Alfred vs Joker

Alfred vs The Joker

Bloodlusted

Round 1

Only have boxers on

Joker has a cane

Alfred has a military knife

Round 2

Alfred has Batsuit

Joker has standard

Alfred

First round joker second round Alfred.

You do know Joker has K.O.'d Cassandra Cain on more than one occasion?

@sheenlantern That was because his craziness made her unable to fight him properly

O_O.

eh, PIS, shes batfam its like ppl tagin flash.

Lies. Joker is secretly a martial arts master ;)

Joker.

Could Alfred use a gun?

This is stupid. Alfred stays in the batcave because he is not physically capable or has the guts to be a hero himself. He is too old. The joker would kill him in the first. No need for a round two.

☝The comment above me is no joke.

Now THIS is the joke. Good one Experio!

A person's gotta be insane to think old man Alfred is even in the same league as The Clown Prince. What has Alfred done? Disarmed Hush? The Joker thwarted an attack from Green Arrow at close range and threw him off a bridge.

1.) Joker has a cane? Let's see what he can do with a cane..

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An armed Tim Drake cannot handle the Joker with a cane and loses after being struck once. I wouldn't say Tim Drake's acrobatic martial skill can be matched by Alfred, who certainly cannot defeat Joker's unpredictability.

2.) Alfred has a military knife? First of all, Alfred won't be able to touch Joker in the first place. Secondly, knives are sharp. Sharp things cut. Cuts cause bleeding. The Joker's blood is toxic. In the unlikely chance that Alfred cuts him, Joker's highly-toxic blood will seep into Alfred's system and kill him.

We're talking about Bruce Wayne's BUTLER trying to move around in an armored suit while trying to fight Batman's #1 Greatest Nemesis who has fought (and bested) Batman many times in the past. Alfred doesn't stand a chance against the Joker.

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Sincerely,

Alfred was part of the British Army. He's plenty brave. And he has more guts then most people on this site.

@jokergeist: Have you decided on a charather yet?

Alfred ''Get the he!! out of my property'' *Grabs Shotgun*

@jokergeist: I do my best

Joker.

Lol.

Joker.

Easystomp.

It's not PIS, nor is it a testament to any amount of skill on Joker's part. Cass's whole fighting style revolves around reading her opponent's body movements. She reads muscles just like how you're reading this sentence. Only problem is, Joker's movements are gibberish. Batman himself stated that is the reason Joker was able to manhandle her. Someone like Cassandra Cain trying to fight Joker is like you tryng to read frcfhnrimop5 [0.pli ,∫¨˚¥√ øπøπ¬≥˜˜ªºˆ∆ø µ¬.

Alfred pops a kryptonian pill and goes to work.

I don't know guys Alfred is a pretty good fighter himself... It wont exactly be a walk in the park but I can see Joker winning this.

@jeepeh: Your comparing people on this website to fictional characters in a comic book. First of all the joker has taken on Alfred on more than one occasion so like i said no contest.

And with that, I take my leave of this thread.

I never said Alfred would win, I said that Alfred is braver than you give him credit for.

Alfred is BAMF as f***. He wins.

This how the fight will look. lol

Didn't Alfred knockout Superman, lol?

@auction_sniper: Ya. In a non-canon INJUSTICE comic.

And if this does not count as cannon then I want no part in this thread any-more.

@thesummerian: OMG lolllll so trashhhhhh!!

Anyway Alfred FTW

@jokergeist: That reminds me, we need to do that Joker vs Damian Wayne CAV

Alfred is WAAAAAAY to awesome for The Joker to even comprehend.

Well, actually it isn't because it's from a tv show. That's out-of-character for comic Joker