Alfred vs Xavier vs Spiderman vs Kickass

- all movie versions

- everyone is unarmed

- Alfred as seen in the Dark Knight trilogy

- Xavier has no mutant powers but gets his wheelchair

- Spiderman is basically Peter Parker before he got bitten by the spider, however, he still has his costume

- Kickass shows up in his costume as well but with no equipment

- bloodlust on

- fight to the death in the middle of a desert

- winner gets a bonus round vs Invisible Woman in the middle of the Pacific Ocean

I'll throw it out there for Kick Ass

I say Kick Ass 5/10 and Xavier 5/10 thanks to his weelchair, he can run over Alfred and Peter then try with Kick Ass

xavier he has a strong upper body and experience he would beat down kick ass and peter easily.

alfred would have a chance if it were comic versions but in Darkknight he would get owned.

Ah! The bonus round ends in sex obviously

It was mentioned in TDK that Alfred was a soldier and was in Vietnam or somewhere.

My Cocaine stomps those two costumed punks into the ground and pushes Xavier down a flight of stairs.

@drew_tan: pushes him down the stairs? in the middle of the desert? I said Alfred, not Chuck Norris

Kick Ass