Agent 47 vs 007

#1 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Who wins?

You Decide! Epic! rap battles of-oh nevermind

#2 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Bond. Though it depends on the situation.

#3 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@kingkronos said:

Bond. Though it depends on the situation.

hmm. 47 is more skilled than bond and is a better spy.

#4 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

Bond. Though it depends on the situation.

hmm. 47 is more skilled than bond and is a better spy.

No. He is perhaps more trained, and he started much earlier in training than Bond, though his feats are not as good as Bond. I can barely recall anything from the Hitman movie, I recall he captured the President at the end, despite having over hundred guards, quite the plan tbh. Though Bond is a better improviser, which is the most important thing. But it all depends on the situation, and the information about each other.

#5 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

Bond. Though it depends on the situation.

hmm. 47 is more skilled than bond and is a better spy.

No. He is perhaps more trained, and he started much earlier in training than Bond, though his feats are not as good as Bond. I can barely recall anything from the Hitman movie, I recall he captured the President at the end, despite having over hundred guards, quite the plan tbh. Though Bond is a better improviser, which is the most important thing. But it all depends on the situation, and the information about each other.

even so, 47 is a better spy, as he doesnt really exist. And yes he does have incredible feats, if you count the games.

#6 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

Bond. Though it depends on the situation.

hmm. 47 is more skilled than bond and is a better spy.

No. He is perhaps more trained, and he started much earlier in training than Bond, though his feats are not as good as Bond. I can barely recall anything from the Hitman movie, I recall he captured the President at the end, despite having over hundred guards, quite the plan tbh. Though Bond is a better improviser, which is the most important thing. But it all depends on the situation, and the information about each other.

even so, 47 is a better spy, as he doesnt really exist. And yes he does have incredible feats, if you count the games.

Never played the games tbh. But seriously, you can't just say "he's a better spy". Why do you think he is a better spy? Being officially off records doesn't make him a better spy.

#7 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

Bond. Though it depends on the situation.

hmm. 47 is more skilled than bond and is a better spy.

No. He is perhaps more trained, and he started much earlier in training than Bond, though his feats are not as good as Bond. I can barely recall anything from the Hitman movie, I recall he captured the President at the end, despite having over hundred guards, quite the plan tbh. Though Bond is a better improviser, which is the most important thing. But it all depends on the situation, and the information about each other.

even so, 47 is a better spy, as he doesnt really exist. And yes he does have incredible feats, if you count the games.

Never played the games tbh. But seriously, you can't just say "he's a better spy". Why do you think he is a better spy? Being officially off records doesn't make him a better spy.

lol If you knew 47 you will automatically know why he is the better spy.

#8 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@hudyman: If I knew 47? I've seen the movie, so you don't need to show me anything, you think beating a bunch of guys and jumping from a building makes him a better spy? And why did you do this thread when you already have a winner in your mind?

#9 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman: If I knew 47? I've seen the movie, so you don't need to show me anything, you think beating a bunch of guys and jumping from a building makes him a better spy? And why did you do this thread when you already have a winner in your mind?

I do not have a winner in mind. I am clearly stating that 47 Is a better spy than james bond. But him being a better spy does not make him to automatically win.

#10 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman: If I knew 47? I've seen the movie, so you don't need to show me anything, you think beating a bunch of guys and jumping from a building makes him a better spy? And why did you do this thread when you already have a winner in your mind?

I do not have a winner in mind. I am clearly stating that 47 Is a better spy than james bond. But him being a better spy does not make him to automatically win.

Spy= espionage, stealth, blending, etc.... Not beating guys and jumping from buildings......

#11 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman: If I knew 47? I've seen the movie, so you don't need to show me anything, you think beating a bunch of guys and jumping from a building makes him a better spy? And why did you do this thread when you already have a winner in your mind?

I do not have a winner in mind. I am clearly stating that 47 Is a better spy than james bond. But him being a better spy does not make him to automatically win.

Spy= espionage, stealth, blending, etc.... Not beating guys and jumping from buildings......

you do realise that you just described agent 47 exactly?

#12 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman: If I knew 47? I've seen the movie, so you don't need to show me anything, you think beating a bunch of guys and jumping from a building makes him a better spy? And why did you do this thread when you already have a winner in your mind?

I do not have a winner in mind. I am clearly stating that 47 Is a better spy than james bond. But him being a better spy does not make him to automatically win.

Spy= espionage, stealth, blending, etc.... Not beating guys and jumping from buildings......

you do realise that you just described agent 47 exactly?

No I just refuted what you are trying to imply. You said that he is a better spy, and show me a video were he is escaping, which proves the exact opposite thing.

#13 Edited by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman: If I knew 47? I've seen the movie, so you don't need to show me anything, you think beating a bunch of guys and jumping from a building makes him a better spy? And why did you do this thread when you already have a winner in your mind?

I do not have a winner in mind. I am clearly stating that 47 Is a better spy than james bond. But him being a better spy does not make him to automatically win.

Spy= espionage, stealth, blending, etc.... Not beating guys and jumping from buildings......

you do realise that you just described agent 47 exactly?

No I just refuted what you are trying to imply. You said that he is a better spy, and show me a video were he is escaping, which proves the exact opposite thing.

There is no clip of him "escaping". But if you want to see real spy action Watch The hitman silent assassin movie. The Whole movie is him "escaping". The thing is 47 doesnt exist. alot of people know who bond is. But No one knows who agent 47 is. No one has actually ever come face to face with him and lived to tell about it. The Only person that has ever survived it, was a detective. and that was only because 47 allowed it. The Detective was getting too close. so 47 decided to pay him a visit. When the detective walks in, he tells the detective to calm down, because if he wanted the detective dead. He would have been dead as soon as he entered his car in the morning. 47 is The ultimate spy. Although he is much more expressed in the games. The 47 from any of the games would literally curbstomp bond.

