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#1 Posted by Nighthunter (28561 posts) - - Show Bio

dies laughing

#2 Posted by Hailey (45 posts) - - Show Bio
#3 Posted by acewasp23 (6087 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred with out any problem. all he has to do is Poison master Bruce's food or turn the stove on and blow out the pilot light while Mr. Wayne sleeps.

Alfred would be the only guy that can get close enough to Batman and kill him with out any notice.

#4 Posted by Nighthunter (28561 posts) - - Show Bio

acewasp23 says:

" Alfred with out any problem. all he has to do is Poison master Bruce's food or turn the stove on and blow out the pilot light while Mr. Wayne sleeps.Alfred would be the only guy that can get close enough to Batman and kill him with out any notice. "

lol

#5 Posted by Nighthunter (28561 posts) - - Show Bio

acewasp23 says:

"think of it, in a fight its one sided and batman would have it hands down. so if Alfred wanted to kill he could because he prepares Batman's dinner, gets his drinks, and takes care of the house when Batman is asleep or out.its funny but true. i don't even think the Batman factor could come into account. LoL "

Batman has contingency plans even for alfred lol

#6 Posted by acewasp23 (6087 posts) - - Show Bio

think of it, in a fight its one sided and batman would have it hands down. so if Alfred wanted to kill he could because he prepares Batman's dinner, gets his drinks, and takes care of the house when Batman is asleep or out.

its funny but true. i don't even think the Batman factor could come into account. LoL

#7 Posted by acewasp23 (6087 posts) - - Show Bio

Nighthunter says:

"Batman has contingency plans even for alfred lol"

but how would he know Alfred wanted him dead? LoL

if He was to turn evil he would know not to change anything about the way he acts because Batman would pic up on it. Alfred raised him since he was a boy, so know one in all of DC would know him better and how to get to him.

#8 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

acewasp23 says:

"Alfred with out any problem. all he has to do is Poison master Bruce's food or turn the stove on and blow out the pilot light while Mr. Wayne sleeps. Alfred would be the only guy that can get close enough to Batman and kill him with out any notice. "

Like this?

#9 Posted by acewasp23 (6087 posts) - - Show Bio

i guess. LoL i was thinking more of letting him breath in the gas while he sleeps. just inhaling it would kill Batman. if there was an explosion batman would be able to get out of it. LoL

#10 Posted by King Saturn (222808 posts) - - Show Bio

WTF ?

Online
#11 Posted by Alexander Anderson (4030 posts) - - Show Bio

As a former spy, and generally just a very competent and intelligent individual, Alfred would have no trouble killing Master Bruce if he set his mind to it. He knows more about what makes Batman tick than anyone alive, and he has a level of access to the Dark Knight that nobody can match. Batman depends on him, trusts him, needs his help. How many times has Alfred treated his injuries, prepared his meals, saved his life? It would be so simple to slip a little poison into those open wounds, or simply 'not make it in time' to pull Batman out of a desperate situation.

#12 Posted by ComicStooge (9659 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred beats Batman down, then goes and r*pestomps Superboy-Prime.
#13 Posted by jasraj (4728 posts) - - Show Bio
@acewasp23 said:
"

Alfred with out any problem. all he has to do is Poison master Bruce's food or turn the stove on and blow out the pilot light while Mr. Wayne sleeps.

Alfred would be the only guy that can get close enough to Batman and kill him with out any notice.

"

NO......................
#14 Posted by jasraj (4728 posts) - - Show Bio
Bruce beats the crap out of his butler, lol
#15 Posted by rogue_mar1e (19831 posts) - - Show Bio
#16 Posted by entropy_aegis (13611 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred actually once beat hush.
#17 Posted by CaptainRodgers (1656 posts) - - Show Bio

If its a fight bruce knows is coming hed just kick him in the face and ko him :P 
Although as everyones saying Alfred makes all his food and stuff, being an intelligent man im sure he could slip some poison in his dinner
#18 Posted by ilikedonuts (455 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump for shits & giggles

#19 Posted by IheartZombies92 (2198 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred takes it with prep, not even kidding

#20 Edited by MonsterStomp (13129 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred takes it with prep, not even kidding

Please, elaborate before I blow my head off with this gat.

#21 Posted by God_of_Batman (896 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred owns Superman. If he wanted to Bruce wouldn't last a second.

#23 Posted by MonsterStomp (13129 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Posted by schillenger420 (733 posts) - - Show Bio

I gotta go with the majority on this one. Alfred actually can take down the Bat, but only because of his total access and it damn sure wouldn't be in a straight-up fist fight. He is however one of the few that could kill Batman if he decided to go that route.

This reminds me of another ridiculous fight with a rather surprising outcome.... Ghost Rider vs. the Care Bears. The theory went that since the Care Bears never shed innocent blood or did anything remotely mean or evil, Ghost Rider couldn't hurt them.... meanwhile the Care Bears had the Care Bear Stare..... go figure.

#25 Edited by ComicStooge (9659 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_of_batman: Context or it didn't happen.

Alfred stopped holding back. He unleashed the full force of his might.

#26 Posted by MonsterStomp (13129 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Posted by ComicStooge (9659 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Posted by MonsterStomp (13129 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicstooge: I don't care if its stronger than ChuckNorris Force. Batman is the best. Its the law.

