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Alfred Vs Batman
Battle:Alfred Vs Batman
The idea of thse two in a fight amuses me!
acewasp23 says:
" Alfred with out any problem. all he has to do is Poison master Bruce's food or turn the stove on and blow out the pilot light while Mr. Wayne sleeps.Alfred would be the only guy that can get close enough to Batman and kill him with out any notice. "
lol
acewasp23 says:
"think of it, in a fight its one sided and batman would have it hands down. so if Alfred wanted to kill he could because he prepares Batman's dinner, gets his drinks, and takes care of the house when Batman is asleep or out.its funny but true. i don't even think the Batman factor could come into account. LoL "
Batman has contingency plans even for alfred lol
think of it, in a fight its one sided and batman would have it hands down. so if Alfred wanted to kill he could because he prepares Batman's dinner, gets his drinks, and takes care of the house when Batman is asleep or out.
its funny but true. i don't even think the Batman factor could come into account. LoL
Nighthunter says:
"Batman has contingency plans even for alfred lol"
but how would he know Alfred wanted him dead? LoL
if He was to turn evil he would know not to change anything about the way he acts because Batman would pic up on it. Alfred raised him since he was a boy, so know one in all of DC would know him better and how to get to him.
acewasp23 says:
"Alfred with out any problem. all he has to do is Poison master Bruce's food or turn the stove on and blow out the pilot light while Mr. Wayne sleeps. Alfred would be the only guy that can get close enough to Batman and kill him with out any notice. "
Like this?
As a former spy, and generally just a very competent and intelligent individual, Alfred would have no trouble killing Master Bruce if he set his mind to it. He knows more about what makes Batman tick than anyone alive, and he has a level of access to the Dark Knight that nobody can match. Batman depends on him, trusts him, needs his help. How many times has Alfred treated his injuries, prepared his meals, saved his life? It would be so simple to slip a little poison into those open wounds, or simply 'not make it in time' to pull Batman out of a desperate situation.
"Alfred with out any problem. all he has to do is Poison master Bruce's food or turn the stove on and blow out the pilot light while Mr. Wayne sleeps.
Alfred would be the only guy that can get close enough to Batman and kill him with out any notice.
"
NO......................
If its a fight bruce knows is coming hed just kick him in the face and ko him :P
Although as everyones saying Alfred makes all his food and stuff, being an intelligent man im sure he could slip some poison in his dinner
Alfred takes it with prep, not even kidding
Please, elaborate before I blow my head off with this gat.
@god_of_batman: Context or it didn't happen.
I gotta go with the majority on this one. Alfred actually can take down the Bat, but only because of his total access and it damn sure wouldn't be in a straight-up fist fight. He is however one of the few that could kill Batman if he decided to go that route.
This reminds me of another ridiculous fight with a rather surprising outcome.... Ghost Rider vs. the Care Bears. The theory went that since the Care Bears never shed innocent blood or did anything remotely mean or evil, Ghost Rider couldn't hurt them.... meanwhile the Care Bears had the Care Bear Stare..... go figure.
@god_of_batman: Context or it didn't happen.
Alfred stopped holding back. He unleashed the full force of his might.
@god_of_batman: Context or it didn't happen.
Alfred stopped holding back. He unleashed the full force of his might.
No. He. Didn't.
@god_of_batman: Context or it didn't happen.
Alfred stopped holding back. He unleashed the full force of his might.
No. He. Didn't.
Did so.
The Butler Force is far stronger than the Odin Force.
@comicstooge: I don't care if its stronger than ChuckNorris Force. Batman is the best. Its the law.
@comicstooge: I don't care if its stronger than ChuckNorris Force. Batman is the best. Its the law.
Nope. Bruce would be dead 100 times over without Alfred.
A clearly holding back Alfred stomps Hush:
Batman has never done that.
Alfred > Batman.
@comicstooge: Batman shot Darkseid while holding back.
Alfred takes it with prep, not even kidding
Please, elaborate before I blow my head off with this gat.
- Shoots Bruce.
- Blows Bruce up.
- Sabotages Bruce's equipment.
- Tells every villain where Bruce lives.
- Poisons Bruce with a specially designed poison.
- Kills him with a fire axe.
Etc. etc.
Alfred takes it with prep, not even kidding
Please, elaborate before I blow my head off with this gat.
- Shoots Bruce.
- Blows Bruce up.
- Sabotages Bruce's equipment.
- Tells every villain where Bruce lives.
- Poisons Bruce with a specially designed poison.
- Kills him with a fire axe.
Etc. etc.
Well, my head is gone. Why does Alfred straight up get the element of surprise here? That's like me saying "Bruce comes home, and punches Alfred in the head. Alfred then drops the poison platter he was going to feed Bruce".
@comicstooge: Batman shot Darkseid while holding back.
And only the body Darkseid was inhabiting, Dan Turpin, died (I think, I'll have to reread the story). Are you saying Alfred couldn't shoot Dan Turpin?
@comicstooge: Batman shot Darkseid while holding back.
And only the body Darkseid was inhabiting, Dan Turpin, died (I think, I'll have to reread the story). Are you sating Alfred couldn't shoot Dan Turpin?
No noob :P
@comicstooge: Batman shot Darkseid while holding back.
And only the body Darkseid was inhabiting, Dan Turpin, died (I think, I'll have to reread the story). Are you sating Alfred couldn't shoot Dan Turpin?
No noob :P
Batman vs Predator:
Alfred vs Predator:
@comicstooge: What? Batman fights the thing hand to hand while Alfred catches the damn thing off guard with a gat?
@comicstooge: What? Batman fights the thing hand to hand while Alfred catches the damn thing off guard with a gat?
EXCUSES, EXCUSES.
Anyway, Alfred shoots Bruce or uses his Superman level+ strength to punch Batman's head off. Or he can poison his tea, sandwiches or sabotage his gear.
Alfred takes it with prep, not even kidding
Please, elaborate before I blow my head off with this gat.
- Shoots Bruce.
- Blows Bruce up.
- Sabotages Bruce's equipment.
- Tells every villain where Bruce lives.
- Poisons Bruce with a specially designed poison.
- Kills him with a fire axe.
Etc. etc.
Well, my head is gone. Why does Alfred straight up get the element of surprise here? That's like me saying "Bruce comes home, and punches Alfred in the head. Alfred then drops the poison platter he was going to feed Bruce".
He's a spy, and can turn invisible at will
@iheartzombies92: Batman is a ninja, he can do stuff, man.
@iheartzombies92: Batman is a ninja, he can do stuff, man.
Alfred is Batman's nanny, he sends Bruce to his room - instant TKO, sorry
@god_of_batman: Context or it didn't happen.
It's from Injustice Gods Among Us, Alfred took a kryptonian pill drug that increases your durability and stuff by several thousand percent. But lets be honest, that scan is freaking awesome.
@iheartzombies92: Batman is a ninja, he can do stuff, man.
OMFG, NOT STUFF!! That's like waaaay OP. However will I come up with a counter for stuff?!?!?
@god_of_batman: I know. He does stuff. He gets around, man.
@monsterstomp: Dude, that's just, too OP. Nobody could ever come up with a counter for "stuff".
@god_of_batman: Stuff is pretty powerful stuff.
@comicstooge: THIS... three... years... later... :-(
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