#14 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@hudyman: Yes, because Bond is an official MI6 agent, how does it matter here anyway? But seriously, why are we having this debate when you just said it:

The 47 from any of the games would literally curbstomp bond.
#15 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman: Yes, because Bond is an official MI6 agent, how does it matter here anyway? But seriously, why are we having this debate when you just said it:

The 47 from any of the games would literally curbstomp bond.

i said the one from the games. The movie 47 is in this fight. But seriously nevermind

#16 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman: Yes, because Bond is an official MI6 agent, how does it matter here anyway? But seriously, why are we having this debate when you just said it:

The 47 from any of the games would literally curbstomp bond.

i said the one from the games. The movie 47 is in this fight. But seriously nevermind

Nothing in the OP mentions that it is the 47 from the games.

#17 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman: Yes, because Bond is an official MI6 agent, how does it matter here anyway? But seriously, why are we having this debate when you just said it:

The 47 from any of the games would literally curbstomp bond.

i said the one from the games. The movie 47 is in this fight. But seriously nevermind

Nothing in the OP mentions that it is the 47 from the games.

Holy hudyman, i am talking about the 47 from the movie.

#18 Posted by kingkronos (2501 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman said:

@kingkronos said:

@hudyman: Yes, because Bond is an official MI6 agent, how does it matter here anyway? But seriously, why are we having this debate when you just said it:

The 47 from any of the games would literally curbstomp bond.

i said the one from the games. The movie 47 is in this fight. But seriously nevermind

Nothing in the OP mentions that it is the 47 from the games.

Holy hudyman, i am talking about the 47 from the movie.

I know you were talking about movie 47. But you should specify that in the OP, that it is the movie version of 47, as you think game would beat Bond.

#19 Posted by Sethlol (1234 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Bond gets suffocated with piano wire and thrown into a closet while a bald man with an ISBN number on his head sneaks away with his clothes.

#20 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@Sethlol said:

Bond gets suffocated with piano wire and thrown into a closet while a bald man with an ISBN number on his head sneaks away with his clothes.

This

#21 Posted by Om4zd (881 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Sam Fisher.

#22 Posted by JohnnyGat (1009 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Agent 47 has magic powers man...

#23 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

@JohnnyGat: xD nice scan

#24 Posted by LukeTemple (13 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

As badass as Bond is, he's got nothing on 47. If they've both been told to eliminate each other... Bond's a dead man walking. Bond checks into his hotel and gets randomly crushed by a chandelier. He goes to take a bath and there's cyanide in his bathwater. Gets into his car = kaboom. Goes to his tailor = strangled with his necktie. Goes to a party = killed to death with poison.

And if, perchance, Bond gets the jump on 47, then he breaks into the room to find it empty. Then gets killed by the bald man who HAPPENS to show up with room service at that exact moment.

#25 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (15651 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

The idiots in this thread hurt my head

#26 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@LukeTemple said:

As badass as Bond is, he's got nothing on 47. If they've both been told to eliminate each other... Bond's a dead man walking. Bond checks into his hotel and gets randomly crushed by a chandelier. He goes to take a bath and there's cyanide in his bathwater. Gets into his car = kaboom. Goes to his tailor = strangled with his necktie. Goes to a party = killed to death with poison.

And if, perchance, Bond gets the jump on 47, then he breaks into the room to find it empty. Then gets killed by the bald man who HAPPENS to show up with room service at that exact moment.

lol! This.....

#27 Posted by niBBit (627 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

People forget that in the game 47 is an enchanced human being. Agent 47 has taken down a ton load of Agent 48's in the first game and those where also enhanced human beings, they where stronger and they where more durable than 47 himself and yet he took them all out. Agent 47 was also being hunted by other top assassins in the Hitman Universe but Agent 47 seems to disagree about them being top assassins because he took them all down and mind you some of these assassins where from The Franchise and had guys like Mark Parchezzi.

Agent 47 from the game would wreck James Bond. Its been awhile since i saw the movie so Bond may have a better chance against the movie version.

#28 Posted by hudyman (1399 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago - Show Bio

@niBBit said:

People forget that in the game 47 is an enchanced human being. Agent 47 has taken down a ton load of Agent 48's in the first game and those where also enhanced human beings, they where stronger and they where more durable than 47 himself and yet he took them all out. Agent 47 was also being hunted by other top assassins in the Hitman Universe but Agent 47 seems to disagree about them being top assassins because he took them all down and mind you some of these assassins where from The Franchise and had guys like Mark Parchezzi.

Agent 47 from the game would wreck James Bond. Its been awhile since i saw the movie so Bond may have a better chance against the movie version.

Words to live by my friend.

#29 Posted by LukeTemple (13 posts) - 6 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

@niBBit said:

People forget that in the game 47 is an enchanced human being. Agent 47 has taken down a ton load of Agent 48's in the first game and those where also enhanced human beings, they where stronger and they where more durable than 47 himself and yet he took them all out. Agent 47 was also being hunted by other top assassins in the Hitman Universe but Agent 47 seems to disagree about them being top assassins because he took them all down and mind you some of these assassins where from The Franchise and had guys like Mark Parchezzi.

Agent 47 from the game would wreck James Bond. Its been awhile since i saw the movie so Bond may have a better chance against the movie version.

True, a much better chance to be honest. The movie version certainly seems much less awesome than the game version. And that consideration convinces me to rethink my position somewhat. I still believe that 47 would beat Bond, simply because his entire life has been all about how to kill people. Bond, on the other hand, is a spy. As far as a competition between them goes I'd have to back 47.

#30 Posted by JohnnyGat (1009 posts) - 6 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

Powers man, f-ing powers

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