Alfred vs Kick-Ass

Fight takes place: Wayne Manor 
 
Fight till KO

Alfred.

Kick Ass has no training what so ever and which is why he get's his ass kicked

" Kick Ass has no training what so ever and which is why he get's his ass kicked "

"Kick Ass has no training what so ever and which is why he get's his ass kicked "

" @Mr. Dead Pool said:

"Kick Ass has no training what so ever and which is why he get's his ass kicked "

"

Alfred  with a cricket bat.

  
Alfred would mop the floor (no pun intended) with Kick-Ass

Alfred, easily.

Alfred!Boo-Yah!How embarrassing of a loss!

Alfred curbstomps

Alfred's ex-British military. He wins.

Alfred stomps.

Alfred beats him up with a rolled up newspaper, Bruce's leftover sandwich and a handful of bat-droppings :)

@JediXMan said:

Alfred, easily.

Alfred while drinking a cup of tea...

Alfred would probably confuse him with some advanced British literature then take KickAsses dildo sticks and beat him with them. then fix him up and do it all over again.

Alfred is far, far, far more skilled. Kick-Ass from volume 1 would go down in 5 seconds, Kick-Ass from Volume 2 would mayble last 20 seconds, since he got trained by Hit-Girl and knows how to wield his escrima sticks! But Alfred is still too experienced!