Abraham Lincoln vs Xenomorphs

Scenario: Abraham Lincoln is on earth when xenomorphs invade, he prepares to fight off the aliens in the invasion.

Round 1: Abraham lincoln vs 4 xenomorphs

Round 2: Abraham lincoln vs Alien Queen.

5 hours prep for lincoln, none for xenomorphs.

Battle ends in death

Battle takes place in white house.

Morals off bloodlust on.

Lincoln cleans house.

Abraham lincoln!!!!!!!

Forever Lincoln

Spite!

Bladed weapons aren't effective against Xenomorphs unless they are treated to be acid resistant, and Lincoln doesn't possess the physical stats nor skill to fight off Xenomorphs.

^^ Dude it's Lincoln the man who can defy the laws of nature!