Alfred Vs Batman - Battles

#1 Posted by Nighthunter (28542 posts) - 5 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

dies laughing

#2 Posted by Hailey (45 posts) - 5 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

Battle: Alfred Vs Batman

The idea of thse two in a fight amuses me!

#3 Posted by acewasp23 (6088 posts) - 5 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

Alfred with out any problem. all he has to do is Poison master Bruce's food or turn the stove on and blow out the pilot light while Mr. Wayne sleeps.

Alfred would be the only guy that can get close enough to Batman and kill him with out any notice.

#4 Posted by Nighthunter (28542 posts) - 5 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

acewasp23 says:

" Alfred with out any problem. all he has to do is Poison master Bruce's food or turn the stove on and blow out the pilot light while Mr. Wayne sleeps.Alfred would be the only guy that can get close enough to Batman and kill him with out any notice. "

lol

#5 Posted by Nighthunter (28542 posts) - 5 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

acewasp23 says:

"think of it, in a fight its one sided and batman would have it hands down. so if Alfred wanted to kill he could because he prepares Batman's dinner, gets his drinks, and takes care of the house when Batman is asleep or out.its funny but true. i don't even think the Batman factor could come into account. LoL "

Batman has contingency plans even for alfred lol

#6 Posted by acewasp23 (6088 posts) - 5 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

think of it, in a fight its one sided and batman would have it hands down. so if Alfred wanted to kill he could because he prepares Batman's dinner, gets his drinks, and takes care of the house when Batman is asleep or out.

its funny but true. i don't even think the Batman factor could come into account. LoL

#7 Posted by acewasp23 (6088 posts) - 5 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

Nighthunter says:

"Batman has contingency plans even for alfred lol"

but how would he know Alfred wanted him dead? LoL

if He was to turn evil he would know not to change anything about the way he acts because Batman would pic up on it. Alfred raised him since he was a boy, so know one in all of DC would know him better and how to get to him.

#8 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - 5 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

acewasp23 says:

"Alfred with out any problem. all he has to do is Poison master Bruce's food or turn the stove on and blow out the pilot light while Mr. Wayne sleeps. Alfred would be the only guy that can get close enough to Batman and kill him with out any notice. "

Like this?

#9 Posted by acewasp23 (6088 posts) - 5 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

i guess. LoL i was thinking more of letting him breath in the gas while he sleeps. just inhaling it would kill Batman. if there was an explosion batman would be able to get out of it. LoL

#10 Posted by King Saturn (211254 posts) - 5 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

WTF ?

#11 Posted by Alexander Anderson (4031 posts) - 5 years, 3 months ago - Show Bio

As a former spy, and generally just a very competent and intelligent individual, Alfred would have no trouble killing Master Bruce if he set his mind to it. He knows more about what makes Batman tick than anyone alive, and he has a level of access to the Dark Knight that nobody can match. Batman depends on him, trusts him, needs his help. How many times has Alfred treated his injuries, prepared his meals, saved his life? It would be so simple to slip a little poison into those open wounds, or simply 'not make it in time' to pull Batman out of a desperate situation.

#12 Posted by ComicStooge (5312 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago - Show Bio

Alfred beats Batman down, then goes and r*pestomps Superboy-Prime.

#13 Posted by jasraj (4728 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago - Show Bio

@acewasp23 said:

"
Alfred with out any problem. all he has to do is Poison master Bruce's food or turn the stove on and blow out the pilot light while Mr. Wayne sleeps.

Alfred would be the only guy that can get close enough to Batman and kill him with out any notice.
"

NO......................

#14 Posted by jasraj (4728 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago - Show Bio

Bruce beats the crap out of his butler, lol

#15 Posted by rogue_mar1e (19745 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago - Show Bio

#16 Posted by entropy_aegis (12319 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago - Show Bio

Alfred actually once beat hush.

#17 Posted by CaptainRodgers (1656 posts) - 2 years, 5 months ago - Show Bio

If its a fight bruce knows is coming hed just kick him in the face and ko him :P
Although as everyones saying Alfred makes all his food and stuff, being an intelligent man im sure he could slip some poison in his dinner