@Pyrogram said:

@nickzambuto said:
@kingkronos said:
This is a Bond vs Bourne toss up. The others are irrelevant.
Actually, Black Widow and Carl are major factors here.
black widow is a non factor, she really puts NOTHING into this fight. and Carl Hauser solos to be honest.

You're really giving Carl way too much credit. Taking out a group of guards before they can react is standard street level. Black Widow did the exact same thing, but she didn't need guns or human shields. Just martial arts and a couple electric thingies.

She can take Carl. All he ever took on was random senties; BW helped fight off an alien army.

#17 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (15849 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

Mr Smith solos

#18 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (15849 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

#19 Posted by robertloucksjr (1098 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

What, no Dean Martin as Matt Helm with his exploding buttons off his leisure suit, cold gun, and backwards shooting gun?

#20 Posted by Strider92 (11370 posts) - 6 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

@robertloucksjr: Lol!

#21 Posted by AngryHulks (1845 posts) - 6 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

Willis solos, he have probability manipulation that puts Domino into shame.

#22 Posted by The_Roman (3159 posts) - 6 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

@Jayfournines said:

@Pyrogram said:
British EASILY, James bond and Carl Hauser on their own would win, Carl Hauser was stupidly good, taking out like 10 guards in like super-speed. Basically superhuman.
gotta agree, the British guys take this one, Mr. Smith was a cartoonish monster that could counter John mcClane's luck, Carl Hauser stalemates Bourne and Widow vs Bond ends in sex.

Beautiful assassin babies

#23 Posted by mobsters (140 posts) - 6 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

american

#24 Posted by Strider92 (11370 posts) - 6 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

@The_Roman said:

@Jayfournines said:
gotta agree, the British guys take this one, Mr. Smith was a cartoonish monster that could counter John mcClane's luck, Carl Hauser stalemates Bourne and Widow vs Bond ends in sex.
Beautiful assassin babies

Those would be very dangerous babies!

#25 Posted by The_Roman (3159 posts) - 6 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

@Strider92: F**kin scarily dangerous babies

#26 Posted by Supermanwithatan01 (1843 posts) - 6 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

No Ethan Hunt? Or Liam Neesons character from Taken? James Bond solos

#27 Posted by Strider92 (11370 posts) - 6 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@The_Roman said:

@Strider92: F**kin scarily dangerous babies

Feeding them would be a challenge!