Alfred Pennyworth vs Stick

VS

The fight takes place on the streets of Manhattan; both have limited prep time (1 hour), and both are in character.

R1: bare-handed H2H only (no weapons- including Stick's stick)

R2: hand-held weapons allowed (incl. firearms)

R3: Access to full equipment suites

Who wins each round? How easily, and why?

Awesome battle idea!

stick is a tier above alfie

Stick is like a ninja master. Alfies tough for a normal guy but this isnt a fair fight.

There is no version of this where stick doesn't win.

Alfred butle Stick to death

@mil: Alfred is ex MI6 he was also Bruce's bodyguard and he did most of Bruce early on Training.

Even in round three, with their full equipment suites (in other words, when Alfred has everything from Wayne Manor and the Batcave at his disposal)?

Alfred is the premier DC character in quality

but loses in actual fight

Alfred loses, then they sit down and enjoy tea and talk about their crazy superheroes.

In the real world, that is pretty much the toughest you get but Stick isn't part of the real world. It is stated numerous times in comics that it takes much more than that to be a street level superhero and Stick is arguably above even that.

If this was a real fight to the death or violent KO, Alfred would last about 2 seconds.

Alfred. He curbstomp Supes in Injustice xD

@scuzz2_0:

MI6 in the comics are just as deadly FYI

And Stick isn't even the best fighter in his verse and nor is he close to it so I fail to see where this hype comes from.

Stick drains his life force or one shots

Alfred talks stick down.

"Fightin' u wuld mean losin someone dat eye hav cahd for since i fuhst huhd his cries... echo... through dez halls."