Alfred E. Neuman Vs Chuck Norris

Battle:Alfred E. Neuman Vs Chuck Norris

who cant beat chuck norris?

No one. He is the master chief after all

Switch says:

"No one. He is the master chief after all "

exactly, there isnt anyone who couldnt beat him

His roundhouse wiped out the Dinosaurs. :D

Chuck Norris all the way

Switch says:

"No one. He is the master chief after all "

Well I wouldnt say no one can beat Chuck Norris

lol Wasn't Chuck Norris beaten by Bruce Lee in The Chinese Connection?

Cannon Fodder says:

"lol Wasn't Chuck Norris beaten by Bruce Lee in The Chinese Connection?"

Yep

With the power of chuck he can beat anybody..... Except Bruce Lee of course. Chuck Norris is so tough that underneath his beard instead of a chin there is another fist under there.
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Post Edited:2008-05-06 02:52:53

I'll go with Alfred. He's the most badass after all.

(( you mean this? bruce lee is the greatest ever. he beats on chucks face like a drum lmao.)) ((chuck norris still cool))

Chuck Norris is a HACK, and not cool. How I rue the day he became an internet meme... Alfred E. Neuman also kinda sucks, but I'd still take him over Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has the power to even beat God for some unknown reason though it is probably because he is Chuck Norris....

Why is everyone so gay for Chuck Norris?

I am not gay for Chuck it is just the joke people keep making about chuck Norris which is hilarious and I do not know about the other guy to choose him over Norris.
Post Edited:2008-05-19 14:09:24

Chuck Norris would get beat if he fought Jet Li.

Yet this is not Jet Li he is facing it is Alfred Neuman.

Except a combination of Chuck norris, Bruce Lee, and a Balrog thrown in for no reason and of course the killer rabbit.

there is no one that can beat walker Texas ranger

uh ok...

Psionex says:

"Yet this is not Jet Li he is facing it is Alfred Neuman."

But you said Chuck Norris can beat anyone besides Bruce Lee in an earlier post. Well...I gave you Jet Li. Chuck Norris cant beat Jet Li. As a Matter of Fact, I dont think Chuck Norris could beat Tony Jaa either.

I don't think Chuck Norris could take any professional martial artist.

Maybe you never know and it was in a the movie I am not certain who will win in a fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris since the only time Bruce Lee defeated Norris was in a movie.

Please tell me you're kidding.

Korg says:

"Please tell me you're kidding."

About what exactly?

Now that is funny...

Lol.

Very funny..