#1 Posted by Hailey (45 posts) - - Show Bio
#2 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

who cant beat chuck norris?

#3 Posted by Switch (4527 posts) - - Show Bio

No one. He is the master chief after all

#4 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

Switch says:

"No one. He is the master chief after all "

exactly, there isnt anyone who couldnt beat him

#5 Posted by Switch (4527 posts) - - Show Bio

His roundhouse wiped out the Dinosaurs. :D

#6 Posted by Owen_Porter (83224 posts) - - Show Bio

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#7 Posted by Zenma (4970 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris all the way

#8 Posted by King Saturn (222808 posts) - - Show Bio

Switch says:

"No one. He is the master chief after all "

Well I wouldnt say no one can beat Chuck Norris

#9 Posted by Cannon Fodder (133 posts) - - Show Bio

lol Wasn't Chuck Norris beaten by Bruce Lee in The Chinese Connection?

#10 Posted by King Saturn (222808 posts) - - Show Bio

Cannon Fodder says:

"lol Wasn't Chuck Norris beaten by Bruce Lee in The Chinese Connection?"

Yep

#11 Posted by Psionex (599 posts) - - Show Bio

With the power of chuck he can beat anybody..... Except Bruce Lee of course. Chuck Norris is so tough that underneath his beard instead of a chin there is another fist under there.
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#12 Posted by fesak (6994 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll go with Alfred. He's the most badass after all.

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#13 Posted by DRDOOMSDAY390 (1253 posts) - - Show Bio

(( you mean this? bruce lee is the greatest ever. he beats on chucks face like a drum lmao.)) ((chuck norris still cool))

#14 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris is a HACK, and not cool. How I rue the day he became an internet meme... Alfred E. Neuman also kinda sucks, but I'd still take him over Chuck Norris.

#15 Posted by Psionex (599 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris has the power to even beat God for some unknown reason though it is probably because he is Chuck Norris....

#16 Posted by fesak (6994 posts) - - Show Bio

Why is everyone so gay for Chuck Norris?

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#17 Posted by aztek_the_lost (30740 posts) - - Show Bio

fesak says:

"Why is everyone so ****** gay for Chuck Norris?"

I'm not sure...I just am amazed that he's unranked in unarmed combat

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#18 Posted by Psionex (599 posts) - - Show Bio

I am not gay for Chuck it is just the joke people keep making about chuck Norris which is hilarious and I do not know about the other guy to choose him over Norris.
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#19 Posted by King Saturn (222808 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris would get beat if he fought Jet Li.

#20 Posted by Psionex (599 posts) - - Show Bio

Yet this is not Jet Li he is facing it is Alfred Neuman.

#21 Posted by Vrakmul (23395 posts) - - Show Bio

Except a combination of Chuck norris, Bruce Lee, and a Balrog thrown in for no reason and of course the killer rabbit.

#22 Posted by unworthyBOZO (6 posts) - - Show Bio

there is no one that can beat walker Texas ranger

#23 Posted by Psionex (599 posts) - - Show Bio

uh ok...

#24 Posted by King Saturn (222808 posts) - - Show Bio

Psionex says:

"Yet this is not Jet Li he is facing it is Alfred Neuman."

But you said Chuck Norris can beat anyone besides Bruce Lee in an earlier post. Well...I gave you Jet Li. Chuck Norris cant beat Jet Li. As a Matter of Fact, I dont think Chuck Norris could beat Tony Jaa either.

#25 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't think Chuck Norris could take any professional martial artist.

#26 Posted by Psionex (599 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe you never know and it was in a the movie I am not certain who will win in a fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris since the only time Bruce Lee defeated Norris was in a movie.

#27 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

Please tell me you're kidding.

#28 Posted by Psionex (599 posts) - - Show Bio

Korg says:

"Please tell me you're kidding."

About what exactly?

#29 Posted by Danko (276 posts) - - Show Bio

#30 Posted by Psionex (599 posts) - - Show Bio

Now that is funny...

#31 Posted by Vrakmul (23395 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol.

#32 Posted by Psionex (599 posts) - - Show Bio

Very funny..