#29 Edited by ComicStooge (9659 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicstooge: I don't care if its stronger than ChuckNorris Force. Batman is the best. Its the law.

Nope. Bruce would be dead 100 times over without Alfred.

A clearly holding back Alfred stomps Hush:

Batman has never done that.

Alfred > Batman.

#30 Posted by MonsterStomp (13129 posts) - - Show Bio
#31 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (14189 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred IS batman. Bruce is just a decoy for the comic-readers.

#32 Posted by IheartZombies92 (2198 posts) - - Show Bio

@iheartzombies92 said:

Alfred takes it with prep, not even kidding

Please, elaborate before I blow my head off with this gat.

  1. Shoots Bruce.
  2. Blows Bruce up.
  3. Sabotages Bruce's equipment.
  4. Tells every villain where Bruce lives.
  5. Poisons Bruce with a specially designed poison.
  6. Kills him with a fire axe.

Etc. etc.

#33 Edited by MonsterStomp (13129 posts) - - Show Bio

@iheartzombies92 said:

@monsterstomp said:

@iheartzombies92 said:

Alfred takes it with prep, not even kidding

Please, elaborate before I blow my head off with this gat.

  1. Shoots Bruce.
  2. Blows Bruce up.
  3. Sabotages Bruce's equipment.
  4. Tells every villain where Bruce lives.
  5. Poisons Bruce with a specially designed poison.
  6. Kills him with a fire axe.

Etc. etc.

Well, my head is gone. Why does Alfred straight up get the element of surprise here? That's like me saying "Bruce comes home, and punches Alfred in the head. Alfred then drops the poison platter he was going to feed Bruce".

#34 Edited by ComicStooge (9659 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@comicstooge: Batman shot Darkseid while holding back.

And only the body Darkseid was inhabiting, Dan Turpin, died (I think, I'll have to reread the story). Are you saying Alfred couldn't shoot Dan Turpin?

#35 Posted by MonsterStomp (13129 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@comicstooge: Batman shot Darkseid while holding back.

And only the body Darkseid was inhabiting, Dan Turpin, died (I think, I'll have to reread the story). Are you sating Alfred couldn't shoot Dan Turpin?

No noob :P

#36 Edited by ComicStooge (9659 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicstooge said:

@monsterstomp said:

@comicstooge: Batman shot Darkseid while holding back.

And only the body Darkseid was inhabiting, Dan Turpin, died (I think, I'll have to reread the story). Are you sating Alfred couldn't shoot Dan Turpin?

No noob :P

Batman vs Predator:

Alfred vs Predator:

#37 Posted by MonsterStomp (13129 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicstooge: What? Batman fights the thing hand to hand while Alfred catches the damn thing off guard with a gat?

#38 Posted by ComicStooge (9659 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicstooge: What? Batman fights the thing hand to hand while Alfred catches the damn thing off guard with a gat?

EXCUSES, EXCUSES.

Anyway, Alfred shoots Bruce or uses his Superman level+ strength to punch Batman's head off. Or he can poison his tea, sandwiches or sabotage his gear.

#39 Posted by Dewin50 (349 posts) - - Show Bio

#40 Edited by IheartZombies92 (2198 posts) - - Show Bio

@iheartzombies92 said:

@monsterstomp said:

@iheartzombies92 said:

Alfred takes it with prep, not even kidding

Please, elaborate before I blow my head off with this gat.

  1. Shoots Bruce.
  2. Blows Bruce up.
  3. Sabotages Bruce's equipment.
  4. Tells every villain where Bruce lives.
  5. Poisons Bruce with a specially designed poison.
  6. Kills him with a fire axe.

Etc. etc.

Well, my head is gone. Why does Alfred straight up get the element of surprise here? That's like me saying "Bruce comes home, and punches Alfred in the head. Alfred then drops the poison platter he was going to feed Bruce".

He's a spy, and can turn invisible at will

#41 Edited by MonsterStomp (13129 posts) - - Show Bio
#42 Posted by IheartZombies92 (2198 posts) - - Show Bio

@iheartzombies92: Batman is a ninja, he can do stuff, man.

Alfred is Batman's nanny, he sends Bruce to his room - instant TKO, sorry

#43 Posted by Carter_esque (6447 posts) - - Show Bio

Alfred stomps, SPITE

#44 Posted by bflynn316 (570 posts) - - Show Bio

Today I learned Alfred is the most powerful man in the DC universe....

#45 Edited by Jeepeh (2799 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp said:

@god_of_batman: Context or it didn't happen.

It's from Injustice Gods Among Us, Alfred took a kryptonian pill drug that increases your durability and stuff by several thousand percent. But lets be honest, that scan is freaking awesome.

#46 Posted by God_of_Batman (896 posts) - - Show Bio

@iheartzombies92: Batman is a ninja, he can do stuff, man.


OMFG, NOT STUFF!! That's like waaaay OP. However will I come up with a counter for stuff?!?!?

#47 Posted by MonsterStomp (13129 posts) - - Show Bio
#48 Edited by God_of_Batman (896 posts) - - Show Bio

@monsterstomp: Dude, that's just, too OP. Nobody could ever come up with a counter for "stuff".

#49 Posted by MonsterStomp (13129 posts) - - Show Bio
#50 Edited by Beware_My_Power (1864 posts) - - Show Bio