STYLE:
Nagato and his b**ches dress in the same worn out stupid flower robe. He rocks piercings and black nail polish and looks like he never worked out in his life...he basically fits the entire emo stereotype. He's like super emo, defender of all other emos. If satan was a thing in Naruto he'd probably worship it.
Aizen lazily swept his hair back once with one hand and it stayed that way for like an entire year. He can use the hogokyu to change his outfit until his final form where his face tears off to reveal that even that was just another outfit the whole time. Every time he ascends he gets the latest trending colored contacts. His bling is fused to his hand. He swag-stomps this round.
CRIB:
Aizen's feung shui sucks. He designed an entire structure with intricate rooms and labrynths, but the design was just ugh. Pillars in empty rooms for no reason at all, like, what is that even about? Who does that?
Amazingly, though, Nagato's living aesthetics are even worse...he had two caves to his face, one for the ten tails statue and one for himself, and he did literally nothing with them. Screw a vase or hanging a picture, he didnt even have a table. Not even a lamp. This dude sat in the friggin dark. Aizen takes another round.
GAME:
Nagato has a smokin hot chick completely devoted to his every need, he's just too much of an emo p***y to man up. This guy really has no reason to be mad.
Aizen, however, apparently has...different tastes. He generally surrounds himself with other men, although he did create a 70% naked chick once. However, he seems oblivious to the gratuitous inhumanly-ample cleavage abounding all corners of the Bleachverse, instead choosing to focus a huge portion of his attention on a teenage japanese boy, with his 'faithful' bishonen companion Gin at his side. The closest thing he's had to a love interest is a frackin little girl who obsessed over him despite his total lack of acknowledgement, so Nagato suprisingly takes this round. Whatever his preference, Aizen's game is clearly weak.
SMOOTH TALK:
Aizen will tell you your deepest desires and either make you feel as if they can come true or watch them crumble away, all with the calm, silky smooth confidence of a late-night RnB radio host.
Nagato will tell you all the reasons he hates his dad or whatever in this b***hy, morbid-toned rant that inevitably ends with him yelling the last few words, as if to dig his narrow, self-pitying excuse of a point in even farther.
VERDICT
Aizen takes the lead 3-1. Aizen's the playa who has it all, except what he needs, but Nagato's got every thing he needs n can't even see it...and his swag is weak as f**k. Aizen stomps this clown with his 8D Nikes.
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